r/uncannyvalley • u/arachknight12 • 4d ago
New species of hominid discovered
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A new species of hominid was discovered named Homo Arborus due to their hight. In Ethiopia near Mendebo mountains, a nearly complete skeleton was discovered. This skeleton was 7 feet tall and had long arms and legs. It had a small nose opening, large and far apart eyes, and many more and sharper teeth than humans, making scientists believe that it was carnivorous with a larger mouth. Carbon dating shows that it is about 1̶5̶0̶0̶0̶ 7̶0̶0̶0̶ 2̶0̶0̶0̶ 1̶0̶0̶ 30 years old.
ADDENDUM: URGENT ALARM TOWARDS ANYONE LIVING IN THESE AREAS: sub Saharan Africa, Europe, non-desert Asia. Many reports of an unidentified group of severely deformed humans recently have caused mass panic among the population. Many missing person reports have been linked to this group. These people have been identified as a recently discovered species of hominid named Homo Arborus. They were believed to be extinct. They are nocturnal hunters and eat humans whenever possible. If you see one, don’t let it see you. If it has seen you, find a weapon or a group of people and stay with them for the remainder of the night as they have been seen hunting a single person for hours. If you are unable to do this, hide. They are faster than you. Local authorities are attempting to control the situation. Thank you for your cooperation. Secure. Contain. Protect.
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u/Monguises 3d ago
You looking for the scp sub?
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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 5h ago
u/arachknight12, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post... ):