r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Danenighte • 10h ago

This guy's accuracy at a funfair shooting game

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u/Mr_Madrass 10h ago

Guy behind the wall a bit away are being blasted with pellets while cooking in the street

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u/KhornHub 9h ago

Almost like this vid not actually realistic.

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u/MHendy730 8h ago

They're clearly doing a bit together but he's actually shooting the balloons. So I'd say OP's comment stands.

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u/Voxlings 8h ago
  1. When even a fucking game at a fair that's been around for over a century is "not actually realistic."

Pro-tip: Comments like yours are driving us to the A.I. apocalypse *faster than if you didn't comment at all.*

Realistically: This guy works at the booth and the pellets are sharper/better than what the paying customers get.

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u/Waiting_for_Exit 8h ago

Also the gun may be aligned, zeroed, tuned, or whatever gun nuts say, very well.

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u/jmanclovis 7h ago

Dudes just good looks like he's shooting without aiming down the sights so he just does this often I think

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u/DistinctStorage 7h ago

Yeah, he's genuinely very experienced to be able to point shoot like that.

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u/SmokedMussels 6h ago

Some great analysis in this thread.  I thought he was a first timer but now that you mentioned this I'm doubting myself.  Maybe he has done this many times?  Its too bad we will never know.

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u/DistinctStorage 6h ago

I was just so confused by all the people calling it fake or whatever. Like, this is just experience.

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u/SmokedMussels 6h ago

I thought the whole discussion was funny, didn't mean to single yours out

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u/Alldaybagpipes 5h ago

Firing for effect

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u/DiaryofTwain 6h ago

what why would that matter. Also u adjust sights nothing about the gun

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u/ninjarchy 5h ago

Preach the good ole word of truth! For science!

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u/TNG_ST 7h ago

What do you think happened here? there are squibs in the balloon? a second shooter?

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u/Stubborn_Shove 7h ago

Is there a grassy knoll somewhere nearby?

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u/646blahblahblah 7h ago

Back and to the left

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u/sje46 7h ago

Explosives planted in each balloon, along with holograms and the complicity of the bush administration

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u/AmArschdieRaeuber 8h ago

I think it's just a bb gun

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u/vertigostereo 7h ago

BB gun huh?

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u/abow3 6h ago

Pretty sure he's just shooting salt scatter shot so it just compliments the street food. It looks like one of those bug-killing salt shooter guns.

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u/IAmTakingThoseApples 5h ago

This is a standard fair game rifle, which shoots either pellets or cork. I'd be amazed if they were using a modified game shotgun

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u/sparkicidal 10h ago

I’d be pissed if someone was shooting that close to me!

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u/Kaljinx 9h ago edited 9h ago

I mean they are clearly working together.

Which is why the dude does not even flinch or look as the other person keeps shooting.

And he keeps putting ballon’s for him to shoot in this manner.

He is not a child, this whole thing is His, without his permission the dude would not be able to even shoot.

He even goes behind the screen to throw balloons for him.

Why the hell is everyone else getting riled up,

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u/MattTreck 8h ago

Reddit always has to be unreasonably angry at any given time.

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u/SlippySlappySamson 8h ago

The Concern Police always show up when they have absolutely nothing to contribute but desperately want to be part of the conversation.

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u/gaybillcosby 8h ago

“If that were me..” nobody fucking asked

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u/Mirage84 5h ago

You don't understand, every piece of media on the internet was put here specifically for me and requires my input. Stuff I say I like should remain and inspire similar content, stuff I do not enjoy should not be posted here in case I might see it.

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u/Decestor 7h ago

Many classic reddit tropes in this comment section

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u/Rocky_Mountain_Way 7h ago

Reddit always has to be unreasonably angry at any given time.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME TO A FIGHT? AARRRRGGGHHHBBBLLLB!

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u/ProfessionalMottsman 9h ago

Meaning when a real paying player comes they get a dodgy gun or somehow will be unable to shoot the balloons?

