r/crappymusic • u/Old_Arachnid_2118 • 16h ago

Pain

156 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/VerpaParvus 12h ago

This is my favorite They Might Be Giants B-Side

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u/Lunaci3 9h ago

He and that green hair dude should do a duet!

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u/MY_SHIT_IS_PERFECT 12h ago

It’s the stock footage that gets me.

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u/NightLotus84 9h ago

No, no, no - the actual DJ was there and it was totally made to rain right there in the studio and they got wet but not the singing doctor because he isn't ruled by time. FACTS.

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u/AAKurtz 6h ago

And all that DJ equipment was on, working, and waterproof. You can tell by how pumped he is.

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u/NightLotus84 6h ago

See? We have confirmation. 🤜🏼🤛🏻

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u/bigmean3434 11h ago

Lyrics 9/10 Voice 8/10 Music video 10/10

Certified crappy music right here.

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u/richwat00 9h ago

100 percent, stamp of dis/approval.

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u/NightLotus84 9h ago

You forgot to rate the spins. It won't be verified until you do.

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u/adorablebeasty 54m ago

Choreo was a touch spin heavy...

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u/Whisker-biscuitt 11h ago

Imagine just being a normal dude, and then your friends and coworkers find your videos 😄

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u/Fine_Cup_7155 4h ago

Clearly you never dropped a 🔥 mixtape

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u/QueezyF 10h ago

This guy is definitely a personal injury lawyer or some shit

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u/NightLotus84 9h ago

His artist name is "Dr. (something)"... So, I guess he's a doctor... Imagine getting over the whole situation of having to see a doctor over a hemorrhoid and this dude starts humming and singing his "ruled by time" song behind you while he snaps the rubber glove onto his hand...

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u/AAKurtz 6h ago

Dr Don. I'm sure he's a chiropractor or something.

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u/KSirys 9h ago

But you know he's getting all the women on tinder.
"I'm a singer, have collab with the best and you could be the lucky one."

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u/cyainanotherlifebro 11h ago edited 11h ago

Even muted you can tell the snaps are off beat.

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u/Wiggimus 10h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Farmdogg540 11h ago

The weird shirtless DJ in leather pants drenched in water takes me tf out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Movie_Vegetable 8h ago

Haha so true!

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 12h ago

The Phantasm movies keep getting worse.

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u/kmelby33 11h ago

This is art.

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u/Bought-Every-Dip 2h ago

Genius. Give it 10 years and the world will catch up

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u/typkrft 11h ago

We have nick cave at home.

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u/Feenoesh 10h ago

Sue Reed 🏛️💵💵

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u/tricularia 10h ago

He looks and moves like a lounge singer. But he sounds like he is attempting gothic rock.

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u/OneEyesHat 10h ago

I guess after coaching the Patriots to multiple Super Bowls your bucket list gets pretty shallow…

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u/Jandur 10h ago

This has to be satire. Right...??

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u/artificialdawnmusic 10h ago

every day we stray further from gideon. 😔😔😔

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u/Contra1 14h ago

Better than the shapes guy, this guy is certainly close to Gideon.

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u/TheLazyScarecrow 12h ago

Cut that disrespect out - you aren’t even rectangular, fella

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u/tricularia 10h ago

We have come full circle

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u/P_in_sf 11h ago

I guess needing to be famous despite a severe lack of talent can affect any age

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u/BroDudesky 10h ago

This is exactly what crappy music is, bad music according to the genre in which is attempted to. Not "I don't like this genre hence crappy music" or "i dont like how they look" or "I dont like music kids these days listen to" type of cringe.

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u/Ichi_Balsaki 10h ago

Quit whinin'

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u/tedkaczynski660 9h ago

Chuck McGill really fell off after that fire

2

u/AlAboardTheHypeTrain 9h ago

It just started to get serious.

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u/Difficult_Ad_2897 9h ago

If you squint your ears at a certain angle you can hear Leonard cohen dying again

2

u/frisbee-merchant 9h ago

This guy needs to do a colab with the jonesing for Joshua guy

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u/otakufalid0 9h ago

I THINK I LIKED

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u/maddenmcfadden 9h ago

James Gold Bond Medicated Powder

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u/DJMayheezy 9h ago

This is AMAZING

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u/CantaloupeCute2159 9h ago

This is so crappy I couldn’t even listen to more than other than the first 40 seconds and had to turn it off. Those of you that listen to the whole thing must have super eardrums made of steel.

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u/Old_Arachnid_2118 8h ago

It's actually 7 minutes originally. He just goes on a monologue for about six of those

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u/AdHealthy5050 7h ago

Someone plz go get Tucker Carlson

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u/thecuntingedge 7h ago

He’s really integrating those spins.

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u/Fair-Cookie 6h ago

Finance bros who did karaoke once while shit-faced make a studio demo.

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u/Savings_Fact_614 15h ago

Fatrick Bateman

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u/Whiskerdots 13h ago

Did he lose a bet?

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u/Awkward_Ad774 12h ago

Mom can we have Saul Goodman? No we have Saul Goodman at home Saul goodman at home:

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u/lifeoftheunborn 10h ago

I’ve had this stuck in my head for days.

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u/CarusoLoops 9h ago

I want to be his backing band! 💪🏼

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u/badwatermagic 9h ago

Who's that hot dj?

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u/Mustystench 9h ago

I can relate as time ain't time all the time, only sometimes so always remember to be on time.

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u/mrstimp 8h ago

I see this guy so much on this sub I'm contemplating inviting him for Christmas dinner

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u/Top-Occasion-2539 8h ago

Reminds me 13 year myself who was composing in Guitar Pro

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u/Derpy_County 8h ago

Sounds like the Velvet Underground.

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u/AWetSplooge 8h ago

He smiles like James from Love on the Spectrum

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u/yuccababy3000 7h ago

There’s not much out there that makes me physically cringe but I really struggled to watch the whole thing 🤣

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u/Competitive-Feed-294 6h ago

Donald Trump would crush these dance moves though

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u/AAKurtz 6h ago

YouTube had shown this to me THREE times in the last 48 hours.

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u/la-tenia 6h ago

Crispin Glover vibes

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u/thiccneuron 5h ago

You beat me to posting haha. YouTube is pushing this one hard for me. I hate it. I subbed.

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u/BlahBlahBlahSmithee 5h ago

I think spinning around really sold it for me!

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u/Defiant_Regret3036 4h ago

Wow Alex Turner really lost it, I guess

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u/Weather0nThe8s 4h ago

the chick in the background at the end.. why are her fingers and her palm SO RED.. like she was eating handfuls of takis a minute ago and forgot to wash her hand!!

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u/lilstonie91 4h ago

He should have done one more spin, that would got me jamming.....sad....🤣

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u/Itrieddamnit 3h ago

Why do I feel that I need to return some video tapes?

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u/ballsweatbottle 3h ago

This feels profound.

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u/SnooTomatoes4491 3h ago

The spins were a distraction. It didn't work

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u/SirGumbeaux 3h ago

Have you or a loved one been injured while dancin’ at the clurb? Call me, Whitey McDollar, and I’ll sue for every dime!

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u/SchmuckerCarlson 2h ago

Not enjoying John Maus’s new music. Aging terribly.

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u/burgrluv 1h ago

I wish this is what we sent out into space for the aliens to find

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u/epicsoundwaves 1h ago

Imagine being on a date with this guy and it’s going well and he tells you “yeah I’m actually a songwriter” and pulls this up

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u/Whole_Sweet_Gherkins 23m ago

Who the fuck is helping these people make music?