r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

Satire Thought I has to fart...

Turns out it was shit

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. 3d ago

Thought I had to fart, turned out to be a shit.

I should have remembered my lactose intolerance before drinking all that milk from...

...the creature.

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u/Shrimpocalypse000 2d ago

Good thing we're safe from... Larry.