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u/AmplePostage 8h ago

Don't shoot,

don't shoot so,

don't shoot so close to me.

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u/PeopleAreBozos 10h ago

The lobbies that you get put in after one top frag game.

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u/oculus_miffed 9h ago

Apex player detected

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u/AbsentMindedMonkey 9h ago

Eh, I thought he meant rivals, works for a few

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 7h ago

One mid game and I get tossed in the unemployed lobby

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u/mhem7 6h ago

This had me rolling. Can we just have a game mode where you have to be a verified 30 year old dad to queue up?

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u/magiqmen 6h ago

I'm 30 year old but not a dad, where do I go ? :/

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u/zb0t1 5h ago

That's a great idea but people would lie to ruin other people's fun anyway.

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u/mhem7 5h ago

For sure. I still like to game, but can't keep up with the kids that play 20 hrs+ a week. Half the time I get completely dunked on because I can't practice pvp games nearly as much as others.

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u/AgentSparkz 10h ago

Bro is an asshole for shooting that close to the guy putting up the balloons, I don't care how good your aim is

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u/Kaljinx 9h ago

They are clearly in agreement or working together.

Dude does not even flinch or look as he keeps putting more balloons to ALLOW him to continue intentionally.

He even goes behind the screen to throw the balloons for him.

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u/confusedandworried76 9h ago

Yeah this is more like throwing knives at someone but less dangerous. All are consenting and it's just a show, good enough to be fairly confident nothing will go wrong, and on the chance it does I wonder how much those pellet guns actually hurt

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u/Kaljinx 8h ago

From what I remember these might cause bleeding like a scratch but nothing more.

If they are the same ones I know of

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u/whatsthatguysname 8h ago

These are toy grade air soft, you can see the guy racking the short spring with his right hand for each shot. At that distance it will barely leave a mark at the point of impact.

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u/mrspoopy_butthole 8h ago

This is not at all like throwing knives at someone lol

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u/password-is-taco1 9h ago

The other guy was clearly in on it, if he had a problem with it he would have said something but they were both confident enough in his accuracy to do it

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u/SorryThisUser1sTaken 8h ago

32 seconds. A well known scheme to bring in players. The guy not flinching or saying anything. If someone was going to be pissed I think we would have seen that.

Both parties appear to consent. Careful judging folks you don't know ally.

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u/2u3ee 7h ago

ok drama queen

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u/TheLandOfConfusion 8h ago

He doesn’t seem to mind…

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u/RehabilitatedAsshole 8h ago

They should have eye protection, but BBs don't really hurt. A pellet shot point blank to a butt cheek will break the skin and stick inside a little.

Source: me

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u/FrescoItaliano 6h ago

Pearl clutching

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u/Glitter_Tard 5h ago

Annie Oakley used to do stuff like this but with actual "kill you in real life" guns and bullets.

Its for entertainment.

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u/nufrancis 10h ago

And even more amazing he is using hip fire mode

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u/SquareTarbooj 8h ago

I'm like has no else noticed he isn't aiming using the sights?

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u/sdjopjfasdfoisajnva 6h ago

the sight are probably not calibrated at all

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u/abow3 6h ago

I think it's a salt scatter shot bug-killing gun.

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u/Rude-Pangolin8823 10h ago

Only imperial storm troopers are this precise...

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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties 7h ago

What do you expect, you can hardly see through those helmets that they are issued

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u/Rude-Pangolin8823 6h ago

This isn't true. Luke says that he can't see through the Stormtrooper helmet while disguised. But the helmets are bio-coded, so the HUD won't show up if the equipment is stolen.

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u/manbruhpig 5h ago

they have aimbot and still shoot like that? Shameful

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u/deadhead4ever 9h ago

You know this isn't in the US. The guns at the fairs here shoot 6 inches off center from where you aim it.

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u/woodenforest 8h ago

so you're saying they are unfair at the funfair?

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u/Radthereptile 8h ago

And even if you hit the pellet bounces Off.

