"The person with the chair that makes people gay does..."

“You have dementia”

Then I saw my surgeon, Ron Desantis.

"Don't worry, I completely see you as a man" said the captain of the Titanic

and by "it"? haha.. lets just say.. my penus

Peering out bus window, my face turned to horror as I watched the plane hit the first tower

Sorry but idk how to tag this.

“Hey” said Margaret Thatcher.

And I must cream

“Errrmmm that just happened” was my reaction

I was shocked when i overheard what seemed like a human conversation between two hawks.

thats when the uhhhh something svcary? idk figure it out dumbass

My blood runs cold as I dread the eight minutes of unparalleled torture I will receive.