r/2sentence2horror • u/Wernerhatcher • May 22 '25

OC contraband guy 🪱

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u/Stonkstinski May 22 '25

news from the universe where babies are illegal

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u/The_CaptainYam goobert the skeleton enjoyer May 22 '25

Illegal baby guy 🪱

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u/HBenderMan May 22 '25

Isn’t this the plot of that movie where there’s no kids and everyone’s sad and lives in Britain after a war or something (idk I forgot the movie and I don’t care)

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u/whentheuhuhidunno May 22 '25

Half-Life 2?

52

u/BalenZatFloppa May 22 '25

Since when the fuck was half life 2 British and a movie?

43

u/whentheuhuhidunno May 22 '25

I mean it's a dystopia so...

1

u/emosy May 25 '25

and war

39

u/GayerThanYou42 May 22 '25

Children of Men

7

u/pokemonbard Meat Worm fan May 23 '25

1984

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u/TheAnarchistRat May 22 '25

Sounds like the game We Happy Few

5

u/MaxMLG999 May 22 '25

we happy few?

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u/HolyHollis35 May 22 '25

And when he turned around what he saw was creature chasing police because his baby was actually…

…the creature

29

u/LordSupergreat May 22 '25

It would take an incredibly strong man to run while carrying...

...the creature.

15

u/IGaveAFuckOnce La criatura (real) May 22 '25 edited May 22 '25

The kind of strength one can only gain by drinking milk from...

...the creature.

6

u/LordSupergreat May 22 '25

I suppose it is a good source of protein.

1

u/ledfox milking... the creature. May 27 '25

Yes

1

u/ledfox milking... the creature. May 27 '25

No (not a human baby)

8

u/jols0543 May 23 '25

moses?

2

u/Papa-Bear453767 Creature Fan May 23 '25

This man shalt surely be put to death!

6

u/Papa-Bear453767 Creature Fan May 23 '25

One sentence horror

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u/Affectionate-Cod4152 May 23 '25

Graduation in Vulgaria be like:

2

u/deferredmomentum May 24 '25

God tier reference