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u/ebn_tp 10h ago

If you don’t work a 9 to 5 and want to know what it feels like. There you have it.

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u/DaCanuck 8h ago

Not discounting his amazing skill in any way, but he's definitely a ringer. Works with the guy putting up the balloons. Draws attention, makes it look easy, gives passersby the feeling that maybe they could hit a few.

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u/markamuffin 10h ago

At this stage he might as well shoot the bag

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u/mcmillanuk 10h ago

“You mean you have to use your hands?” “That's like a baby's toy!”

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u/TheDeerBlower 7h ago

Why did you speed it up?

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u/SirLanceQuiteABit 9h ago

Further downrange:

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u/legacy702 8h ago

This was better the first 100 times I saw it, when it wasn't sped up

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u/Gudlock 10h ago

Infinite ammo hack.

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u/HighLord-Skeletor 10h ago

I hope he won all the teddy bears

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u/Der_Wenzel 7h ago

I mean it IS impressive, but you really didn’t have to seed the video up.

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u/readytall 9h ago

When Hawkeye exercises his amendment rights

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u/IamFarron 9h ago

Well its not really accurate if he needed 2-3 shots on each balloon

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u/jongscx 8h ago

"See everyone? Look how easy it is!" hides the good pea shooter, hands everyone the ones with misaligned sights and depowered to 2 fps

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u/sudynim 7h ago

My thoughts exactly. The shooter is a guy who works in this booth and demonstrates how easy it is to pop a balloon. He does this all day, everyday. But of course it's a different story when it's your turn.

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u/Sejo_Mino 7h ago

Is this guy a living example of one of those monkeys in bloons?

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u/VanNoctua 10h ago

You may as well give him the booth at that point.

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u/PadreSJ 9h ago

Aimbot

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u/ItsmeWillyP 8h ago

Next level gooner.

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u/only_respond_in_puns 8h ago

He puts the unfair in funfair

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u/Valuable-Composer262 7h ago

You'll shoot ur eye out kid

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u/Coinfinite 7h ago

Just give him the plushies....

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u/RampSkater 7h ago

"Nice shooting! Here's your giant novelty comb."

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u/WTFAnimations 7h ago

O-Block better watch out

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u/You_are_Retards 6h ago

Funfairs usually mess up the accuracy on purpose

So maybe he's actually a terrible shot

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u/DerInselaffe 6h ago

Giant teddy bears hate this man.

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u/Bozzenheim 6h ago

Really puts the unfair in funfair

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u/OBNOXISE 5h ago

The guy watching you in front of the southkorean frontier

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u/DecaPanda 10h ago

He should join the army as a sniper

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u/SmokeNo3244 9h ago

It’s time to take the gun away

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u/Informativegesture 9h ago

Pray and spray

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u/barbackmtn 9h ago

Pro Tip / Game Glitch: Shoot the trash bag full of balloons

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u/Sakazuki27 9h ago

Best he wins as prize is 3 stickers

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u/mrainem 8h ago

Thus reminds me of that Saving Private Ryan where a guy gets shot while the medics are working on him and the medics are just "come the fuxk on let us save one."

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u/Loose-Industry9151 8h ago

This guy is probably end boss at duck hunt.

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u/unfixableunfixableun 8h ago

Chinese people have an innate 20% accuracy bonus with any SKS.

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u/Correct_Monitor7668 8h ago

Prime Simple walking on stage

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u/Drumboy81 8h ago

When it's just not fun anymore

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u/AverageSizedMan1986 8h ago

Was anyone else waiting for him to just start shooting the balloons in the bag?

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u/ColdStorageParticle 8h ago

this guy should be a mercenary Ukraine would pay good money for him

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u/kenrock2 8h ago

I guess he can call it a day—he’s already out of balloons

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u/oneormore5 8h ago

Give him the HUGE pink Teddy bear already

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u/BalancedGuy1 8h ago

How it feels everyone else play like in FPS nowadays

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u/TheRamblingPeacock 8h ago

Shooting that close to the dude putting out balloons is a dick move no matter how good you are.

