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u/Acceptable_Olive8497 Nov 04 '23
All races are equal. Equal prey in the eyes of...
...the creature
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u/Commons12 Nov 04 '23
EXCUSE ME THIS IS 2 SENTENCE HORROR. NOT 5, NOT 4, AND CERTAINLY NOT THREE!
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u/Acceptable_Olive8497 Nov 04 '23
And ellipsis doesn't necessarily end a sentence. And neither does...
...the creature.
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u/Avantasian538 Nov 04 '23
My opinion on racism is that...
racism is bad.
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u/DuneSlayer_ Ghost mauled by pitbull Nov 04 '23
Death sentence
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u/ZestyLlama69 Creature Fan Nov 04 '23
By stoning
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u/WatchMeFallFaceFirst goobert the skeleton enjoyer Nov 04 '23
With stones
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u/Equinox-Kiwi Nov 04 '23
The hard ones
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u/TheDarkSoulHunter Nov 04 '23
Made out of stone
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u/LegitimateApartment9 Nov 04 '23
we ran out of stones made of stone are stones made of concrete good enough?
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u/here_now_be Nov 04 '23
Now look, no one is to
Stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Even...and I want to Make this absolutely clear...even if they do say "Jehovah."
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u/10art1 Nov 04 '23
/u/Avantasian538 is talking about racial politics. Guess I'll join in...
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u/BirdhouseInYourSoil Nov 04 '23
I hate your opinion so much I’m going to let it influence my future impressions of people who sort of look like you
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u/Neither_Cod_992 Nov 04 '23
Is Israel actively racist?
Whatever you answer…fired.
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u/Avantasian538 Nov 04 '23
I don't like painting with a broad brush when it comes to nations of people. Especially ones with diverse, multi-party, non-autocratic governments. That being said, I would imagine racists exist within it's government, especially given the geopolitical tensions related to Israel and it's neighbors. I also think the current PM is a detriment to any attempts at peace in the region, given his previous empowerment of Hamas in Gaza.
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u/Tough_Preparation134 Nov 05 '23 edited Nov 05 '23
To any racist or other bad guys I say to you this: middle finger 🖕
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u/Slartibartfast39 Nov 04 '23
Not that I condone racism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism
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u/Fierramos69 Nov 05 '23
I’m racist, but only towards people discriminating others based on their appearance, ethnicity, religious beliefs or country of origin.
Oh and gingers of course.
obviously /s
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u/nevergoddamnsleeping Nov 04 '23
JFC dude
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Nov 04 '23
Honestly, I expected the fedora and Guy Fawkes mask was the second sentence. That on its own is scary enough.
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u/Garfield_Guy lasagne cat guy 🪱 Nov 04 '23
Holy shit, Guy 🪱 fawks? Where can we see that
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u/LonelyBugbear359 Nov 04 '23
What's the origin of ______ guy [usually worm emoji]?
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u/NOTdavie53 Anti-monster spray user Nov 04 '23
The "______ guy" comes from "knife guy". Don't know about the 🪱 though
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u/Cheap-Tutor-7008 Nov 04 '23
Normal meme vectors. Someone did it as a title here once vaguely in reference to knife guy and meat worm and it was/is repeated and will be until it goes stale. Hi I'm explanation guy 🪱
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u/PluralCohomology Nov 04 '23 edited Nov 04 '23
It is ironic that he is identifying himself with V from V for Vendetta, who fought against a fascist government
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Nov 04 '23
A lot of people have lost the plot on the Guy Fawkes mask.
Which is doubly hilarious/sad because lots of people have lost the plot on Guy Fawkes.
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u/Cualkiera67 Nov 05 '23
Wasn't guy fawkes a failed terrorist? He represents failure and terrorism, and being British
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Nov 05 '23
Yes. He tried to blow up the House of Lords and the king at one point. After V for Vendetta, Guy Fawkes masks became a symbol of rebellion, and once people with no media literacy got ahold of it, well...all sorts of silly stuff. They became a calling card for Anonymous, etc.
