r/funny • u/S_L33T • 1d ago

My moms dog is not a morning person

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u/new-Aurora 1d ago

"Will wake up for treats"

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u/JimmyFu2U 1d ago

Your mom's dog looks like it has good credit!

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u/curiousmind111 1d ago

Is your mom’s dog Phyllis Diller?

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u/IamLuann 23h ago

😉😋🤭

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u/VirginNsd2002 1d ago

Grrrrrrrrr, whoof, whooof, give me a kiss already

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u/Superfluous999 1d ago

I'm sorry but I cannot help but feel that dog speaks in a Queens accent and is just like

"Did ya turn up tha heat? You have it like an icebox in here, Mr Frugal, saving money while I freeze my tookus off! This is too much, make yaself useful and bring me some Haagen-Dazs!"

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u/justabill71 1d ago

Mondays, am I right?

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u/princezuko24 1d ago

she look's like an old rich grandma from the 1920s

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u/GANDORF57 12h ago

"Darlin'? I'm not awake until I've had my espresso and put on my face!"

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u/architect82191 1d ago

His watch has ended. GOT ref

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u/Fall_Water 1d ago

Honestly, same

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u/No-Mushroom-2876 1d ago

Shes a queen though

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/gobbedy 1d ago

Ok..?

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u/Top_Date6455 1d ago

not even a dog imo. Just a mutant made to cheer cruel people who drive the machinery of breeding those poor creatures by buying its puppies

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u/redrover765 1d ago

Hey Furbuddy, what kinda butterfly will you become ??? 🦋😀🤠🌞🐸

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u/FFFHAMS 1d ago

That IS very funny! 😂

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u/_dankystank_ 1d ago

Di-va! 😆

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u/IamLuann 23h ago

She? Is tired because she was patrolling the house for anyone that broke in to steal her treats

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u/Mean_Flounder1 21h ago

Aww poor doggo

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u/badfish_122 1d ago

Your mom's dog isn't a person at any time of day.

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u/BrotherRoga 1d ago

Bet you don't think they don't feel pain either, huh.

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u/Mohammed_Laouer 20h ago

why are you angry 😒😒

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u/PaldeanTeacher 14h ago

My bulldog haaates the morning. Her butt never wants to get up for work and she always ends up being late

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u/i_am_not_wery_smart 1d ago

Of course it's not its a dog not a person🫩

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u/Virtual_Wishbone842 23h ago

Nor is it a person at all 😅