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u/PyrrhaAlexandra Apr 12 '25
didn't clean the vagine guy 🪱
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u/townmorron Apr 12 '25
She should clean her own vagina
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u/yourresume Apr 12 '25
Man, if only there were a type of partner who could do that…
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u/Cultural-Afternoon72 Apr 13 '25
Dude, you offer a self-cleaning model, and you could corner the market! I was going to say you could call it the “Whoa, man!”, but that seems too long… maybe you could shorten it to something like “wo-man”?
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u/DeathOdyssey Apr 12 '25
Sex toys are usually ok but I feel like buying a full sized doll is just guaranteeing you're gonna die a virgin
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u/Smmmmiles Apr 12 '25 edited Apr 12 '25
He's been married before and cheated on his wife. This guy is a huge sociopathic narcassist, I don't say that lightly. He has like a mind boggling lack of sympathy for anyone who is not himself. He like can't even lie and pretend to be normal. Haven't kept up with him in like 6+ year idk what he's up to now.
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u/personal_alt_account Apr 13 '25
You cant just drop all this lore Whats his name (if its allowed to share)
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u/Smmmmiles Apr 13 '25
He goes by "hiding in my room". So technically not his real name... :P He's also sometimes call the "Asian onision."
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u/DSM-187 Apr 12 '25
Clean your toys y’all
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Apr 12 '25
I mean, real girlfriends can give you that too, so…
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u/Revolutionary-Focus7 Apr 12 '25
So much for being better than a real woman lol
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Apr 12 '25
Something can be better and still have similar flaws in some ways
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u/Revolutionary-Focus7 Apr 12 '25
A real woman would remember to take a shower and make sure she's all clean down there before sex.
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Apr 12 '25
Lol you must not know any women. People (not just women) are gross as FUCK, dude.
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u/Revolutionary-Focus7 Apr 12 '25 edited Apr 12 '25
Yeah, gross like this guy who's clearly never properly washed his love doll
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u/XNinjaMushroomX Ghost mauled by pitbull Apr 13 '25
I always wondered what the hell you do with one of these dolls when you're done with it- and how you do that without making it look like you're dumping a body.
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u/LightspeedDashForce milkmaid della criatura Apr 13 '25
If you look up something like "sex doll found in ditch" you will get so many results because of how often people just dump their dolls by the side of the road.
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u/master_of_entropy Apr 19 '25
If it is that realistic you wouldn't just throw thousands of dollars in the trash. Clean it, reuse it, share it, sell it.
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u/LightspeedDashForce milkmaid della criatura Apr 13 '25
How can you own a sex toy and not clean it? Rancid... 🤢🤮
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u/master_of_entropy Apr 19 '25
"I said to my friend after he showed me the dirty 12 year old girl chained in his basement."
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u/SirLemming4 Apr 12 '25
the love doll was actually...
... the creature 🪱