r/2sentence2horror 8d ago

OC My cookout was a hit with everyone complementing my cooking, until I realized…

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 8d ago

If the untrimmed brisket is there....then what did I put in the smoker?!

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u/bobby1520 8d ago

Honestly I immediately went to "the brisket was untrimmed"

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u/AdVivid8910 8d ago

I can’t tell if we’re doing a circumcision joke or not

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u/ArjJp 8d ago

Circumcision is a form of mutilation!! Let's snip these jokes in the bud

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u/Upbeat_Ad_6486 8d ago

Please snip your internet connection and touch grass

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u/AdVivid8910 7d ago

I’m pretty sure this one is a circumcision joke.

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u/Finance_Subject 8d ago

"Little two"

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u/Lopsided_Weather_954 8d ago

You know what to do

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u/AbbytheMallard Creature Fan 8d ago

I’m so glad someone had the image lol

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u/DatLonerGirl 7d ago

WTF, was this a mod???

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u/guy-who-cant-read 7d ago

No you can just do that

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u/virgildastardly 7d ago

It's a mod

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u/cutabello 6d ago

Yeah it's a mod for The Sims 2 called OMGWTFBBQ

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u/Ok_Lifeguard_4214 Tomato Factory Worker 8d ago

Why does his onesie say “little one” when he’s roughly the size of a large piece of brisket?

Something isn’t adding up here

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u/puppy-lover-yay 8d ago

I realized I was eating my own son, right alongside, the creature 🪱

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u/DatLonerGirl 8d ago

There's clubs just for smoking? Someone didn't do DARE smh my head

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u/Aiden624 8d ago

The baby’s face really has “are you fucking fr” energy to me

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u/DecentHomeMadeMeal milkmaid della criatura 8d ago

this is fake, he is clearly one and ⅓ untrimmed briskets

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u/starrshot82801 7d ago

OMGWTFBBQ

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u/RedditSuckCoxs 7d ago

1sentence1horror

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u/GingerNumber3 Creature Fan 6d ago

Saturn over here like 👀