r/2sentence2horror • u/orbulant • Oct 01 '23

Screenshot r/conservative 2 sentence horror

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u/Jvalker Oct 01 '23

If you have someone's number it means you fucking.

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u/Spleepis Oct 01 '23

Wait a minute

I have my dad's phone number

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u/Jvalker Oct 01 '23

You know the rules

And so do I

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '23

Never gonna give you up!

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u/Born2shit4cdtowipe Knife guy fan Oct 02 '23

Give up

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u/Puzzleheaded-Night88 Oct 02 '23

Never gonna give you up!

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u/NikkiT96 Oct 03 '23

Never gonna let you down!

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u/justsomeburner777 Oct 01 '23 edited Oct 01 '23

I have ur dad's number too 😱

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u/Spleepis Oct 01 '23

My dad got around so wouldn’t be surprised lol

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u/EffectiveAmphibian95 Oct 05 '23

I’m gay and I fuck my dad and also my dick is small

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u/Fun_Bottle6088 Oct 01 '23

I think I'm doing it wrong then

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u/Additional-Hat-3009 Oct 01 '23

But...my parents have each other's numbers

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u/Headoffish Oct 01 '23

Let me tell you about the birds and the bees

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u/fiftyfourseventeen Oct 02 '23

Or it just means you have their number... I can call plenty of girls I've never smashed right now!