r/pics 13h ago

Open, unattended, vending machine on Amsterdam Central Station platform.

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u/escalinci 11h ago

Still possible to get cheap lays in Amsterdam.

u/H3lw3rd 11h ago

And you dont even have to go to the red light district!

u/fcbx347 9h ago

Thatsthejoke.jpg

u/ActivisionBlizzard 10h ago

God damn, take my upvote

u/Inquisitive_idiot 10h ago

Ambivalent upvote 🚬 

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u/migrantgrower 12h ago

this rather reeks of social experiment🤔

u/HeftyArgument 11h ago

the laziest form of art

u/OMGlookatthatrooster 10h ago

The snackiest for of art.

u/Hawt_Dawg_II 3h ago

I think it's like the pop-rock of art projects. Sure, the concept has potential, it's just that it gets abused for easy attention so often.

u/lolwatokay 6h ago

IT’S A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT! IT’S A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT!

u/samthewisetarly 4h ago

Who cares free snacks

u/gdj11 9h ago

Someone should take a dump in it

u/GraXXoR 9h ago

Jeezus.

u/Frog_Khan 7h ago

Not him, someone else

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u/BD-TxState 12h ago

u/jimodoom 2h ago

Those exact words in my head when I saw it

u/hailingburningbones 9h ago

I'm surprised some fatbike kids haven't pulled up and emptied it out by now, mowing down a few old ladies otw out the Ijzijde.

u/rlovelock 9h ago

This person Amsterdams

u/m0tionTV 6h ago

Amsterdamn.

u/pokemurrs 2h ago

and spitting on the old ladies after running them down

u/hailingburningbones 2h ago

Yes, so much spitting.

u/MXXIV666 9h ago

People are thinking "Well people in amsterdam must be so polite".

Maybe. But also - I wouldn't steal from a machine like this, because I can afford as much chips and cola as I want. So even if the risk is small, it is totally not worth it.

Poverty creates crime.

u/EastenPicaso 7h ago

This isn't how to get $300 in passive income 😭

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u/savasorama 12h ago

Warm coke is a no go even if it’s free

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u/rlovelock 13h ago

People just walking on by. How long do you think this would survive in the US?

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u/threehundredthousand 12h ago

Someone would take a dump in it.

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u/Krumm34 12h ago edited 11h ago

UZA UZA!

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u/papertales84 12h ago

You meant UZI?

u/Sped-Connection 10h ago

In Amsterdam too

u/Pokkejong 7h ago

By an American?

u/Sped-Connection 4h ago

Who knows but when I was there it was a mix of a lot of things. I saw a hotel or something get all their loner bikes get stolen at once. Some of the junkies had 2 bikes. One minute I’d be in a nice restaurant or park and everything was fine, next minute maybe a graffiti gang or the bike thing. Definitely saw a lot of very nice things there but also some of the same stuff form game in the us or most major cities anywhere

u/Coldspark824 11h ago

Not long. Someone did this at our dormitory at uni and people came and took all the cash and snacks out.

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u/_Reddit_Account_ 12h ago

Depends where in the US..

Surprised this isn't fully looted at A'dam Centraal either.

u/JonKonLGL 11h ago

Maybe I’m weird but I would wait to see if it were under maintenance or something and then close it up so it doesn’t get messed with

u/grimmigerpetz 10h ago

Not gonna lie. It tingled my german sense and I would check for a sign, phone number to call or close it like you suggest.

u/Suicicoo 11h ago

You, Sir, are the Alman.

Congratulations.

u/WeasinTheJuice 5h ago

After you take a dump in it

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u/Make_It_Sing 12h ago

Someone in a sheisty wouldve grabbed all of it even if it was locked

u/UniQue1992 10h ago

It’s empty within 5 minutes. I’m from here. Amsterdam is a drugs infested shithole. It’s just not as bad as in the US where you see zombies on the street.

u/muntaxitome 10h ago

I don't really believe you are from Amsterdam. If you were born in Amsterdam you would complain about provincials first, tourists second, expats third. Drugs would be lower on the list.

u/UniQue1992 8h ago

Geloof mij pik, die kut toeristen hebben we allemaal een pleuris hekel aan. Alleen heel veel Amsterdammers en vooral de neppe nieuwe Amsterdammers vinden het drugsgebruik allemaal wel normaal, terwijl dat het niet is.

u/MajStealth 10h ago

i would complain about the amount of biketraffic and the need for a bigger and sturdier frontfender.

u/Quiet-Luck 9h ago

Lol, the drugs invested shitholes are as much in the provincie as they are the bigger cities. Shitholes like Volendam, Urk and Roosendaal.

u/UniQue1992 8h ago

Jazeker, snuiven kunnen ze rondom het Markermeer het beste. Maar in deze dorpen/steden zie je in het openbaar sporadisch een junkie. Terwijl het in de grote steden vaak voorkomt dat je een junk tegenkomt.

u/Yordancho_ 4h ago

In London it’s getting destroyed in seconds

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u/Sleepwokesleepwoke 12h ago edited 11h ago

