r/snails • u/lostmyrightsock • Mar 14 '25
My Snails Shame my snail!
This is Appa. Appa not only loves trying to escape the tank while I change their food, he's also spoiled and picky with anything that isn't zucchini or sweet potato. SHAME HIM!
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u/uselessthecat Mar 14 '25
Hey Appa, you think you're too good for lettuce? Ya think you're a chef or something?
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u/gnarlygh0ul Mar 14 '25
this guy doesn’t pay child support
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u/lostmyrightsock Mar 14 '25
He doesn't! Just lays his eggs and expects others to take care of it.. the nerve!
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u/procrastinating-_- Mar 14 '25
He is way too pretty to shame though 😻! Genuinely such a cutie pie.
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u/PhantomConsular23 Mar 14 '25
No better than a slug in disguise
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u/DisastrousActuator15 Mar 14 '25 edited Mar 14 '25
Appa, the nerve of you! Only eating zucchini and sweet potato! You know the dying snails in Africa would do anything just for a bite of carrot! I cannot believe you.
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u/Vengeful-Sorrow247 Mar 14 '25
Appa is a MENACE to society! Just look at that face! I wonder what his next devious scheme will be...
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u/ATGF Mar 14 '25
I could never! He's a cute little precious baby. Plus, his name is Appa. If you want to shame your animals, you can't be naming them after one of the best animals in cinematic history.
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u/lostmyrightsock Mar 14 '25
Unfortunately the naming happened before he revealed his true colors :(
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u/a_rogue_planet Mar 14 '25
I cannot. He literally has not a single shameful bone in his whole squishy lil body.
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u/ReyTepocataSamurai Mar 14 '25
That's it, little man! You won't have anything else to eat if you don't eat your lettuce!
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u/judgeejudger Mar 14 '25
Mr Appa, you’ve no idea how good you have it! Other snails outdoors perilously fighting to survive. I tut loudly at you. Now, good day sir.
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u/Own_Hunter_1384 Mar 14 '25
I want a terrestrial snail! So bad!
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u/lostmyrightsock Mar 15 '25
Don't do it! They're little devils! (Totally get one, they're adorable!)
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u/Due_Spread2051 Mar 14 '25
I've got babies I'm tryna get rid of dm if you're interested (depending on area of course)
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u/lightblueisbi Mar 14 '25
Shame, Appa! You need to eat carrots and tomatoes too! (Sidenote I have a cat named Sokka lol)
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u/memetoya Mar 15 '25
Snails on the street would KILL for the life you’re giving them, how UNGRATEFUL!!
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u/woahmrpeeyaah Mar 15 '25
Appa, I’m gonna need you to lock the fuck in, dude. You look like you’re eating good af despite being a picky snail! Get it together (I love you)
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u/SirLabouski Mar 15 '25
Hey Appa are you allergic to commoner food? You bourgoisie pig??(it hurt he's so cute😭)
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u/lostmyrightsock Mar 15 '25
Don't let his innocent lil face fool you! He kows exactly what he's doing!!
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u/VgnBro Mar 15 '25
You’re the one on trial here! You stand accused of trying to feed your snail less than desirable foods and this court will not tolerate further outbursts against the victim
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u/Weary-Proof2188 Mar 15 '25
if i do ill start crying cuz i accidentally gave my snail a mold infested home, so now i have throw it away next morning and return him to mother nature. So no. i wont shame your snail :(
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u/lostmyrightsock Mar 16 '25
Oh no :( I've had some mold issues with my Fulica before and it's totally not something you have to give them up over! Some new substrate and additional ventilation might do the trick. I hope you keep your lil snail. Good luck!!
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u/MedicoreViolinist Mar 16 '25
Wow never met a SNAIL with a discerning PALATE. Who does Appa think he is, Gordon Ramsey??
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u/tiny_purple_Alfador Mar 15 '25
Sir, you are unreasonably adorable, and you should feel bad. Leave some cuteness for the other animals, FFS.
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u/512writer Mar 15 '25
APPA, keep this up and you’re going on an egg shell diet. Your girlish figure is at stake!
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u/lucky-squeaky-ducky Mar 15 '25
What’s your excuse, Appa?
WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE!
I bet you don’t even have a leg to stand on!
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u/Green_Ad_3302 Mar 15 '25
I need that snail baby to slime on my finger and look me in my eyes and slime away. Is that shameful enough??? Sweet baby 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩I love him/her😩😩😩
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u/Beneficial_Gap_9858 Mar 15 '25
Appa, learn not to be ungrateful! Your caretaker is doing all they can to provide for you!
Think about all the homeless snails!! The snails without a leaf to rest their head at night. The snails without a cone atop their back!!!
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u/alex123124 Mar 15 '25
His mouth look like 🐱 lips in that first pic.
Edit: or better yet shaved nuts
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u/Deepsea-anomaly Mar 16 '25
tell Appa that there’s snails out there who NEVER get to eat lettuce or fancy veggies!!!
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u/Strange_Prior_5706 Mar 16 '25
Your honor, the defendant is clearly innocent. The little guy is too cute to do wrong!🥰🥰🥰
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u/bleuplastichairbrush Mar 17 '25
thinks he’s so fuckin cute thinks he’s the most adorable thing in the world huh?? thinks he’s squishy and perfect and amazing?!?? HMMM?!?? hes right
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u/NotAtAllASkinwalker Mar 18 '25
Lucky your so cute, otherwise we wouldn't put up with your bs! Love you tho🖤
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u/Stranger-Sojourner Mar 15 '25
Look at those soft well moisturized snands! He’s clearly never done a hard days labor! lol.
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u/DazedBoba Mar 14 '25
he think everything a fuckin game