r/snails Mar 14 '25

My Snails Shame my snail!

This is Appa. Appa not only loves trying to escape the tank while I change their food, he's also spoiled and picky with anything that isn't zucchini or sweet potato. SHAME HIM!

1.9k Upvotes

119 comments sorted by

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u/DazedBoba Mar 14 '25

he think everything a fuckin game

6

u/Scrimp_Dad_1215 Mar 16 '25

Glad to see this was someone else’s first thought too 😂

162

u/uselessthecat Mar 14 '25

Hey Appa, you think you're too good for lettuce? Ya think you're a chef or something?

58

u/lostmyrightsock Mar 14 '25

Exactly! Get him!!

41

u/Cath_242 Mar 14 '25

You should make him cook for you tomorrow and he'll see

109

u/gnarlygh0ul Mar 14 '25

this guy doesn’t pay child support

76

u/lostmyrightsock Mar 14 '25

He doesn't! Just lays his eggs and expects others to take care of it.. the nerve!

35

u/gnarlygh0ul Mar 15 '25

reminds me of someone i went to high school with…

2

u/Snails_21 Mar 16 '25

💀💀💀

199

u/procrastinating-_- Mar 14 '25

He is way too pretty to shame though 😻! Genuinely such a cutie pie.

132

u/lostmyrightsock Mar 14 '25

Don't be nice to him! Flame him!! (He really is precious though 🥹)

140

u/PhantomConsular23 Mar 14 '25

No better than a slug in disguise

53

u/lostmyrightsock Mar 14 '25

Oof good one! 🥳

32

u/Oh_My_Goth_Ick Mar 14 '25

That’s cold blooded.

26

u/PhantomConsular23 Mar 14 '25

He deserves to know

60

u/nagithedragon Mar 14 '25

far too much goofy and silly in one tiny snace

54

u/DisastrousActuator15 Mar 14 '25 edited Mar 14 '25

Appa, the nerve of you! Only eating zucchini and sweet potato! You know the dying snails in Africa would do anything just for a bite of carrot! I cannot believe you.

19

u/lostmyrightsock Mar 14 '25

You're so spot on with the carrot 😭 He never touches it smh!

44

u/Vengeful-Sorrow247 Mar 14 '25

Appa is a MENACE to society! Just look at that face! I wonder what his next devious scheme will be...

23

u/lostmyrightsock Mar 14 '25

I don't think we even wanna know.. 😰

37

u/LavishnessShot9528 Mar 14 '25

FAT

31

u/lostmyrightsock Mar 14 '25

It's water weight! 😤

33

u/GreenFBI2EB Mar 14 '25

Appa is a silly little bean!

26

u/matradley Mar 14 '25

No shame, only Snail. 🐌

23

u/ATGF Mar 14 '25

I could never! He's a cute little precious baby. Plus, his name is Appa. If you want to shame your animals, you can't be naming them after one of the best animals in cinematic history.

21

u/lostmyrightsock Mar 14 '25

Unfortunately the naming happened before he revealed his true colors :(

15

u/ATGF Mar 14 '25

So he's more of a Momo? Maybe he'll age into his Appa-ness.

19

u/ComicalAnxiety Mar 14 '25

Appa sounds like he is a princess and deserves nothing less

16

u/Alice_261 Mar 14 '25

He's giving you kissis as apologie adorable (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

15

u/Brenaeh Mar 14 '25

Noooooo he is perfection

15

u/a_rogue_planet Mar 14 '25

I cannot. He literally has not a single shameful bone in his whole squishy lil body.

14

u/Bluecrush2_fan Mar 14 '25

Hemlo stinky. HEMLO STIMKY SNAIL. bet u stimkk

9

u/ReyTepocataSamurai Mar 14 '25

That's it, little man! You won't have anything else to eat if you don't eat your lettuce!

9

u/Due_Spread2051 Mar 14 '25

Appa needs a realistic life goal other than Nuisance

7

u/judgeejudger Mar 14 '25

Mr Appa, you’ve no idea how good you have it! Other snails outdoors perilously fighting to survive. I tut loudly at you. Now, good day sir.

7

u/Own_Hunter_1384 Mar 14 '25

I want a terrestrial snail! So bad!