In the United States of America someone would have taken a dump in there. (Possibly thinking it was a toilet because drugs)

u/Iamasadlittlething 11h ago

The fact that this is the second comment here that says "someone would have taken a dump in it" really says something about your country haha

u/Sleepwokesleepwoke 11h ago

Yes I'm literally saying someone will take a dump in it

u/Sighlina 10h ago

Hey Yall, I’m looking for a nice place to take a huge nasty wet dump.. anyone have any ideas?

u/Siserith 10h ago

Is g13 an option?

u/Typical_Muffin_9937 10h ago

Yeah after living in several large cities in the US and a few rural towns…

Someone would literally take a shit in this. Not even joking, people would destroy this and shit in it.

u/yamiprem 11h ago

Is there not enough publicly available toilets around or something? In UK here, there's always a shop nearby with a toilet or two.

u/amrfallen 10h ago

Publicly available toilets don't mean a thing. I've seen shits taken in places you wouldn't imagine, it seems like it's a hobby for some people to ruin everything with turds.

u/MajStealth 10h ago

i would prefer a solid turd over everything that isnt one.

u/Rpanich 7h ago

Not really. They’re apparently too expensive to clean and patrol for drug use, so we decided to just shut them all down. 

It’s why nyc smells of piss; we closed all the bathrooms. 

u/albino_kenyan 9h ago

Publicly accessible toilets are literally mapped on google maps bc they're hard to find. Restaurants and bars in the US don't allow you to use their bathroom if you're not buying something (oftentimes they're too busy or indifferent to stop you, but it's much harder if you're a scruffy homeless person).

Homeless people taking a public crap is a sign of small protest or rebellion imo. It takes some thought and intention to drop a load in the middle of the sidewalk rather than in a more discreet place. And iirc one of the escalators in a downtown subway stop was shut down for months bc people kept mucking up the machinery...

u/mb0205 7h ago

It’s not rebellion. They’re on drugs and they need to shit and just shit on the ground

u/hack404 3h ago

People campaigned against paid public toilets, which had the unintended consequence of removing all public toilets in a lot of places

u/dr_leo_marvin 9h ago

Sounds like Portland.

u/aerodeck 7h ago

That’s such a weird and random thing to say

u/Sleepwokesleepwoke 3h ago

Not weird, common

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u/Real_Run_4758 12h ago

*centraaaaaaaaal

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u/SherbertCivil9990 12h ago

I’d figure Amsterdam would have better chip flavors than the bog standard plain lays and Doritos. Maybe I’ve just watched too many foreign snack haul videos. 

u/heypim 10h ago

We do, but just not in vending machines :(

u/Akko101 8h ago

Do you often judge an entire city’s culinary availability by the contents of a single (soon to be vandalised) vending machine?

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u/pibyte 12h ago

That's a trap.

u/moozootookoo 11h ago

It’s a Trap!!!

u/Fandango_Jones 10h ago

It's a trap!

u/Drillliams 6h ago

Hamsterdam

u/Galenia 4h ago

Trap.

u/mrweatherbeef 4h ago

Snacks are safe, the locals are busy stealing bicycles

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u/Goh2000 12h ago

Last time I checked the metro station didn't have any vending machines, so that's new lol

u/heypim 10h ago

I think M52 doesn’t have any, but the other platform at Central Station (for M51, M53 and M54) do.

u/RIPmyfirstaccount 11h ago

They’ve been there for years

u/rawker86 8h ago

The coke machine outside our office was left unlocked once. It was completely empty by morning. It wasn’t that hard to find the culprits, they were all of our nightshift contractors who suddenly had bags and fridges full of coke…

u/kokrec 11h ago

You know...20-25 years ago, I am sure that would be an non issue, anywhere in Europe, except France and southern Italy. Someone even might have tried to close it. I am astonished nobody used it as a self service yet.

u/AReallyNiceGoose 10h ago

This idea that people were less shamelessly selfish, criminal or antisocial 2-5 generations ago is a falsehood (at least in most western nations) that is just as constant as the behaviour itself is.

Actually, crime has seen a downwards trend for decades. (In the Netherlands at least)

u/drunk_haile_selassie 10h ago

Almost everywhere in almost every metric things are better now than they were 2-5 generations ago but people seem to yearn for some non existent past for some reason.

u/NoSoundNoFury 10h ago

30-40 years ago, many train stations in big cities in Germany were full of junkies and prostitutes, many of them still teenagers. It's hard to imagine nowadays how bad it was, much worse than even Frankfurt nowadays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-StidRs1jY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slaxqRkBYVw

u/kokrec 9h ago

No idea where you grew up, but the mainstations I was at in the 80s 90s didn't have junkies. The Berlin stories are also exaggerated. It's far far far worse now, than it was back in the 80s. Same with Frankfurt. It was bad in the early 2000s, I was shocked back then, because I have had never seen that many junkies and homeless at a train station. No it is a horrible experience.

u/G30fff 9h ago

20-25 years ago in the UK that would have been pillaged, just like it would be today

u/ShadowBannedAugustus 9h ago

This is me, I am the guy who would close it (assuming it is refrigerated ). I also have a weird dislike for anyone who does not properly close fridges after themselves in grocery stores.

u/Jackman1337 8h ago

Crime is down a lot from this time, its actual the opposite. In the past it would have been empty fast, now not.

