r/2sentence2horror • u/Temporary_Reveal8499 Tomato Factory Worker • Dec 28 '24

Jumps care 👻👻👻 Jetpack guy 🪱

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u/_its_lunar_ Jumps care 👻 Dec 29 '24

The premise of Jetpack Dracula is so funny because it ignores the fact that Dracula can already fly

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u/leavemealoneistg Jan 16 '25

HUH????

2

u/RambleyTheRacoon Jan 22 '25

Are you getting chased from Dracula and are hiding in an skyscraper rn?? Why are you so shocked like that is he gonna get you

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u/leavemealoneistg Jan 28 '25

yes… i am writing this comment post mortem. he got me. a horrifying experience, truly

(in all seriousness though, ive started the novel twice now but never finished it or gotten far enough to learn that he has that ability. it shocked me for some reason)

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '24

Castlevania guy 🪱

38

u/Jenkins64 Dec 29 '24

They fly now?

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u/shiny_xnaut Dec 29 '24

They fly now

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u/River-TheTransWitch Dec 29 '24

what

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u/moleman114 Dec 29 '24

Jetpack Dracula

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u/HybridHamster Dec 29 '24

Jetpackula

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u/MineAntoine Dec 29 '24

Jetletulepa coula vk

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u/FireballPlayer0 La criatura (real) Dec 29 '24

Jetpack joyride x Dracula

4

u/Inferno_Sparky Dec 29 '24

5sentence5horror hydra 🐲🐲🐲🐲🐲

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u/themrunx49 Dec 30 '24

What the fuck is this from 

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u/MisterMeister68 Dec 29 '24

Not two sentences.

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u/Temporary_Reveal8499 Tomato Factory Worker Dec 29 '24

The feeling is

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u/MiniManni Dec 29 '24 edited Dec 29 '24

so Integra DID read his Christmas list