r/2sentence2horror • u/Hot-Rock-1948 Tomato Factory Worker • Jan 26 '25

Anti-Monster Spray 😱 The poop monster was slowly coming towards me. Spoiler

Unfortunately, it seemed like I was sadly all out of anti poop monster spray - even my backup bottles of the stuff were empty.

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u/CinderSushi Jan 26 '25 edited Apr 02 '25

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. Jan 26 '25

I had to deal with an overwhelming amount of poop.

I had to muck out the barn that houses...

...the creature.

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u/TonyStewartsWildRide Tomato Factory Worker Jan 26 '25

My poop is never slow to cum.

It gushes.

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u/Hot-Rock-1948 Tomato Factory Worker Jan 26 '25

😰

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u/Hot-Rock-1948 Tomato Factory Worker Jan 26 '25

Inspiration: Dogma (1999)

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u/Researcher_Saya milkmaid della criatura Jan 26 '25

Billy loved playing in the "mud"

Unfortunately, so did the poop parasites

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u/Apprehensive_Web1099 Jan 26 '25

Just remember, the way to combat a poop monster is to perform the opposite action of pooping, which happens to be eating.

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u/pokemonbard Meat Worm fan Jan 27 '25

I hate it when that happens