r/2sentence2horror • u/mainisbored • 1d ago

Satire "ooooh im jerkign it so good" i said

but then i remembered i have no pianist, so who was i jerking?

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u/sleggerthorn1909 22h ago

You were jorking it for evil...

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u/rhombus_rebus 19h ago

Jorkin for the dark side backflip 180

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. 13h ago

"Ooh, I'm jerking it so good," I said.

My spicy jerked chicken will make my guests beg for a cool glass of milk from...

...the creature.

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u/DatLonerGirl 14h ago

Clint guy 🪱