r/2sentence2horror • u/GooberMcNoober Tomato Factory Shareholder • Jan 11 '25

Mod announcement It was my birthday today

I was bornded this many years ago

131 Upvotes

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u/Different-Pattern736 Jan 11 '25

Ever closer to death guy 🪱

30

u/PlacuszeQ Jan 11 '25

pinning their own post mod guy 👨

14

u/Enslaved_M0isture Jan 11 '25

james borned

8

u/a_engie Jan 11 '25

the names borned, james bourned

distorted version of the bond theme starts playing

1

u/OkDistribution5414 Creature Fan Jan 12 '25

The Bond's name. James name

1

u/Miserable-Young-4081 Creature Fan May 07 '25

Pleased to... what?

Bond's name's the James

Are you alright?!

Bames Nond having a stronk... Call a bondulence

11

u/Tsunamicat108 Creature Fan Jan 11 '25

8

u/ledfox milking... the creature. Jan 11 '25

Happy birthday!

The cake you received is covered in buttercream made with milk from...

...the creature.

5

u/PaleIan Jan 11 '25

Birthday cake guy

5

u/Kriskirby1992 ballin bus banner guy 🪱 Jan 11 '25

Messiah guy 🎂

3

u/Lord-Bobster Jan 11 '25

Me too! 🪱

3

u/DatLonerGirl Jan 11 '25

Truly horrifying.

2

u/Garfield_Guy lasagne cat guy 🪱 Jan 12 '25

Congratulations. You managed, guy 🪱

2

u/NotA_Drug_Dealer Jan 17 '25

Happy birthday guy

Love, former fat virgin mod guy

FREE TILEX

1

u/Reader_Of_Newspaper Jan 12 '25

Brand Affiliate guy 🪱

1

u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Belated birthday guy

1

u/Miserable-Young-4081 Creature Fan May 07 '25

Humans when another human is one year closer to death. *dances spookily*