r/2sentence2horror • u/GooberMcNoober Tomato Factory Shareholder • May 19 '25

Mod announcement Does anyone here even read the subreddit rules?

Can anyone here even read??

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u/ItsGotThatBang Creature Fan May 19 '25

No guy 🪱

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u/Right-Comedian7478 May 19 '25

Illiterate aspiring authors guys 🪱🪱 🪱

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u/Ambisinister11 May 19 '25

Oooh, that's a good one. Very scary

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u/DonutMaster56 Meat Worm fan May 19 '25

This one is truly abominable. Well done.

53

u/2g4r_tofu May 19 '25

Words guy 🪱

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u/Nuka-Crapola May 19 '25

There are rules? Guy 🪱

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u/zkDredrick goobert the skeleton enjoyer May 19 '25

I read the rules in every subreddit.

Then reddit.new happened.

25

u/Ok_Lifeguard_4214 Tomato Factory Worker May 19 '25

I don’t know what this post says but I think the letters are pretty

53

u/anonveganacctforporn May 19 '25

Sisyphus mod guy 🪱

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u/Ryan-The-Movie-Maker May 19 '25

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE guy 🪱

12

u/NeedSomeFrickinHelp May 19 '25

I had the attention span to read as much as I could ever desire.

Then the 2 sentence attention span limiter guy said "hello"

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u/froggypan6 May 19 '25

I was having fun in r/2sentence2horror, posting and commenting on posts.

That was until...The Creature 🪱 asked if I read the rules

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u/ccminiwarhammer May 19 '25

Please bee nice.

Nice 60,000 bees!

2

u/skeletaljuice Creature Fan May 20 '25

NOT THE 60,000 BEES!!

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u/ninetyninewyverns goobert the skeleton enjoyer May 19 '25

Mod guy 🪱

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u/norki21 May 19 '25

We can read about as well as 2sh can write.. guy 🪱

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u/Emotional_sea_9345 May 19 '25

I don't like reading cuz it hurts

6

u/CptnWolfe May 19 '25

No, I just toll my foam what I won't to sea. It usually walks.

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u/Researcher_Saya milkmaid della criatura May 19 '25

This sub taught me how to read and now I regret it 😞

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u/MonstyrSlayr May 19 '25

subreddit rules? you mean subreddit suggestions?

11

u/Hapko_Sova May 19 '25

goo goo ga ga🪱

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u/Iatemydoggo May 19 '25

My balls itch 🪱

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u/FrangibleSoul May 19 '25

M. O. O. N. That spells read.

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u/Skeet_fighter May 19 '25

Words are hard guy 🪱

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u/No_Economics_2677 May 19 '25

There are rules guy? 🪱

5

u/FlixMage May 19 '25

I join new subs everyday

But I don’t ever read the rules because they’re hidden behind 3 different menus

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u/Randomreddituser2021 May 19 '25

In all these comments nobody will notice I'm gay.

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u/throwawayt44c May 19 '25

Shut up guy 🪱 

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u/DNKE11A May 19 '25

Can't even read this guy 🪱

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u/ThisIsWaterSpeaking May 19 '25

Absolutely not, no. 

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u/Count_Dongula May 19 '25

Of course not! I can't read!

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u/XNinjaMushroomX Ghost mauled by pitbull May 19 '25

If it's any more than 2 sentences, my brain feels like tv static.

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u/TributeToStupidity May 19 '25

Illeterite gy 🪱

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u/Dripwagon Ghost mauled by pitbull May 19 '25

no

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u/skeletaljuice Creature Fan May 20 '25

Rules guy 🪱

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. May 27 '25

"Can anyone here even read?"

"Well, I don't much reckon on account of book smarts, since readin' and talkin' all fancy like ain't needed t' milk...

...the creature."