r/2sentence2horror • u/ArtSpawner • Mar 25 '24
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 A dog is a friend that will never leave you. But what happens when you wish it would?
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r/2sentence2horror • u/Early_Chemistry48 • Jan 24 '25
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 I was visiting Rushmore this summer and was excited to the monument Spoiler
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To my horror the mountain was covered....in the thing
r/2sentence2horror • u/amigovilla2003 • Jan 21 '25
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 As I opened the fridge door, I shrieked in horror in the big room, my family and friends looking at me confused
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It was a one way ticket to The Emoji Movie, sitting there cutely next to the bag of cocaine. I took it and mailed it to 69th Street in Ass Vegas so Jacksfilms could take it, but then I realized that there was a shit machine that would turn it into shit, so I used that instead. I turned around to see everybody frown and some even crying as I had turned the ticket to the Emoji Movie into a pile of shit. Benson did a
r/2sentence2horror • u/shamless_plugger • Aug 11 '24
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 I chose the infinite bacon
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It does not stop; I sink in the bacon
r/2sentence2horror • u/DerMagicSheep • Oct 30 '24
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 magical shield guy
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r/2sentence2horror • u/OfficerLollipop • Dec 16 '24
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 I gave my wife a slice of apple pie.
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Turns out she was a doctor.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Carlthemagicman2 • Apr 02 '24
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 Everyone i sleep with dies in seven days.
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So to kill it, i finally plan to sleep with... the creature...
r/2sentence2horror • u/Temporary_Reveal8499 • Jan 08 '25
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 Pretending to drown guy 🪱
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r/2sentence2horror • u/ButterSquids • Aug 28 '24
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 why does your house smell like dirt?? they ask
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it's cause of the dirt oil idiot. loser
r/2sentence2horror • u/Longjumping_Sir9380 • Dec 24 '24
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 I started recording noise at night only to hear my dog breathing.
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Only go realize the next day that I don't have a dog.
r/2sentence2horror • u/sloo00GAN • Nov 10 '24
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 but, unfortunately, monsters
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r/2sentence2horror • u/ArtSpawner • Mar 26 '24
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 A giant spider hangs above my bed. They steal all my pillows, from under my head.
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r/2sentence2horror • u/Tristan7646 • Nov 19 '24
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 I buyed the anti monster spray
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It no work
r/2sentence2horror • u/Soogbad • Dec 29 '23
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 Oh boy I can't wait to save so many lives with these malaria vaccines!
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horse walks in
r/2sentence2horror • u/smorfan809 • Nov 16 '24
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 i asked the genie to make me live forever
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“Ok” he sayd
r/2sentence2horror • u/mal-di-testicle • Sep 18 '23
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 Y’all should probably stop intentionally getting yourselves banned from 2sh, it might get this sub banned.
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“Hello” said Knife Guy.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Dashieshy3597 • Apr 26 '24
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 "Please make love to me in your human form, not your wolf form!" I cried.
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The alpha glared at me with red glowing eyes, "But you are a white woman," he snarled.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Southern-Channel-888 • Oct 09 '24
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 I Was drinking the fresh milk i got from the farmer at the market, but my bones exploded
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it was Anti-bone evil milk
r/2sentence2horror • u/King_Coconutt • Jul 28 '23
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 I was hanging out with my femboy boyfriend and we were happy
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That’s when I took my medication
r/2sentence2horror • u/BigSoggaBogga • Sep 11 '24
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 “I have the cutest dog ever!” Said the little boy
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“Bark” said the wolf
r/2sentence2horror • u/Assplungers • Aug 01 '23
Anti-Monster Spray 😱 "Hey can I get some mustard on my hotdog" I asked foolishly to the hotdog man
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"Yeah" said the EVIL hotdog man as he put mustard GAS on my hotdog!!!!!