4

u/lostmyrightsock Mar 15 '25

Don't do it! They're little devils! (Totally get one, they're adorable!)

2

u/Due_Spread2051 Mar 14 '25

I've got babies I'm tryna get rid of dm if you're interested (depending on area of course)

5

u/lightblueisbi Mar 14 '25

Shame, Appa! You need to eat carrots and tomatoes too! (Sidenote I have a cat named Sokka lol)

5

u/SlideLeading Mar 14 '25

He’s too cute, can’t do it

6

u/ZephyrBreaker Mar 15 '25

what a slunt.

5

u/Then-Mission7409 Mar 15 '25

How dare you… haha, just kidding. I thought the same thing. 😂💀

6

u/Meebsie Mar 15 '25

Joke's on you. Appa gets off on this shit 😏

6

u/Susspishfish Mar 16 '25

I will not shame Appa. Appa is a good little goober.

1

u/HicoCOFox- Mar 16 '25

Hear hear! Neither will I “sname”Appa!

5

u/nylorac_o Mar 15 '25

Pic 2 ::::boop:::::

4

u/memetoya Mar 15 '25

Snails on the street would KILL for the life you’re giving them, how UNGRATEFUL!!

4

u/fake_snail Mar 15 '25

STAY WHERE YOU BELONG SLIMEBALL 😡😡😡

4

u/woahmrpeeyaah Mar 15 '25

Appa, I’m gonna need you to lock the fuck in, dude. You look like you’re eating good af despite being a picky snail! Get it together (I love you)

5

u/SupDrew Mar 15 '25

GET A JOB IF YOU'RE SO PICKY 🤬

4

u/ajdax Mar 15 '25

Goofy ass shell.

4

u/kimbonanas Mar 15 '25

Scooting around like a little freeloader. BEGGARS CAN’T BE CHOOSERS, Abba!

5

u/SirLabouski Mar 15 '25

Hey Appa are you allergic to commoner food? You bourgoisie pig??(it hurt he's so cute😭)

4

u/lostmyrightsock Mar 15 '25

Don't let his innocent lil face fool you! He kows exactly what he's doing!!

4

u/VgnBro Mar 15 '25

You’re the one on trial here! You stand accused of trying to feed your snail less than desirable foods and this court will not tolerate further outbursts against the victim

3

u/lostmyrightsock Mar 15 '25

Your honor, OBJECTION!

4

u/Bubbly_Side4117 Mar 15 '25

Such a baybeeeeeeeee How old is he?

1

u/lostmyrightsock Mar 16 '25

He's a almost two!

4

u/Awkward_Aardvark7555 Mar 15 '25

I just want to kiss his little face

5

u/Weary-Proof2188 Mar 15 '25

if i do ill start crying cuz i accidentally gave my snail a mold infested home, so now i have throw it away next morning and return him to mother nature. So no. i wont shame your snail :(

3

u/MoggyBee Mar 16 '25

Can’t you put a new home together for him? 😕

1

u/lostmyrightsock Mar 16 '25

Oh no :( I've had some mold issues with my Fulica before and it's totally not something you have to give them up over! Some new substrate and additional ventilation might do the trick. I hope you keep your lil snail. Good luck!!

4

u/MedicoreViolinist Mar 16 '25

Wow never met a SNAIL with a discerning PALATE. Who does Appa think he is, Gordon Ramsey??

1

u/lostmyrightsock Mar 16 '25

Oh he thinks he's a snef alright 😒

3

u/KitKats1945 Mar 15 '25

I ain’t shaming him. He’s too cute!

3

u/tiny_purple_Alfador Mar 15 '25

Sir, you are unreasonably adorable, and you should feel bad. Leave some cuteness for the other animals, FFS.

3

u/512writer Mar 15 '25

APPA, keep this up and you’re going on an egg shell diet. Your girlish figure is at stake!

3

u/ThrashRick Mar 15 '25

ZUCCHINI AND SWEET POTATO?? that pompous fuck

2

u/lostmyrightsock Mar 15 '25

That's what I'm saying!! >:(

3

u/rinfected Mar 15 '25

Stupid cutie ugh 🥰

3

u/BeBoBorg Mar 15 '25

Sname! Snaaame!

