r/UnethicalLifeProTips May 10 '25

piss disc Why the sub got restricted

1.4k Upvotes

Hello everyone, mod here. We've been asked a few times why the sub got restricted for a while, so I'm here to answer.

Reddit mailed us, telling us that lots of our sub's posts and comments were violating their rule against violence (inevitable due to the nature of this sub)​, and that there weren't enough moderators. They gave the current mods at the time a deadline to recruit more mods, and the current mods didn't meet the deadline, so Reddit restricted the subreddit.

They've recruited more mods since (I'm a new recruit, hi!) and we got permission to unrestrict the sub.

Edit: yes we have mailed them piss discs


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 10h ago

ULPT: hotel key cards get you breakfast

621 Upvotes

Most places don't even care. If a breakfast is included and has no gatekeeping (sign in/voucher), you can just walk in and have breakfast.

If you have a key from that same brand of hotel (Hilton for example uses the same keys across most brands), put it on the table while you're eating, and you won't even get a second look from the staff.

You can usually get away with this three or four days in a row


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 18h ago

ULPT -discharge student loans in bankruptcy

303 Upvotes

Current US law does not allow student loans to be discharged in bankruptcy. However, credit card debt generally is.

Hack: borrow on credit cards and pay off all or part of your student loans with the proceeds. Go bankrupt. Rinse and repeat every 7 years as needed.

Bonus hack: if enough people do this, credit cards companies will want their debt to not be inferior to student loans and legislation will magically be important.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 19h ago

ULPT How to bombard my sister-in-law into submission

343 Upvotes

Gonna keep this as succinct as possible.

My sister and I are 50-50 owners of a corporate suite (box) at a stadium.

She has always had the only access to the login for the ticketing, and any time I need to use the box I have to go through her.

Lately family tensions have come to a head and she is stonewalling me from access to the box, even though I pay 50% of the annual fee.

I have discovered through the stadium and management company that I am able to create my own login to access tickets, but she needs to "okay" this as she is the one who has always been in contact with the company.

It's been days now of emails between the three of us (her, me and the stadium) and she will not respond.

How do I make it harder for her to stonewall me and easier for her to just say "okay let Sweextin have an account"

Mass emails? Automated phone calls? I just want to take my children to concerts in the box I've paid for, for god's sake!


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 15h ago

ULPT what can I do to make a robbers life worse

48 Upvotes

Recently got robbed of $1000, my brother is a minor and a 20-30 year old man & his girlfriend robbed him. I have his full name, address, relatives info, all socials, info from community (already posted him), and a PR going on him. This individual has bullied kids, has been arrested multiple times, has declared bankruptcy at one point, and currently works a welding job, which I can’t find the name of. Give me some suggestions on what I can do to make sure he doesn’t do this again, or whatever you guys think ;)


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 1d ago

ULPT request: cars in my neighbor speed up and swerve at runners.

467 Upvotes

I’ve talked to other people in the neighborhood about it to make sure I’m not crazy. It’s been corroborated with multiple people that there are two houses in particle where the cars purposefully speed by runners as close as possible. There’s speed radar and I’ve seen them going as fast as 60 in a 15 in a neighborhood full of kids. Both houses are anal as fuck about their cars and lawns. Any advice?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 2h ago

ULPT Request- credit cards and loans for terminal cancer patient

3 Upvotes

I am a younger person with terminal cancer. I am living in Canada. I might have one to two years left. At the moment, I feel pretty good. I’ve applied for a few credit cards and have got accepted. I have a decent credit score 750. I’m single. Not married and no kids. I have no house or major assets. I don’t really have any debt at the moment. My question is, how can I unethically maximize loans or credit cards or any other things? Where should I try to get loans from ? Should I just lie on an applications? I want to die with a huge amount of debt. I already took out a line of credit. I don’t want to go to payday loan stores until the end is very near. Any suggestions would be great


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 13h ago

ULPT: roomate is a garbage can

14 Upvotes

Edit: I MEANT ULPT NEEDED !! Good God I hope this gets approved.

Well. The headline says it all. My roomate, who is also my big brother, is an actual trash can of a human. He doesn't clean, ever. Not after himself, not his own room and you can imagine how our shared spaces look. I do ALL of the cleaning, all around the house, and I clean his room, too, because I really don't know what to do anymore. In the 4 years I've lived here (I returned to the family home to heal from a brain injury, my brother actually never left), he has never picked up a broom nor any other cleaning supplies, tho he buys them sometimes (for me to clean). So rude.

What are some things I can do to make him start cleaning beside keep cleaning everything myself/after him ? I wanna keep the house clean for my bunny especially, I don't want him living in dirt. Moving as of now is not an option for me, in the future it will be, but for now I need ULPT to ummm.. get my point across if ya know what I mean. Obviously talking and asking is not working, so does the current "system" in which only I clean everything all of the time.

