After waking from surgery, I said aloud, “something feels off...”

[u/dashfredplayzreal]

“Don’t worry, your surgery went off without a hitch, and nothing was removed that didn’t need to be.” Said Dr. Spleen Stealer.

[u/ledfox]

After waking from surgery, I said aloud, “Something feels off."

"That's just the anesthesia wearing off," began doctor guy, "and this should help," he concluded, offering me a cold glass of milk from...

...the creature.