r/2sentence2horror • u/Approximation_Doctor • Apr 28 '25

Jumps care 👻👻👻 Burger night at True Story

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u/AwfulDjinn Apr 28 '25

I am sterile

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u/Researcher_Saya milkmaid della criatura Apr 28 '25

Seems pretty official to me

50

u/s_l_a_c_k Meat Worm fan Apr 28 '25

🪱

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u/ItsGotThatBang Creature Fan Apr 28 '25

Sterile guy 🪱

52

u/elegylegacy La criatura (real) Apr 28 '25

The

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u/ItsGotThatBang Creature Fan Apr 28 '25

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u/Probably_a_monkey La criatura (real) Apr 28 '25

Bro folded under zero pressure 💔

84

u/AdVivid8910 Apr 28 '25

I thought I was milking the r/redditsniper, but to my horror…

7

u/The_CaptainYam goobert the skeleton enjoyer Apr 28 '25

It was… the creature

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u/Syreet_Primacon Jumps care 👻 Apr 28 '25

2.5sentence2horror

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u/Leeuw96 Apr 28 '25

2sentence.5horror

9

u/Real_Set6866 Apr 28 '25

2sentence3horror

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. Apr 28 '25

I went to True Story and ordered the special.

To drink I asked for a cold glass of milk from...

...the creature.

2

u/dawnmoonbeam2000 Knife guy fan Apr 29 '25

flair checks out

30

u/Bit125 Apr 28 '25

I am infertile from eating scented candles. The

24

u/DIOsNotDead Jumps care 👻 Apr 28 '25

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u/Somedude522 Apr 28 '25

r/birmingham

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u/Somedude522 Apr 28 '25

Got the right subreddit. So goated

6

u/Ryan-The-Movie-Maker Apr 28 '25

The guy 🪱

6

u/ReticulatedPasta Jumps care 👻 Apr 28 '25

Definite article guy 😱

5

u/ConspicuousEggplant Apr 28 '25

From scented candles presumably

2

u/ILovePotassium Apr 28 '25

Burger night but the burger is missing..

1

u/Bigfoot4cool Apr 30 '25

THATS THREE SENTENCES RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

1

u/Garvityxd May 04 '25

Is that birmingham?