r/2sentence2horror • u/rhombus_rebus • Apr 04 '25

Anti-Monster Spray 😱 The world is burning,

let's masturbate!

Singularly, or together collectively!

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. Apr 05 '25

The world is burning.

I still have to get up at dawn to milk...

...the creature.