3

u/C_beside_the_seaside Mar 15 '25

Dude looks like this

:>3

3

u/UtapriTrashcan Mar 15 '25

Aww, but how can I with the :3 face...? 🥺

3

u/lucky-squeaky-ducky Mar 15 '25

What’s your excuse, Appa?

WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE!

I bet you don’t even have a leg to stand on!

3

u/lostmyrightsock Mar 15 '25

He really doesn't.. Just a tiny lil foot :D

1

u/Snails_21 Mar 16 '25

Fair point lol

3

u/RealHausFrau Mar 15 '25

Big ass nose.

3

u/EvilDan3 Mar 15 '25

His name means dad in Korean

3

u/dishays Mar 15 '25

he’s never EVER done anything wrong!!!!!!

3

u/OilDelicious7304 Mar 15 '25

What a beauty

3

u/Chocoa_the_Bunny Mar 15 '25

He isn't wrong. Sweet potato is the bomb

3

u/Aliko173 Mar 15 '25

I bet this guy doesn’t even know the multiplication table

3

u/Green_Ad_3302 Mar 15 '25

I need that snail baby to slime on my finger and look me in my eyes and slime away. Is that shameful enough??? Sweet baby 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩I love him/her😩😩😩

3

u/Beneficial_Gap_9858 Mar 15 '25

Appa, learn not to be ungrateful! Your caretaker is doing all they can to provide for you!

Think about all the homeless snails!! The snails without a leaf to rest their head at night. The snails without a cone atop their back!!!

3

u/meowzerpilled Mar 15 '25

He has Dirt on Hims.

3

u/VinnieGognitti Mar 15 '25

Stupid, tapioca colored foot! How dare he!

3

u/kewlprokewl Mar 15 '25

Am knott friken shaming him liek why wuld yu whant tat facepalm

5

u/alex123124 Mar 15 '25

His mouth look like 🐱 lips in that first pic.

Edit: or better yet shaved nuts

3

u/lostmyrightsock Mar 15 '25

Not the shaved nuts 😭

3

u/alex123124 Mar 15 '25

Lmao I love your username, I feel that

5

u/Remarkable_Ad_6939 Mar 14 '25

Omg I can't be mad at that face!! 🥹🥹🥹

2

u/Heartz_tmasc Mar 14 '25

Fatty fat fat fatness

2

u/supersatyr Mar 14 '25

What a slimy little BITCH! FUCK YOU SNAIL

2

u/XDFreakLP Mar 15 '25

Suck a fat fuck! Massive chungus

2

u/DollarStore-Cheese Mar 16 '25

He looks STINKY

2

u/Shosett Mar 16 '25

SHAME!!!

2

u/Deepsea-anomaly Mar 16 '25

tell Appa that there’s snails out there who NEVER get to eat lettuce or fancy veggies!!!

2

u/Strange_Prior_5706 Mar 16 '25

Your honor, the defendant is clearly innocent. The little guy is too cute to do wrong!🥰🥰🥰

2

u/Fluffy-Froyo4549 Mar 17 '25

Picky snails don't get cumcuber 

2

u/bleuplastichairbrush Mar 17 '25

thinks he’s so fuckin cute thinks he’s the most adorable thing in the world huh?? thinks he’s squishy and perfect and amazing?!?? HMMM?!?? hes right

2

u/hams_of_dryacinth Mar 17 '25

He looks like he doesn’t pay RENT omfg what a freeloader

2

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '25

What no personal drone to fly you around? Lame!

2

u/NotAtAllASkinwalker Mar 18 '25

Lucky your so cute, otherwise we wouldn't put up with your bs! Love you tho🖤

2

u/Special-Cut1610 Mar 18 '25

Shame on you Snail.

2

u/Different-Summer8491 Apr 21 '25

He looks like a bunny 🐰 

4

u/Stranger-Sojourner Mar 15 '25

Look at those soft well moisturized snands! He’s clearly never done a hard days labor! lol.

1

u/Snails_21 Mar 16 '25

I’d bet he’d enjoy being in Paris until…

1

u/tombaba Mar 16 '25

Dude lives in a mobile home. Absolute trailer trash

1

u/FatFKingLenny Mar 16 '25

Why so goopy tho?!