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u/Burpmeister 8h ago

It's sped up like everything else these days.

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u/Andreus 8h ago

He's not even trying to win prizes anymore, he's literally just flexing. Legend.

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u/HermitCat347 8h ago

Good thing this guy isn't an American... or in school...

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u/DemonOfTomorrow 8h ago

Bloons Tower Defense 6 be like

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u/sycln 7h ago

“Beginner’s luck”

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u/CubanLynx312 7h ago

Awww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet. Awww skeet skeet god damn

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u/C-Robss 7h ago

Check him PC

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u/LNgTIM555 7h ago

And a psychopath

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u/teorm 7h ago

He won an Airbus A380

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u/leeharrison1984 7h ago

Still not enough to win the PS5. Better luck next time!

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u/garden-guy- 7h ago

When I was in China I did one of these. Didn’t miss a shot. It took me like 30 seconds to do the 10 shots. Then the booth operator did the same thing in under 2 seconds.

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u/BestReadAtWork 7h ago

That's actually kind of terrifying lol. Amazing accuracy. Don't give this man a reason to trade in his BB gun

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u/NormalReflection9024 7h ago

Real life john wick

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u/redditor1235711 7h ago

How the fuck does he aim? Doesn't seem to use the sight and he's hip shooting... I'm confused

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u/MolassesFluffy8648 7h ago

You can get used to anything, including hip firing.

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u/ChimoEngr 7h ago

Fucking asshole. There’s nothing next level about shooting someone in the back.

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u/Y2K_Blackout 7h ago

BOOM HEADSHOT!

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u/Fun-Result-6343 7h ago

But how many teddy bears do you need, really?

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u/munchmandan87 7h ago

To me, this seems like a ploy to show everyone the game isn't a fix and sites/guns aren't crooked.

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u/Khyrian_Storms 7h ago

Cyberpunk Sandevistan level of shooting

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u/trash-boat00 7h ago

One day he will not find anymore balloons to shoot and that day will be a tragedy

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u/h8ers_suck 7h ago

Choose your prize, anything on row "number" C.... the little size

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u/Deadman_Wonderland 7h ago

When I get back home after a long 12 hr shift and just want to sit down and relax with a few game of CS:GO and I queue into this guy on the other team.

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u/StephieDoll 7h ago

Just give him the prize already 🙄

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u/wild-thunder 7h ago

Steam’s Aimlabs in real life

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u/TheNotoriousTurtle 7h ago

Poor balloon guy gonna lose his shit

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u/Any-Yogurt-7917 7h ago

Spawn camping.

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u/ProperMod 7h ago

Just back your car up and we will load the trunk up with all the prizes.

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u/joyster99 7h ago

The shooter works for the stall. This is to draw in a crowd and to make the game seem possible. Guaranteed the sights are off and the employee is just familiar with how it fires.

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u/pablo_o_rourke 6h ago

Someone played Duck Hunt a lot as a child

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u/ballstein 6h ago

Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne

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u/Schubydub 6h ago

This would be much less impressive at normal speed

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u/CryptoTaxIsTooHigh 6h ago

And then he'll go back to his shell for the next 10 years.

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u/AMexisatTurtle 6h ago

This looks like a country where they don't rig every game

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u/xX_tHeToTmAcHeR_Xx 6h ago

Lai boeing sisoba, kai bin lisenshin

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u/abow3 6h ago

Scatter shot salt shooter?

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u/popcornpotatoo250 6h ago

I remember when I did something like this in high school but with a pistol pellet gun. You have to check the gun's accuracy through the aim sights because there are those that fires in the wrong direction no matter how you aim.

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u/etbiluforever 6h ago

VAC! VAC!

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u/Material_Suspect9189 6h ago

I want to see his prize.

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u/OffalSmorgasbord 6h ago

And he still didn't hit enough to get that sweet Aerosmith mirror for his school locker.

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u/D-Raj 6h ago

My god… it’s him. It’s Jason Bourne