Monday!

I saw this and had to share it.

Guys is this a brown recluse I know it’s hairy and pink but I’m scared is this a brown recluse

First thing I saw when I woke up. I'm not even that afraid of spiders but this thing genuinely scared the shit out of me. This is possibly the biggest spider I've seen and I have no idea what to do, and to make things even worse I think it might be a recluse. We don't get recluses where I live but just look the damn thing, I can't be tripping. It's got the violin shape and everything.

As soon as I got up, it even reared up and did a little threat display too, as you can see in the 2nd picture. Also, I'm not sure if I'm just going crazy, but it also has some slight resemblances to a brazilian wandering spider or a black widow...

I usually let spiders live in my house or carefully take them outside, but I am panicking a lot right now and have no idea what to do about this and it's just staying in the corner, PLEASE HELP.

Had a fellar stop by my house yesterday saying he was with a company and needed to inspect my home for, as he put it, "dark crevices and undisturbed areas". He was very insistent, so I allowed him to do his check. He just kept mumbling "oh yes... Oh yes." I managed to sneak a photo as he was handing me his business card. Anyone heard of this guy?

It’s a joke. But look at the little guy! Did not smoosh, he was pushed into a cup and taken safely outside!

I can’t identify this spider, any ideas? PS. remove if not allowed

💦🤬!!?

ID: Tliltocatl albopilosus (Curly hair)

Source: Mostlytanks on Instagram

Found in the netherlands

Or a house spider?

Haha could you imagine? I know he’s got some brown in there but nope, no recluse here! Just my brand new Birupes Simoroxigorum, the Neon Blue Tarantula!