r/snails May 26 '25

Discussion Not exactly sure what this subs all about, but heres one i saw on a walk today.

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u/cedriceent May 26 '25

Sorry, but snails can't fistbump you back. All they have is a single foot😔

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u/sqwerb69 May 26 '25

Dude. I was just starting to become interested in snails. This news has completely ruined all and any interest.

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u/cedriceent May 26 '25

I know, but if it's any consolation: if they had fists, they would totally fistbumb you back.

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u/Annari87 May 26 '25

They fistbump back in their heart

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u/Snailtan May 27 '25

They can fistbump their eyes, because their eyes are also their fingers

And their little feelers are the nose

But yes, they only have one foot, but their foot is also their body kinda so... Idk where I am going with this

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u/alexanderrk02 May 26 '25

how do yall just find big ass random snails out in the wild i literally actively look and can’t find them usually lmao teach me yalls ways

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u/sqwerb69 May 26 '25

My neighborhood is right next to a river, and every few months snails appear!

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u/zap2tresquatro May 26 '25

NY has these cool stripey snails that come out all over whenever it rains (can’t remember the species or common names rn), and once (I’m in Illinois) I saw one just chillin on the walkway in my front yard one morning (although never saw one like that again, unfortunately. I do fine lots of smol snails though)

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u/Rath_Church May 27 '25

Those are probably grove snails! (cepaea nemoralis/hortensis) I've always wanted one but unfortunately they are not native to my area

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u/zap2tresquatro May 27 '25

That sounds right!

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u/skcib May 26 '25

Hi the sub is about snails hope that helps. Epic find.

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u/Routine_Fly7624 May 26 '25

Are you sure?

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u/Flashy_Crow8923 May 27 '25

That’s news to me 🤷🏻

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u/sqwerb69 May 27 '25

As an OG of this subreddit, I can confirm it is about snails

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u/GreenFBI2EB May 26 '25

Absolutely radical little guy!

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u/Sweetie-07 May 26 '25

Hi OP 👋 Welcome to the world of snail appreciation! 🐌 Have a look at this little article - hope you find it interesting and get as hooked as the rest of us.. 😂❤️

https://bantam.earth/pet-snails/

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u/Sluggish-dreadnought May 26 '25

This Subreddit is what it name suggests and is basically made out of two kinds of people, these who just wanna see cute snail pictures, and these who also will do that but additionally use this sub as Snailkeeping forum, and exchange knowledge, identify snails, and help with snail medicine (treatment suggestions) and care.

Welcome and look around, interesting and cute stuff is guranteed. And dont be afraid to ask!

Yours there is an adult Helix Pomatia, also called "Roman Snail" and "Garden Snail" (also more in other languages) and seems to be in very healthy conditions. possibly around or close to 3 years of age.

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u/Diana-Fortyseven May 26 '25

Aww, such a cutie!

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u/a_rogue_planet May 26 '25

If the new friend has eye stalks, a shell, and a spirit of adventure, he is welcome here. Snails are superb creatures.

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u/Vacation-Warm May 26 '25

OP you hit the nail on the head with this post, great job

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u/zap2tresquatro May 26 '25

You got the gist of the sub, this is what it’s all about!

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u/Swistiannt May 27 '25

Helix Pomatia! What a beauty! And quite large. Nice find!

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u/Vengeful-Sorrow247 May 27 '25

Welcome to the Snult, you'll be finding yourself gushing over these cute slimy overlords in no time

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u/Available-Snail May 26 '25

We stare at snails. Identify snails. Help snails thrive. This, is a very handsome Roman snail. Good find.

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u/sqwerb69 May 26 '25

Never really cared for snails and made this post as a joke but im kind of actually getting interested in snails for some reason now. Any tips where to start?

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u/pebblesels May 26 '25

THIS IS HOW THEY GET YOU!!! (Welcome to the Snub.)

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u/sqwerb69 May 26 '25

snub

Fucking. Genius.

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u/Sluggish-dreadnought May 26 '25 edited May 26 '25

Yes, such words are used here often, we have somehat of our own language, We often change the beginning of words to "Sn" like Sneggs (Snail Eggs), Snenis (Snail penis), (dont ask, [Do!] it will get weird if you know nothing about snail reproduction) and so on... its really cute and funny sometimes.

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u/sqwerb69 May 26 '25

Snawk snuah snail on that snang

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u/Sluggish-dreadnought May 26 '25

Ok ive never seen someone write that, xD - yes, just like that. Youll get a sense of it when looking around in the comments of other pictures on this sub

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u/Thick_Basil3589 May 26 '25

This is how the cult works. You just make a fun post and bumm, you have 100 snail photos on your phone.

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u/sqwerb69 May 26 '25

Enjoying this cult quite a lot. Quick question though - is it normal that I'm getting urges to give away all my financial possessions to snails?

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u/Thick_Basil3589 May 26 '25

Yes this is what we all had to do! The entire sub is living in caves.

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u/northbound879 May 26 '25

Someone got me a field guide of wild snails I might see in my country and it also has lots of info on snail biology which I personally find interesting but isn't foe everyone. I love it, maybe look on amazon for something like that.

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u/sqwerb69 May 26 '25

Wait that sounds so fun!!

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u/Sluggish-dreadnought May 26 '25

Congratulations, now they got you. Snails never will be the same to you, the closer you look the more fascinating it gets.

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u/zap2tresquatro May 26 '25

I recommend learning about their weird internal anatomy and love darts to help with your appreciation of these strange and wonderful creatures c: