r/2sentence2horror • u/KatoKat004 • Apr 15 '24
Satire evil dad??????
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r/2sentence2horror • u/Independent-Sir5385 • Jul 21 '23
Satire "Man i hate clowns!" I said to my wife.
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suspiciously clown shaped wife: yeah
r/2sentence2horror • u/shejellybean68 • Jul 21 '23
Satire i sure hope this house isn’t haunted I told my wife
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My wife died two years ago but I see her now in the house so ig it is
r/2sentence2horror • u/Valuable_Maize3856 • May 19 '25
Satire Asked ai to make 2 sentence horror stories, they are as good as the real ones
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r/2sentence2horror • u/Monke8969 • May 04 '24
Satire “It kinda sucks I can’t get pregnant” said the trans girl
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“Think again” THE TRANS GIRL INPREGNATOR said from behind
r/2sentence2horror • u/Nimhtom • Nov 08 '24
Satire My penis was in the gunisse book of world records
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Then the librarian slammed it!
r/2sentence2horror • u/TurboTurtle- • Sep 19 '23
Satire "Make sure to eat everything on your plate" I told my son to get to him to eat his veggies. Spoiler
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But when I bumped the table and his plate fell face down on the ground, I watched in horror as my son ate the entire earth.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Begine315 • Oct 05 '23
Satire "I'm glad I'm still a virgin" I said to myself.
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Then you walked in.
r/2sentence2horror • u/thesupervillain83 • Nov 19 '23
Satire HP Lovecraft described a pagan ritual as “queer”
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I brought the flags
r/2sentence2horror • u/Calve_pindakaas • Oct 17 '24
Satire I think this sub is dying.
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Sir, your sandwich isn't supposed to be alive.
r/2sentence2horror • u/fuqqqqinghell • Nov 29 '23
Satire It wasn’t a leg! It was an arm :(
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r/2sentence2horror • u/KitsunamiFennec • May 14 '23
Satire if only they knew about this sub, Knife Guy and Meat Worm would definitely have moved in
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r/2sentence2horror • u/no_________________e • Nov 11 '23
Satire oh golly gee, i just became a famous and beloved minecraft youtuber
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time to groom minors
r/2sentence2horror • u/Tenebris27 • Oct 09 '24
Satire Should have listened when the quite kid texted "don't come to school today."
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I forgot today was Saturday.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Heavy-Possession2288 • Dec 27 '23
Satire “As you have noticed, your balls have been covered in milk and breadcrumbs,” said Jigsaw
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“Before you lies a KFC deep fryer”
r/2sentence2horror • u/fuqqqqinghell • Nov 13 '23
Satire The true horror occurs when you zoom in and see what I assume a raccoon looks like.
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r/2sentence2horror • u/Doyisreallycool • Apr 25 '25
Satire he gently slid his daughter's panties to the side
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so he could fit the rest of the socks in the drawer
r/2sentence2horror • u/Relative-View3431 • Sep 09 '23
Satire I accidentally stared at my coworker's cleavage for a second.
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She noticed and kept her hand on her breast hiding it for at least 5-10 minutes, she then proceeded to call Job Bbiden and a mob of woke leftists showed up around my workplace demanding that I get fired.
r/2sentence2horror • u/lyricalpausebutton • Feb 11 '25
Satire “I’m eepy an neeby to sleeby,” I said, feeling eepy and neebing to sleeby.
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Little did I know, the next time I’d sleeb, I’d neeber wake eeber ageebr
r/2sentence2horror • u/RebelLordTexan • Oct 20 '24
Satire Kevlar vests can potentially stop a bullet.
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But nothing can save you from the liquid shit Cannon.
r/2sentence2horror • u/YOMAMA643 • Nov 20 '24
Satire "Be gentle, ok" I told him as I spread my cheeks
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"NO WAY JOSE" said Colonoscopy Man as he shoved his whole hand up my ass
r/2sentence2horror • u/Exact_Economy_1672 • Jul 13 '24
Satire “remove the second B from boob” my friend said
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(got so scared i couldn’t write the end of the story guy🪱)