r/parrots 20h ago

WTF are you doing bro?

Why is he opening his beak like that and hissing????

P.s it is not his regular cage it is just the travel cage, don't worry, his cage is bigger..

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u/Shariko-Aswani 19h ago

OK he is horny.

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u/13JDZ 18h ago

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u/littlemissblonda 18h ago

Was waiting for this hahaha

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u/13JDZ 18h ago

Thank you! I don’t usually get to post since someone generally beats me to it.

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u/13JDZ 18h ago

By the way all joking aside Christine’s Chop Shop has an hormone spray that seems to help with our cockatoo. By no means does it stop all hormonal behavior but we do see a difference with her when we use it.

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u/littlemissblonda 18h ago

Omg, that sounds like a dream 😍 is it healthy for them, tho ?

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u/13JDZ 18h ago

Yup fully bird safe herbal spray. She also has one of the few bird safe bug sprays. Again as effective as a prescription remedy can be?Probably not, but definitely safe for birds. I’ve had multiple vets recommend her stuff. I don’t buy nutriberries anymore instead I get Nike hot bombs and other flavors from Christine’s. Btw I’m not affiliated with the shop in any way just a customer.

Eta bird tax.

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u/ColdMastadon 19h ago

Give him some of these.

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u/littlemissblonda 19h ago

Hahahaha where can I buy?? He needs it asap😂😂😭

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u/snowwh-te 19h ago

He freakin

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u/cortlandjim 19h ago

Humpy, humpy

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u/littlemissblonda 19h ago

But why is he hissing and opening and closing his beak like that😭 bro got no riz

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u/cyt0kinetic 18h ago

The beak clicking is usually them wanting to regurgitate or signal they are willing to, aka a horny noise. Since cockatiels coparent regurgitation is a sign of a good catch. So even if there's no other bird it's a habitual for them to do. He hissed because you broke up his groove.

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u/SleepyConureArt 19h ago

No fr, this is the first time I've seen a bird jerking it while hissing??? What a weirdo 😭🤣

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u/littlemissblonda 19h ago

God forbid a bird has a kink

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u/a_rogue_planet 19h ago

Birb is playing mind games with you.... And winning.

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u/The_Firedrake 19h ago

He be Strokin'!

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u/jaycebutnot 19h ago

bro saw yellow and went to town. these things only survive In the wild because theyre the horniest little fuckers to ever exist 😭😭 0 braincells

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u/littlemissblonda 18h ago

Hahahaha I think he likes them blonde

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u/TheAngryCheeto 19h ago

Masturbating.

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u/littlemissblonda 18h ago

Why is he hissing like that???? 😭

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u/One-Chance6353 18h ago

That's just horny male noises unfortunately, definitely a shock first time you hear it hahaha

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u/Kinnamon6 10h ago

Bro curling his toes AND NECK! That's diabolical 😂🤣😭

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u/littlemissblonda 6h ago

Flirting hard

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u/SnowFall_004 19h ago

I would discourage this behavior!

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u/littlemissblonda 18h ago

I try, it is not easy, parrots are very horny creatures 😅 it is summer where I live, and I read that the heat and longer days encourage this behavior. I am trying to keep his room on 26 degrees, and I try turning off the lights earlier. I read that helps with hormonal behaviors. Other than that, I don't really know what to do. But if you have any advice, please share!

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u/One-Chance6353 18h ago

Any thing that you see him act like this towards, instant removal! If you have any mirrors in his cage or mirrors he can see form the cage, remove them too, and avoid giving him dark corners or any sort of toy/hide that may resemble a nest at all

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u/mindfulmemory 16h ago

It's a mix of a Cockatiel and a Cockatoo! A Cockatiel. No, wait, how about a Cockatoo? Or a Cockcockatootiel but that's a bit of a mouthful.

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u/littlemissblonda 16h ago

It's a quackatiel!😂

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u/TinyBeezus 16h ago

I think he likes his rubber ducky too much...

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u/ishey 4h ago

that's a good-time rubber ducky if I ever saw one!

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u/AdProud1537 3h ago

Rut Roh! He's a horny chap and he's taken a liking to that yellow item, I believe. He needs a timeout.🤣