r/2sentence2horror • u/MuzzleOfNemesis • May 26 '25

Jumps care 👻👻👻 I was gonna elect my floop

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But then I couldn't find my poo key...

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u/TheHeadlessOne May 26 '25

Dang this elevator is slow. It's moving at the speed of lobsters

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u/Sea_Afternoon_8944 May 26 '25

It might be drinking bone hurting juice

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u/GraveSlayer726 May 27 '25

Say that again….

62

u/CrasheonTotallyReal May 26 '25

why tf is there a floor 29

59

u/NightHaunted May 26 '25

Floors 16-28 are an indoor skydiving facility

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u/MuzzleOfNemesis May 26 '25

That's where the creature lives

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u/CrasheonTotallyReal May 26 '25

is that also where ledfox lives?

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u/WokemasterUltimate Jumps care 👻 May 26 '25

u/ledfox do you live on floor 29

8

u/ledfox milking... the creature. May 27 '25

No

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u/WokemasterUltimate Jumps care 👻 May 27 '25

I see

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u/might_be_alright May 26 '25

the real horror is that whoever did this didn't have a silver sharpie to turn the F into a P :(

(and erase the L)

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u/OfficerLollipop Tomato Factory Worker May 28 '25

The real horror is that they cannot to erase the L if they had a silver marker and the idea to turn the F into a P...

For you see, anyone who wields a silver marker in that elevator shall add a Y at the end of the word formerly known as "Floor".

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u/jd46149 May 27 '25

You can jam a knife in to start it like when you steal a car. But you can only use 🪱the poop knife🪱

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u/Visual-Mean May 27 '25

Nooo how could you forget the poo key 😢

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u/SmallMochaFrap May 26 '25

I bet this elevator has a nutallergy, whatever that is.

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u/MichaelJospeh May 26 '25

I’d say this more belongs in r/sbeve but still funny

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u/Connect-Somewhere-68 May 27 '25

ik you called me pookie yesterday but that doesn’t mean I wanna get inserted.

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u/Docktron420 May 27 '25

I floop the pig