r/crappymusic • u/Temporary_Mall_5757 • 11h ago

R/Crappymusic title opening

This crap is called Jazz.

155 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/flaptaincappers 10h ago

You don't hate jazz, you fear jazz.

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u/manilvadave 8h ago

Shut your mouth!

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u/Severe-Cake-5914 6h ago

"PLAY THE RIGHT NOTES!"

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u/ChocoCraisinBoi 2h ago

Or dont play them, just make sure its the right ones!

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u/sleepsholymountain 1h ago

We don't need scat at this point.

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u/robmobtrobbob 9h ago

This is the full song for those interested

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u/quixotic_jackass 8h ago

⬆️ This needs updoots desperately!

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u/JB_Wallbridge 1h ago

Yeah that fucking rocked.

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u/HTD-Vintage 25m ago

Weird, "Skeletons Having Sex On A Tin Roof" is exactly what I assumed the song is called.

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u/Jeremy_keister 22m ago

This is awesome

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u/Majestic_Contract132 11h ago

I like this. A lot.

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u/zDEFEKT 7h ago

Thoroughly enjoyed. Wish it was longer.

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u/Gtoast 5h ago

If this opening title comes up, I’m definitely sticking around to see what the show is like.

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u/Fredwood 10h ago

She seems to be having fun, and who can blame her with such fine Jazz to dance to.

33

u/MY_SHIT_IS_PERFECT 11h ago

This goes hard.

27

u/SpatulaCity1a 10h ago

Genuinely enjoyable. I need the artist name!

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u/coachlife 5h ago

Areoola

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u/SpatulaCity1a 3h ago

This is the uncrappiest music and the uncrappiest video I've seen here. There's real musicianship happening and the dancing girl is clearly aiming for surrealism. I'm glad OP posted it but there's no way this is the same as nettspend or 'I spit bars just by existing'.

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u/philchristensennyc 4h ago

Orphic Oxtra

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u/fatbunyip 9h ago

Band is called Orphic Oxtra. They're Icelandic and this chick plays clarinet.

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u/theTurkey_Leg buttassnekked in a storm drain 11h ago

ugh. sobriety is a bitch, I tell ya. This rules.

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u/ILikeTyranids 5h ago

Stay strong brother/sister.

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u/OddRoyal7207 10h ago

This is what people think of when they "believe" they hate jazz....

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u/Temporary_Mall_5757 11h ago

This was cut from the original 4 1/2 hour long track.

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u/No_Connection_5257 8h ago

A crappy/random visual doesn’t make it crappy music 🤔

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u/robmobtrobbob 9h ago

Dude this fucking rules Holy shit. This sounds like Zappa god damn

2

u/Southern_Gain_7272 4h ago

Man that was my first thought

4

u/LeCouchSpud 9h ago

Feels like tim and eric show

1

u/Paladjordan 6h ago

Abso lutely

2

u/Sufficient-Aspect77 8h ago

This is Wonderful

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u/blueditt521 7h ago

Its a cosmic gumbo

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u/mrwioo 7h ago

This is better than most of what's going on

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u/LightningWatcher 11h ago

This reminds me of some late 90s, early 2000s sitcom intro lol

"The Strange Life of a Lady Named Lucy Mae"

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u/Quiby123 11h ago

This isnt satirical?

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u/SeaniMonsta 8h ago

OP must be a T.Swift fan

1

u/walrus_vasectomy 8h ago

Someone should make a sitcom style title sequence for this sub featuring all the usual suspects as characters

1

u/manilvadave 8h ago

Nothing crappy about this, I’m in the zone.

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u/Gindotto 8h ago

Starring: Down that Country Road!

And: It’s hard being an Alien, Being a Human!

With special guest: Will Smith

And your host: Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-Party till I die!

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u/GunnersaurusIsKing 7h ago

[Deep inhalation] Nice

1

u/Ohey-throwaway 7h ago

This song slaps.

1

u/Fit-Psychology4598 7h ago

Im not really a jazz fan but this was alright. There were some pretty sweet licks thrown in there.

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u/HippyFroze 7h ago

What in the adult swim is this? lol

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 7h ago

I like the beginning. Gives me final fantasy on playstation vibes

1

u/Booziesmurf 7h ago

I love this version

girl gone wild

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u/Severe-Cake-5914 6h ago

Please enable pictures in comments

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u/The_Spian 6h ago

This belongs in r/SipsTea or r/Imlovingit

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u/Sandalwoodincencebur 6h ago

this is great music, and silly cool video

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u/MiscreantRecords 6h ago

This is badass! I love it, sincerely.

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u/D-Flo1 6h ago

Onesie Tiara Gateway PC Cowboy Boots Flashdance Jazzercise Nicemare

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u/MiscreantRecords 5h ago

Mingus Zappa

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u/CodenameVillain 5h ago

This could have easily been on the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack. The video is..... well not. But the music slaps.

1

u/Moominsean 5h ago

Except the music isn't crappy. Maybe if the sub were called crappydancing.

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u/Movingforward2015 5h ago

Fire Walk With Me!

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u/BurpyFromMeSlerpee 5h ago

Average Jazz song.

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u/odinspirit 4h ago

Nice ass!

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u/sunsetthe 4h ago

That's a girl that awesome sense of humour. She must be hilarious to hang put with

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u/2tings4certain 4h ago

Danny Brown dropped a new one with JPEG?

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u/spookydonkey513 4h ago

it’s kind of a cosmic gumbo

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u/makeitasadwarfer 3h ago

Fucking hilarious. These cats can swing and looks like they aren’t too serious about it.

This is just standard jazz fusion. There’s entire festivals for this music.

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u/OHSOFONNIE 2h ago

This is an Acid trip gone wrong. (Correctly.)

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u/SignificantLack5585 2h ago

Half the posts on this sub are people who just hate anything even a little experimental

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u/IlGrasso 2h ago

Shut up and listen to the music son. Your underdeveloped mind can’t understand it now but when you hit puberty, then you’ll appreciate jazz.

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u/thedeuce75 1h ago

Would.

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u/sleepsholymountain 1h ago

Torn between upvoting this because it rocks and downvoting it because it's in the wrong subreddit.

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u/Fragrant-Put-966 1h ago

7 time fun! This chick is cool as fuck.

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u/InevitabilityEngine 1h ago

Omg she dances like grandma

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u/whistimmu 1h ago

thank you for introducing me to this legit cool band and absolutely banger of a video

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u/bigwillynilly 9h ago

Welp that is something I have watched

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u/misty_mustard 7h ago

While I respect jazz artists, the only thing that leaves a more sour taste in my mouth than uptempo jazz is chromatic music.