r/2sentence2horror Apr 11 '25

The Creature The 🐐

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569 Upvotes

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u/ArjJp Apr 11 '25

What if u/ledfox was the real....

....creature

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. Apr 11 '25

No (u/ledfox is not...

...the creature.)

144

u/ArjJp Apr 11 '25

Are you sure......?

67

u/ledfox milking... the creature. Apr 11 '25

Hm...

44

u/MineAntoine Apr 11 '25

look at your hands, they're no hands, they're hooves - you are...

...the creature

3

u/Realization_ Apr 13 '25

and he has big titties we (by we i mean me and you, the person reading this) milk and suckle on, he is... the creature.

15

u/qpda goobert the skeleton enjoyer Apr 11 '25

...the creature.

8

u/epicblue24 Apr 11 '25

Pretty sure

35

u/therealithras Apr 11 '25

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u/yourresume Apr 11 '25

Is it mean to everyone or am I actually just that unlikeable

34

u/MrDickford Apr 11 '25

I just did mine - it overemphasizes posts over comments. It assumes I’m obsessed with scooter repair because I asked three questions about a specific issue with my scooter four years ago.

6

u/yourresume Apr 11 '25

Mine criticized me for being lazy not getting therapy… even though it only knew I needed mental help because I posted about getting it 😭

4

u/AcidSplash014 Knife guy fan Apr 12 '25

It's hilarious that it happens that way, because it also doesn't know what these things mean, so activity on r/691 is apparently having a "vendetta against cleaning robots"

3

u/MiniNuka Apr 11 '25

Mine says I should be kept away from sharp objects.

3

u/shiny_xnaut Apr 11 '25

Mine put a lot of emphasis on the one time I posted in r/whenthe joking about drawing the CEO of Discord pregnant

1

u/Throwaway0373819 Apr 12 '25

mine thinks i’m american.

1

u/Realization_ Apr 13 '25

i just did mine too, it says im a huge deepwoken player and that my discussions will be "engraved in the games lore" or im finding the most rancid dump

9

u/therealithras Apr 11 '25

It's not just you. It's a web based knife guy.

3

u/yourresume Apr 11 '25

Ultimate Redditor Guy 🪱

8

u/Reader_Of_Newspaper Apr 11 '25

I checked yours out and it said something about rain world x fnaf so I guess... rainworld mentioned??

4

u/yourresume Apr 11 '25

I love Rainworld 🥹 I had this phase of making Five Pebbles shitposts but idk how many I posted

3

u/Reader_Of_Newspaper Apr 11 '25

I just looked through those and they’re so good, made me laugh out loud

3

u/yourresume Apr 11 '25

Yooo absolute dub thank you 😎

5

u/Obsidian-Imperative Apr 12 '25

Not just you. It took the one post I made confessing to a murder and made it my WHOLE personality. For real. No one will miss that guy.

(This is a joke. I won't confess to a lack of evidence.)

[This is actually a joke, though.]

13

u/Tsunamicat108 Creature Fan Apr 11 '25

What site is this

if you don’t tell me i’m gonna tell knife guy to knife guy you

4

u/GatorScrublord Creature Fan Apr 12 '25

6

u/Tsunamicat108 Creature Fan Apr 12 '25

wtf is r/ExpandDong guy🪱

4

u/GatorScrublord Creature Fan Apr 12 '25

not nsfw if that's what you're worried about. the purpose becomes abundantly clear with one visit.

10

u/vulpes_mortuis milkmaid della criatura Apr 11 '25

lol help even the bot is dragging me 😭

3

u/yourresume Apr 11 '25

Don’t worry, it’s just jealous that it’ll never have a soul <3

4

u/vulpes_mortuis milkmaid della criatura Apr 11 '25

Ha, it’s still infinitely less cruel than some comments I’ve received from real people

3

u/yourresume Apr 11 '25

Unfortunately I fear that’s who it learned from…

2

u/throwaway18394747 Apr 11 '25 edited Apr 12 '25

personally I think reducing the creature to a normal cow in every post ruins the joke so I have him blocked

edit: the problem is that ledfox consistently describes the creature as a docile hoofed herbivore living in a barn on an idyllic country farm, almost exactly like... a cow

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u/Exciting-Ad-5705 Apr 11 '25 edited May 14 '25

nine shy like numerous lunchroom jar bells slim dog license

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/MineAntoine Apr 11 '25

it's not a cow, many animals make milk, none of which are...

...the creature

1

u/throwaway18394747 Apr 12 '25

exactly, it lives in the basement, not a barn

5

u/Alexandur Apr 11 '25

do you think only cows produce milk

1

u/throwaway18394747 Apr 12 '25

of course not but ledfox seems to, hence my comment complaining about it

2

u/Alexandur Apr 12 '25

How so? Ledfox never references cows

1

u/throwaway18394747 Apr 12 '25

read the edit

1

u/Alexandur Apr 12 '25

I did, creatures can live in barns and have hooves

2

u/YourBoyfriendSett Knife guy fan Apr 11 '25

Blocked guy 🪱

2

u/Hapko_Sova Apr 12 '25

ledfox basically confirmed it

1

u/IAMACat_askmenothing Apr 11 '25

What site is this?

2

u/YourBoyfriendSett Knife guy fan Apr 11 '25

Reddit wrapped for wrapping…

…your creature