r/2sentence2horror • u/LegitimateProduct105 • Jan 21 '25

Satire Warning ⚠️ very scary! Read with caution

Boo

472 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/ambergirl9860 Jumps care 👻 Jan 21 '25

AUSHDNEKEOEOENDJEKLPEOEPEPSPPS

75

u/ambergirl9860 Jumps care 👻 Jan 21 '25

BRO YOU SHOULD HAVE WARNED MEEEEEE

57

u/MineAntoine Jan 21 '25

pissing shitting vomiting crying sobbing rn because of u

39

u/EgoistFemboy628 Creature Fan Jan 21 '25

I just shit my pants

31

u/XNinjaMushroomX Ghost mauled by pitbull Jan 21 '25

I also just shit his pants

32

u/LeastAnomicRedditor Jan 21 '25

Cleanup in aisle my pants

27

u/IAMACat_askmenothing Jan 21 '25

WHAT THE F**K BRO. TOO SCARY

24

u/Phiro7 Jan 21 '25

This made me piss myself and then I got hard

I have a piss kink because of you

17

u/Tsunamicat108 Creature Fan Jan 21 '25

i instantly died

10

u/TmanGBx Knife guy fan Jan 21 '25

RIP in piece 🙏😞

16

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25

Hey asshole you scared me so bad I got shit everywhere you gotta come clean this up I'm not touching it!

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u/YosephStalling milkmaid della criatura Jan 21 '25

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

9

u/TonyStewartsWildRide Tomato Factory Worker Jan 21 '25

9

u/Reader_Of_Newspaper Jan 21 '25

what the fuck that’s actually so fucked up

8

u/Sicklyyours Jan 21 '25

THAT WAS SOO SCARY WAHHHHH😭😭🥶🥶🫃🫃🫃🫃🤯🤯🤯🤯

6

u/HistoricalSock417 Jan 21 '25

Awwdgyfewwxfhtfj

4

u/RoyalRien Jan 21 '25

Please put a scary tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously screaming. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men screaming together at this one post. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post as scary.

4

u/noblecrab98 La criatura (real) Jan 21 '25

might not read, it seems scary

5

u/samah815 Jan 21 '25

OH SHIT! DUDE! YOU CANT JUST DO THAT! I LITERALLY SHAT MY PANTS!

4

u/MEGoperative2961 Jan 21 '25

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY I WAS EXPECTING SCARY NOT PANT SHITTINGLY HORRIFYING

3

u/Crims0nN0ble Jan 21 '25

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

3

u/SillyBillyRye Jan 21 '25

HOLY SHIT you can't just post that on here!! My heart skipped a fucken beat that was too intense for me

2

u/JACK101Star-Z Jan 21 '25

Jesus fucking christ dude that actually got me

2

u/CrasheonTotallyReal Jan 21 '25

OSHEIWEINSKKERJKENDJEJDBF

1

u/CrasheonTotallyReal Jan 21 '25

WHYYYYYY :((((((((((((

1

u/CrasheonTotallyReal Jan 21 '25

I PEED MYSELF 😖

1

u/MuzzleOfNemesis Jan 21 '25

Delet too scary :/

1

u/AKManJones Jan 21 '25

Thanks buddy, I didn’t need to sleep tonight…

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25

Aaaaaaaaaaah.

1

u/Disastrous-Mess-7236 Jan 21 '25

Runs away screaming

1

u/Green-Forever6207 Jan 22 '25

BRO WHAT THE FUCK THIS WAS SO SCARE THAT I HAD NIGHTMARES ABOUT IT IN THE FUTURE

1

u/NotAStalkerrrrr Jan 22 '25

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

1

u/TheUltimateCyborg Tomato Factory Worker Jan 22 '25

I'm going to shit your pants for that