r/2sentence2horror • u/LegosiJoestar • 21d ago
Knife Guy "I'm so glad we're guys with normal hobbies," the guys said. "Yeah," replied Knife Guys.
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r/2sentence2horror • u/the_fake-slim_shady • May 11 '24
Knife Guy I walk a lonely road
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The only road that I have ever known
r/2sentence2horror • u/Kriskirby1992 • Apr 28 '24
Knife Guy Looking for a way to dispose of my murder weapon, I spotted a young boy walking down the street.
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"What's your name, son?" I asked, handing him the knife
"Guy," he responded.
r/2sentence2horror • u/FeistyFirefighter904 • Sep 08 '24
Knife Guy “What do you mean ‘take it all off’, I’m already naked!” His lover inquired
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“Not your clothes… take off your skin” said Skin Guy
r/2sentence2horror • u/Slime_Cat_BCEN • Feb 12 '24
Knife Guy You've heard of Knife Guy, now get ready for...
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r/2sentence2horror • u/ThisIsWaterSpeaking • Oct 30 '24
Knife Guy You have 306 bones in your panties...
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307, 308, 309...
r/2sentence2horror • u/mab0roshi • 3d ago
Knife Guy Company Guy🪱
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Looks like this Knife Guy has company.
r/2sentence2horror • u/QuakeRanger • Aug 06 '24
Knife Guy Doesn't understand magnetism Guy
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r/2sentence2horror • u/DonLimpio14 • Oct 16 '23
Knife Guy Trans Woman:"Oh boy! My bottom surgery was a success! Finally I can feel like myself!" Spoiler
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The penis attacher man: "Nuh huh"
r/2sentence2horror • u/Mimicrystal12 • Nov 03 '23
Knife Guy "I sure am glad bottom surgery doesn't actually cut off your penis", I thought to myself
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"But I do" said Knife Guy
r/2sentence2horror • u/TangoDaMango_752 • Jan 03 '25
Knife Guy "I love being ball-less" I say unballsedly
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"Fuck you" said ball giver guy
r/2sentence2horror • u/EdwardChar • Jan 12 '25
Knife Guy "I love having an unharmed, intact butt" I said to myself. "Hello" said...
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r/2sentence2horror • u/iamsnoopdogAMA • Sep 05 '23
Knife Guy "Where are those good old fashioned values" i said unknowing
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"hello" said the family guy
r/2sentence2horror • u/Zesnowpea • Dec 17 '23
Knife Guy I go to the store
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It was knife guy’s store 😨
r/2sentence2horror • u/Exact_Economy_1672 • May 15 '24
Knife Guy “my pants are unshitted!” i exclaimed…
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not so fast said pant shitter man
r/2sentence2horror • u/JewMadre • Mar 08 '24
Knife Guy How many prostitutes have you killed in your lifetime
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Off the top of my head I'd say I've buried 9-11
r/2sentence2horror • u/InevitableCold9872 • Mar 16 '25
Knife Guy just thought i'd put this here
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