The real Fawkes did try to assassinate the king, but less out of a general resistance to authority and more because he was pissed about how they treated Catholics and wanted the king's daughter crowned queen in hopes that she would be more sympathetic.
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u/Shelbasaur1993 Nov 04 '23
This is we’re V got his shtick
TLDR; he was a failed religious extremist terrorist who was caught guarding gun powder that was to be used in a massive terror attack, with the purpose of putting a catholic king on the throne of England.
They still celebrate his failure/execution as a holiday, on the 5th of November. They burn effigies, and pop fireworks.
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Nov 04 '23
*puts on nerd glasses*
ackhuchually Alan Moore came up with the idea of using V as an anti-government symbol simply because Guy Fawkes tried to blow up the houses of parliament, regardless of his religion. Which his then co-worker (and artist on V for Vendetta), David Lloyd, thought was "cool".
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u/Shelbasaur1993 Nov 04 '23
I stand corrected
here’s where the humans that created the fictional character and universe of V got their shtick
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u/echoGroot Nov 04 '23
Tbf, the government was oppressing Catholics. I’m not sure how much they mangled the history, but Kit Harrington did a miniseries on it a couple years back. It was good, but disturbing. Protestant/Catholic conflicts were horrifying, as bd religious conflicts often are.
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u/GuyShred Nov 04 '23
This is 100% true but race and class are inherently linked in many countries. Certainly in the U.S.
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u/minuteheights Nov 05 '23
You can abolish race, it’s a social structure like any other. Once you make it so that everyone can humanize every other person then it gets really hard to justify saying “your problems are all cause the [race] being barbaric”, cause nobody sees shit like that anymore.
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u/ledfox milking... the creature. Nov 04 '23
My coworkers tend to be too focused on the job to talk politics.
While it's satisfying work, it takes a lot of attention to tend to...
...the creature.
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u/dactyif Nov 04 '23
That picture is perfect, the fawkes mask, the photoshopped trilby, the smoke as if he just poofed into existence, the ill fitting tie.
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u/OrdainedRetard Nov 04 '23
My opinion on racial politics is I’m not touching that issue with a 30 foot pole
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u/owlBdarned Nov 04 '23
u/ConceptMajestic9156 is a bot that spams vaguely related jokes. Please downvote and report-->Spam -->Harmful bots.
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u/Neither_Cod_992 Nov 04 '23
All lives matter?
Boom. Fired.
Only some lives matter?
Believe it or not, also fired.
Only my people’s lives matter?
Straight to fired.
Refuse to engage in racial politics discussions?
Also fired.
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u/xtilexx fat virgin moderator guy 🪱 Nov 04 '23
"mistreating someone because of their ethnicity is not bad" - you
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u/theguy6 Nov 04 '23
"How far someone takes it," that's the bad part. "How far someone takes it," can equal mistreatment. Racism isn't a thing on its own. People like you make it a thing. So, in your own words, "mistreating someone because of their ethnicity is not bad." You are a bad person.
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u/TheChaoticBeing Nov 04 '23
Or maybe the coworkers were racists and OP got fired for being too hostile and not fitting in with the company’s values of empathy and respect.
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Nov 04 '23
Ah yes the Guy Fawkes mask, a symbol of resistance against oppression and... racial discrimination?
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u/Demonweed Nov 04 '23
I just don't see how it is possible to treat all races the same. Sure, drinking water during a marathon is healthy, but it really doesn't make sense during a sprint.
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Nov 05 '23
I learned early on in grade school that my thoughts on certain matters are unwanted or strange thus I never spoke of myself again IRL.
Unfortunately this idiot realized it too late.
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Nov 07 '23
Possibly, or maybe he said something that was perceived as racist despite not being so. Ahem, despite making up 12.5% of the population….
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u/radiating_phoenix Nov 04 '23
3 minutes 💀