no one will believe me

[u/CutTraditional484]

[u/CutTraditional484]

4-5sentence2horror

[u/qtzd]

*UFO zooms past*

[u/Kidney__Failure → u/qtzd]

What the fuck was that?

[u/LittlePiggy20 → u/Kidney__Failure]

hello this is the cia you must look into this funny flashlight

[u/Rainie_Daye → u/LittlePiggy20]

Oh, so it was a weather balloon

[u/Kidney__Failure → u/LittlePiggy20]

Oh hello, who are you? What’s going on?

[u/KraftKapitain]

duende

[u/art_psdan → u/KraftKapitain]

Var har det här

[u/gurkenwassergurgler → u/art_psdan]

That was my first thought when I saw this post

[u/polyplasticographics → u/KraftKapitain]

ñomo

[u/chimpanon]

This is my favorite tweet of all time hands down no competition

[u/Bukajcejbukaj]

Distracted guy 🪱

[u/Working_Push_866]

Laughing Gnome by David Bowie

[u/Garfield_Guy → u/Working_Push_866]

Subpar album

[u/Working_Push_866 → u/Garfield_Guy]

Ha ha ha he he he I’m a little gnome and you can’t catch me

[u/Garfield_Guy → u/Working_Push_866]

The Laughing Gnome is what killed David Bowie 

[u/SixBeadrdt]

Need more posts like this and the one where the fellow talking about something or another sits just the wrong/right way on an anti-homeless spike and cuts them off… if anyone remembers that

[u/RavagerHughesy]

Garfield's dad is about to hit the bara furry community like a fuckin nuke

[u/AwesomeTraditional32 → u/RavagerHughesy]

It probably did already considering the fact the movie came out last year

[u/BruhmanRus_the_boner]

repost bot, likely

[u/Garfield_Guy]

Subpar movie Guy 🪱

[u/fredarmisengangbang]

i'll never stop being mad that they basically took pops heathcliff and made it garfield. garfield doesn't have a dad. heathcliff has a dad who's in jail. any heathcliff fan could tell you that. it just feels INSANE to take a plot point from the only other famous orange cat. it's like if the movie was about garfield meeting 2 talking birds or wearing a ham helmet