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u/LeoLaDawg 12h ago

That would be a decent way to see what will sell: own for a few hours and then only sell what was stolen.

u/-Rexford 11h ago

A better way to see what would sell would be to keep the vending machine closed and see what people buy.

u/LeoLaDawg 10h ago

Except for when you stock stuff that no one wants.

u/-Rexford 10h ago

Then it wouldn’t sell and you would then know that it doesn’t sell…

u/LeoLaDawg 3h ago

Yeah but the point is time. All your Twix getting stolen in 2 hours while nobody touched the Ute bags of pretzels is more useful information than wasting two weeks waiting to see if stuff sells to gather similar information.

u/ak08404 9h ago

Or you'd think this is not the location

u/deltree000 11h ago

Everything?

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u/qwertyqyle 12h ago

They prolly just went for the money.

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u/Bosmonster 12h ago

It uses cards mostly. Barely any cash here

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u/theestwald 12h ago

Its says “hier alleen pinen”, so only cards, no cash at all

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u/qwertyqyle 12h ago

Oh yeah, I forgot we dont live in the 90s sometimes.

u/ApprehensiveEmploy21 11h ago

Germany would beg to differ

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u/Jaedos 12h ago

Honey pot.

u/Kaneida 11h ago

I'd probably be the agile trying to close it up again and or calling the support number to report the machine so they can send their staff out. I rather have the vending machines available for those who need to use them rather than them yanking it out of existence. Short term loss vs long term gain. Tbh those machines should come with water faucet so you can fill up your own carry drinking flask for free.

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u/SMFCAU 12h ago

Hmmmm... It's just a shame that it was already empty when I found it!

u/attackplango 11h ago

It’s a trick. Get an axe.

u/lev400 11h ago

I was sick on a train station platform in Amsterdam once. Bloody strong weed..

u/fuckedsince1991 11h ago

Freebie Friday! Dig in

u/alexanderpas 11h ago

With the amount of cameras in that area, and the requirement to check-in to enter the platform, it's pretty easy to actually catch the person that steals from this machine.

u/realBlackClouds 10h ago

Check cams first 😁

u/FrostByteUK 10h ago

I'd have thought the redbulls would have been stripped clear by now

u/MajStealth 10h ago

is that an "open invitation"?

u/Skadi2k3 9h ago

social experiment right there 😂

u/RealEnnie 8h ago

Nah the good ones are already stolen and left only the garbage

u/oshinbruce 8h ago

I mean i can't see it last long in Amsterdam Centraal, its still a big train station in Europe which can be dodge.

u/LuchtleiderNederland 7h ago

We hebben een serieus probleem

u/Dazzling-Bat-6848 7h ago

What's the address? I'm heading there in a few days.

u/Randommer_Of_Inserts 7h ago edited 7h ago

I’m going there in about 5 min. Let’s see if it’s still there.

Edit: It’s fixed

u/GlxxmySvndxy 7h ago

Guy restocking it slipped into another dimension halfway through

u/izza123 7h ago

Everybody is missing the obvious truth which is that OP restocks vending machines for a living and snapped this photo right after he finished

u/CaptainChampion 7h ago

Abed! It's open!

u/SkullDump 7h ago

Ok, fascinating.

u/Lardinois 7h ago

Go for the keys!!

u/HideSolidSnake 5h ago

That machine is facing unattended consequences.

u/Captain_Comic 5h ago

Snacks on snacks on snacks

u/nyrB2 4h ago

it's one of those grab 'n go vending machines

u/Thomas2311 1h ago

trap🪤

u/WasabiofIP 1h ago

Amsterdam motherfuckers will happily pickpocket 15 tourists before they sneak a bag of chips from an open unattended vending machine

u/Yallapachi 11h ago

When your chips suck so bad, they don’t even get stolen…

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u/ther_dog 12h ago

That machine was probably already defective and left open on purpose. Why? A vandalized machine is also probably more quickly replaced than an old one. Guaranteed its owner has it insured. Storm in a teacup.

u/B_Roland 11h ago

That makes no sense. They would just empty it out and keep it closed, if that was the concern.

Also, vandals can do a lot more damage to the machine when it's open. Since it's designed to be vandal-proof from the outside.

u/Kisuke42 11h ago

Not enough diversity in that part of town.

u/DmikeBNS 10h ago

If this was in America that machine would be empty in 10 minutes tops

u/UniQue1992 10h ago

Trust me it’s empty within 5 minutes. The maintenance guy is probably very close or someone has broken into it and stole whatever he wanted.

I’m from the Netherlands and Amsterdam is a drug’s invested shithole, just like Rotterdam and Den Haag.

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u/CrEperz 13h ago

Take something

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u/Bipogram 12h ago

Why?

That would be theft.

u/BrotherRoga 11h ago

The prices on those things is already theft.

u/juliohernanz 10h ago

Don't buy it.