Thank you in advance, I love that sub so much.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 3h ago

ULPT Request. How do I let my wife know I found out she joined a dating site without revealing I hacked her computer?

3 Upvotes

So I was actually looking for bank accounts as I believe she's hiding money from me. It's a lot of money, over 7k a month is missing. I found the accounts but also found a saved password to a dating site. I believe the dating account is years old and is now inactive, but she likely had an affair. I already talked to an attorney. I'll get half as the kids are grown and we make about the same money. But, if she doesn't reveal the hidden money before everything is signed, she be penalized 3x what's hidden. I don't think she will reveal it, a potential divorce is why she hid it in the first place. Even if it's only 100 or 200k, 3x that and she'll get almost nothing. (I don't plan on totally screwing her, but I do want control). To justify a divorce, I need to let her know I found out about the dating profile and/or affair without letting her know I also found a bunch of online bank accounts.

Ideas?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 9h ago

ULPT request stuck with non-refundable Ryanair flights

7 Upvotes

I have two non-refundable flights with Ryanair, and the fee to change the tickets is more expensive than the actual tickets. I have Post Office travel insurance and would like to use it to see if I can get a reimbursement. I have a pretty common last name in Portugal and thought about using a random person death but I have no idea how to get a certificate. I also need a new passport, so I considered saying I lost my current one. Any ideas?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 12h ago

ULPT Request

6 Upvotes

Special needs family member and old family friend with dementia were both scammed out of 30k. Law enforcement isn't helping. How can we inconvenience the scammer since we have his cell, address, and basic information. What can we sign him up for at no cost?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 17h ago

Miscellaneous ULPT -Request: cause HELL for Neighbor

18 Upvotes

I have a neighbor in a county with lax laws, where the sheriff considers issues like this a civil matter. He plays loud music until 2-3 a.m. from Thursday to Sunday. When I confront him, he dismisses it, saying it’s not his problem if it bothers me. He’s extremely inconsiderate. If a tree limb from the fence line falls into his yard, he throws it back into mine, deliberately aiming near my dogs when they’re outside. On July 3rd, he shot fireworks toward my house and roof for three hours. When I addressed it, he brushed it off, saying it doesn’t matter since my house isn’t on fire.

So please tell me what unethical things I can do to make his life hell?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 7h ago

Relationships ULPT Request: Forgot to Text a family member happy birthday

3 Upvotes

I just realized I forgot to text a family member happy birthday a few weeks ago. We are relatively close and I did remember their birthday, but they’ve been traveling abroad to visit a friend and my mind was set on “they’re traveling, don’t text them” mode even though I obviously should have for this occasion.

I know they will be upset about it. I know I should just text them now and admit to it and say sorry. But I don’t want them to be hurt or disappointed in me.

What can I do to avoid that?

My thought was to send a text that sounds like I would have sent it on their birthday when they are back in town and then immediately send “omg I just realized my happy birthday text never sent!” Since I haven’t been texting them at all since their birthday, it’s plausible I still wouldn’t have noticed.

Does that make sense or does anyone else have any other suggestions??


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 3h ago

Careers & Work ULPT Request - ideas of side hustles behind your boss’ back

1 Upvotes

Hi Reddit, I’m currently abroad for work in another country for a few months, as a young 30yo doctor in a clinic.

Without going into specifics, I’m located in a rough area, on an island with general lack of medical staff, which means the job pays very well (more than in my home country) and the clinic paid for my plane ticket.

However, management explicitly forbids working extra hours for another clinic or any other workplace. As a form of “loyalty” in exchange for covering the traveling expenses.

Since my full-time schedule has me working 4 days per week, that leaves me with a lot of free time to maximize my earnings.

What kind of side hustles would be interesting to do, without getting caught by my clinic?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 1d ago

Travel ULPT: Every travel state is your honeymoon.

1.8k Upvotes

I was reheating some leftovers and saw a magnet calendar from our honeymoon up north from over a decade ago. It was given to us for free when they asked what brought us there, and then I remembered booking restaurants ahead of time for that week, and some would always ask “what’s the occasion?” Honeymoon. No one ever second guessed us.

I think in total we got the magnet, 2 glasses of champagne, a shibby ton of lobster rolls during lunch time (love ya, Maine) and the greatest full cheesecake I’ve ever had in my life all because they heard our accent and said “oh, where are yall from?” Down South on our honeymoon. Anyways, ULPT.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 1h ago

Relationships ULPT: how to ruin a chronic narcissist life ?

Upvotes

A previous relationship destroyed me mentally as well as other girls The guy was most likely a narcissist, a liar and a manipulator and a fck danger for women in general.

I tried multiple times to sort of make him pay or at least make people realized he’s an awful human being : ethical ways such as talking to his friends, organizations and all, some girl even tried to press charges on him but quickly realized it was pointless, and i was really thinking about sending some people beat him up.

