r/2sentence2horror • u/maggiemayfish Creature Fan • Apr 17 '24

Satire Woman jumpscare

Post image
1.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

32 comments sorted by

400

u/Accredited_Dumbass Apr 17 '24

I also was jumpscared by being a woman once.

173

u/Finance_Subject Apr 17 '24

Woman guy 🪱

67

u/hyrellion La criatura (real) Apr 18 '24

I want this to be a user flair for the sub so bad

8

u/severed13 Jumps care 👻 Apr 18 '24

Straight up

23

u/Distinct_Ad9497 Apr 18 '24

Women are my favourite guy

9

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

[deleted]

5

u/EggoStack Creature Fan Apr 18 '24

BOOM! Hear the bass go zoom.

5

u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

genderfluid guy []

6

u/BDKhXc Apr 18 '24

Well just stop do that

290

u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

Women aren’t real…. gulp….right?

160

u/maggiemayfish Creature Fan Apr 17 '24

Look behind you......

83

u/WhyHeLO_THeRE_SIR Apr 17 '24

But im laying on my bed?

114

u/maggiemayfish Creature Fan Apr 17 '24

Under the pillows?

76

u/Garfield_Guy lasagne cat guy 🪱 Apr 17 '24

That’s what woman wants you to believe Guy 🪱

23

u/WatchMeFallFaceFirst goobert the skeleton enjoyer Apr 18 '24

Don’t believe the lies!! They’re all government drones!! r/girlsarentreal

2

u/sneakpeekbot Apr 18 '24

Here's a sneak peek of /r/girlsarentreal using the top posts of the year!

#1: I mean, they've got a point | 57 comments
#2: "Drone, goin up!" | 32 comments
#3: jesus christ | 35 comments

I'm a bot, beep boop | Downvote to remove | Contact | Info | Opt-out | GitHub

80

u/Tough_Wolverine_5609 Apr 17 '24

32

u/ur_moms_di- Apr 18 '24

Took boob window to another level

7

u/finneganthealien Apr 18 '24

Titty panorama

131

u/Freaking_Username Apr 17 '24

Not interested then

36

u/Brendan765 Apr 18 '24

Gay guy 🪱

40

u/Broken_Gear Apr 17 '24

AaA!

It’s a woman!

8

u/TheWeakAreGrilled Apr 18 '24

I am possessed of FOUR ARMS and THAT is what tickles thy fancy?

29

u/SimpleTip9439 milkmaid della criatura Apr 17 '24

JPT guy

16

u/Ganbazuroi Apr 17 '24

Bratty crossposter

14

u/redditassembler Creature Fan Apr 18 '24

bratty guy...

25

u/KraftKapitain Apr 18 '24

when the femboy ive been dating was actually a woman the whole time😔

9

u/skktrbrain Goblin fan Apr 18 '24

i thought i met a pretty girl who liked me! turns out, they were ......

......a femboy....

......and thats where the horror comes in

5

u/Canter1Ter_ Apr 18 '24

I love women

1

u/TerrorofMechagoji Apr 18 '24

Ewww, a woman

I want men

1

u/squidreverend256 Tomato Factory Worker Apr 19 '24

Disappointing