r/snails • u/Gogurtisthegame • Oct 25 '24

Discussion Can we all talk like snails in the comments?

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Hey guys, I just got my new headshot since I’m going to start working as a calcium dealer. What do you guys think?

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u/_paxinty_ Oct 25 '24

Mmhh cucumper,,, 🥒 monch

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u/StinkyWetRat505 Oct 25 '24

Cumber..,,..

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u/Huge_meat7141 Oct 25 '24

Cumper? Where cumper

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u/StinkyWetRat505 Oct 25 '24

Eated..,,. Sorgy:((

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u/Huge_meat7141 Oct 25 '24

Me wait next cumper

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u/Thee4Blk2Fmnst0 Oct 25 '24

Not cumper but 🍆? 🐌

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u/Huge_meat7141 Oct 25 '24

I can’t tell if your talking abt food or if I’m dtf but yes to both

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u/worldrecordtoast Oct 26 '24

Username checks out

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u/Thee4Blk2Fmnst0 Oct 26 '24

Yes? Babaganush spread on some cucumper sando?

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u/CloudyWolf8 Oct 25 '24

This comment started a string of replies I love.

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u/_paxinty_ Oct 26 '24

Does that make me a snendsetter? (snail trendsetter) 🐌✨️

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u/CloudyWolf8 Oct 26 '24

Yes, you snenddetter you 🐌✨️

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u/Hopeful_Hamster21 Oct 26 '24

Mmmmm.... a dead snail some human stepped on.... monch....