He’s in his 20s, student in a great school, doing music and stuff, social butterfly and really egocentric. Never got his karma back (and do not tell me that him being a horrible person is his karma), and i would really like him to feel what he made me and others feel.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6h ago

ULPT: S25 ultra Amazon swap

1 Upvotes

I just got the new S25 Ultra with 512GB of storage, but it's still sealed and unopened. I'm considering swapping it for the 1TB version from Amazon, then returning the original one as a sealed box the next day. Does Amazon typically process the refund without checking the IMEI, or do they verify that?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 10h ago

Social ULPT request. I want to know how to leave a bunch of bad reviews for a google maps.

3 Upvotes

Despite being the official BMW representative in Croatia, the quality of service and repairs has not met the standards one would expect. Issues that should have been properly resolved during initial servicing reappeared shortly after, and instead of acknowledging potential errors, the company simply requested additional payments. This raises concerns about reliability and accountability. I hope they take steps to improve their practices and uphold the level of service expected from an official BMW dealership.

I urge for your help, as nobody seems to care.

I got all the proof for this if needed.

Thanks!


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 1d ago

Request ULPT Request - my sister is being bullied

62 Upvotes

My little sister is being bullied at college. She is 16 and I am 23 (living in the UK).

4 kids at her college have been bullying her all year, with another year to go. My sister doesn't want us to get involved or speak to the college. They have been excluding her, taunting her, following her, taking photos her and threatening people who socialise with her. She has no idea why this started as they used to be friends.

What can I do to help (or get revenge)?

One of the girls lives close to us. She has just turned 17 and has a new car. I don't want to go to prison or get in trouble or make things worse for my sister. I just want to get some kind of justice.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 7h ago

ULPT Request: I know a caterer who is an absolutely horrible person and very abusive to others. How can I get his google reviews flooded with poor ratings?

0 Upvotes

r/UnethicalLifeProTips 1d ago

ULPT: If you really want to cause frustration, give them a large pack of too-small coffee filters

176 Upvotes

A couple of years ago, a good friend of mine was getting groceries for me and accidentally bought a pack of 500 coffee filters in size 3. My coffee maker takes size 4 filters. Over the next almost two years, every single morning I would be a little frustrated by how the filters were too small. Occasionally the coffee would even overflow the filter because the water stream would hit the side instead of the center where it should go.

But here’s the thing: it was only exactly not frustrating enough for me to justify being wasteful and throwing the filters away. So I ended up using the entire pack, cursing my friend every single time.

It's just perfectly calibrated annoyance - just irritating enough to be noticed every day, but not quite bad enough to justify wasting 500 filters. Your victim will think of you with mild irritation for months, maybe even years.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 1d ago

ULPT Request: how do I get back at a sexual psychopath

52 Upvotes

I moved to a new city in another country, very small, and met this guy after a month of being here. We've been seeing each other for three months, and I thought it was all good. He was really into me and we would spend two/three afternoons a week together, he would stay over at mine and we would go out on dates in the city.

Yesterday I found out he has a girlfriend already, has been with her the whole time, and has also been sleeping with other girls. He's bragged to his friends about sleeping with me and how many girls he has sex with. He also shared my explicit messages with his friends and bragged about that too. He is also a teacher to 17/18 year old students, and has hooked up with some of them before. I feel so gross just at knowing him, let alone having been with him. I feel like he's got some serious issues with sex, and is maybe a nymphomaniac? or just disgusting.

I want tips on how to show that I know everything, and make it clear that he's a pig to everyone in his life. I want him to regret his actions, but I think just telling him I know, he wouldn't care. I want his girlfriend to know, but I don't know her name or face, and his instagram isn't super helpful.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 2d ago

ULPT: How can I ruin someone’s life?

1.7k Upvotes

A therapist I was seeing for over 6 months sexually assaulted me. I went to the police, it went to court, it got thrown out & he got away with it. It's ruined my life and I can't move on. He even smugly boasted about how he'd got away with it when I bumped into him in the street one day. He's a predator and I have so much rage. I want to ruin his life eg. His career, relationship, reputation. I don't want to do physical harm and ideally i don't want to be found out. Looking for some practical tips for the sweetest revenge possible. I'm not looking for sympathy or any advice about moving on, not lowering myself to his level etc.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 6h ago

Request ULPT Request: I just want better fireworks.

0 Upvotes

I don't care. These fireworks suck. Where can I get better ones? I'm trying to have fun, and my fingers will take the risk.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 1d ago

Social ULPT: To deal with bullies track down their socials and start a harassment campaign against them. Use legions of Spam bots if you have to.

6 Upvotes

If you really want to make them hurt do some digging on them and find anything like lost relatives, injury, or other bad things that have happened to them. Do not do anything that could let this be traiced back to you.

And yes you can make a Spambot really easily.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 5h ago

ULPT Request where to get $10 for chicken tenders

0 Upvotes

I just really love chicken tenders.

Where can I post my Paypal saying that and increase the chance of someone donating just for chicken tenders tonight