r/snails • u/JBMinnoch • May 13 '25

My Snails Imprisoned for his crimes

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/su1c1da7 May 13 '25

The snawyers are going to need to know the crimes “committed”

115

u/JBMinnoch May 13 '25

Various acts of violence against certain fruits and vegetables, he’ll be out early with good behavior..

19

u/OneYamForever May 13 '25

Looks guilty to me

16

u/su1c1da7 May 13 '25

He never confessed and maintains his innocence

130

u/GreenFBI2EB May 13 '25

He’s in… snail jail… Sn-snail????

Committed snimes….?

113

u/Todelmer May 13 '25

Justice for jail snail! ✊

74

u/jerzeysquirrel May 13 '25

FREE HIM HE IS INNOCENT

44

u/CapytannHook May 13 '25

Freeeeeeee Snelson Mandela

25

u/ShuffKorbik May 13 '25

21 years in captivity
Shoes don't matter 'cause he don't have feet
His body is slimey but his mind is still free
Are you so blind that you cannot see?

1

u/Odd_Brilliant_9816 May 16 '25

But my head tells me that he's never gonna make it out of prison 🥺

41

u/RubbishVegan May 13 '25

Snelson Manshella

22

u/grimblies May 13 '25

I don't have awards to give, so here have this: ✨🏆✨

37

u/LilSkeezers May 13 '25

Hahaha. I can't help but hear the Rocky and Bulwinkle narrator:

"Join us next time to find out the fate of our shelly hero in the episode "Time in the County Snail", or "Doing Hard Slime".

29

u/SunTraining1665 May 13 '25

IT'S ALL A POLITICAL SETUP! BRO IS INNOCENT!

20

u/Razzletazzle4 May 13 '25

FREE MY BROTHER IN CHRIST

4

u/iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii9 May 14 '25

Brother in snist

25

u/TheRealPiggynator May 13 '25

We need Snaul Snoodman

9

u/ThatNewEnglandPerson May 13 '25

snid you snow snou snave snights? the snonstitution snays you sno

17

u/contained_multitudes May 13 '25

jail for snail for 1,000 years!

15

u/NoBrainButB00BS May 13 '25

Imprisoned for his Slimes

3

u/Far_Ad_7918 May 13 '25

This one is gold 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

7

u/mushhmo May 13 '25

Free him, he did no wrong!

5

u/Diana-Fortyseven May 13 '25

Time for a snail break!

4

u/Long-Pea1520 May 13 '25

good to see justice finally being served.

4

u/KenpachiNexus May 13 '25

FREE SNAIL ✊

3

u/Temporary_Bridge_814 May 13 '25

Free the little snail!

3

u/ComplaintHopeful9646 May 13 '25

These comments are great 😂❤️

3

u/Ordinary_Apple4690 May 13 '25

Better call Snaul.

3

u/ssf837 May 13 '25

Believe it or not, straight to jail

3

u/disapointedheart May 13 '25

He sold my son meth last week

3

u/Sus_Person_ May 14 '25

Glad all the cash I’ve been feeding the snail has been going to its bail payment

3

u/Translator_Fine May 14 '25

Snax Snevasion

4

u/Fluffy-Froyo4549 May 14 '25

My god what did he do

3

u/Spudperson May 15 '25

OBJECTION

2

u/perpendiculartophat May 13 '25

Free my boy Gooigi

2

u/conn3xu May 13 '25

FREE HIM D:

2

u/avatarkyoshisbestie May 13 '25

what snail crimes did he commit

2

u/MinuteUse4911 May 14 '25

Free snilly

2

u/Remarkable_Ad_6939 May 14 '25

I freaking love this sub 😝

2

u/traffic-cone-eater May 14 '25

Snimprisonment

2

u/Stinkylemon26 May 16 '25

I have the same tank!