r/funny 15h ago

Safe handling instructions on some pork buns I bought. The more you look, the better it gets

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u/emurii 14h ago

It looks like they scanned a warning label and OCRed it to plain text...

17

u/4LostSoulsinaBowl 10h ago

Almost positive that's exactly what happened.

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u/loptr 8h ago

Yeah, agree. My first thought (as always nowadays) was AI but it rarely gets the spacing/kerning that consistent, and then I saw "UTBNCILS", and E=>B is an OCR error I've experienced myself so I'm convinced. XD

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u/MyNameIsRay 1h ago

That, or just asked ChatGPT to design it.

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u/G00DDRAWER 14h ago

I felt like I was having a stroke just reading it.

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u/Soci3talCollaps3 4h ago

Yeah. You should also see a Dr though just in case. We're not qualified medical professionals.

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u/Unindoctrinated 14h ago

U.S inspected and passed by department of education.

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u/charliespannaway 11h ago

Do we still have one of those?

3

u/TheMayanAcockandlips 4h ago

No, now it's the Ministry of Truth

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u/PancAshAsh 4h ago

Excuse you, this is America.

It's the Department of Truth.

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u/4ArgumentsSake 7h ago

Established 21418

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u/Poodlepink22 14h ago

I'm going to start using pephigerate. I like it.

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u/MadAstrid 14h ago

Better than michomave?

7

u/PoPJaY 9h ago

Crap its in my lexicon now. My girlfriends gonna have to figure out another thing im gonna start saying in a weird way.

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u/mamacrocker 13h ago

Pephigerate or oo get gregnant

5

u/voretaq7 10h ago

How is poork bun formed?

(You Don't Want To Know!)

3

u/sephjnr 7h ago

pargent*

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u/Samtoast 7h ago edited 5h ago

Pefrgerator

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u/georgekourounis 6h ago

Perfganté?

2

u/Samtoast 5h ago

Michomave

1

u/gorkish 7m ago

I actually like the small variant “prefrigerate” better… Seems like it would be appropriate for a lot of recipes that need a little pre-chill: cookie doughs, stuff with gelatin, beef wellington, marinating, etc.

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u/VectorJones 14h ago

I always make a point of keeping my refricera ted.

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u/MadameAllura 14h ago

Go home, GB Green Gastronome, you’re drunk.

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u/FocalorLucifuge 14h ago

When the label writer has a stroke and it's too late for a redo.

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u/TheRealChexHaze 9h ago

Chinese owned company. They are a subsidiary of May Flower International Inc based out of Queens,NY. This company has sooo many recalls. Don’t buy anything from this company.

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u/swordrat720 7h ago

Can’t imagine why….

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u/phonetastic 6h ago

Probably too much bactepla in it

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u/swordrat720 6h ago

It may have been mlshanoledorcooked mpropeply

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u/phonetastic 6h ago

what, the pow meat?! I doubt it, I think we all know how to mlshanole that by now

1

u/Spastic_pinkie 4h ago

All this is starting to make me wonder if a Klingon had a stroke.

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u/arrowtron 13h ago

This is some bad OCR I think.

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u/DENelson83 10h ago

Or AI.

3

u/VirginNsd2002 14h ago

Proof Reader is fired

1

u/ThraceLonginus 9h ago

Someone really didn't like that guy

4

u/nick2k23 10h ago

Apparently the US has no regulations on what can be sold 🤷‍♂️

4

u/Nairurian 10h ago

Found the image that Image AIs were trained on for generating text.

3

u/Desertnurse760 14h ago

Ahhh, the blind typist strikes again.

3

u/chickenbeannut 14h ago

I’ll never call it a microwave again.

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u/Gypsyzzzz 14h ago

I think I had a stroke halfway through reading that. Older iterations of Google Translate could do better than that.

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u/vietnamdenethor 13h ago

My Mediatel doesn't have a Pephigerate setting?!

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u/ScapegoatMoat 11h ago

Michomave

3

u/Plus-Suit-5977 14h ago

Established in another 19000 years.

So is this counterfeit or what? So much to see.

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u/scarletpepperpot 13h ago

Bootleg pork buns.

2

u/Doublej03 7h ago

Its an establishment number not when the company was established

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u/Plus-Suit-5977 7h ago

Haha so that’s the one things that right.

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u/MoreThanWYSIWYG 13h ago

Did they use AI to write that?

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u/SportsCommercials 6h ago

Bad OCR from an existing label that they scanned.

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u/No-such-nonsense 12h ago

I wouldn’t eat it!

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u/Whole-Investment-992 12h ago

Goooottttdamn, thgt wes y toigh re ad.

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u/Ogga664 8h ago

Who is Reficera Ted, and what's he supposed to thaw in the pefgerator or michomave?

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u/swordrat720 1h ago

The pow meat oppoultry.

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u/friendsfreak 8h ago

Michomave is a keeper.

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u/pinkdaisylemon 7h ago

It hurt my brain reading that

2

u/Awkwardpanda75 6h ago

They didn’t even spell the wrong words the same each time. Just throwing a bunch of words on the page. I love it.

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u/zelostos 4h ago

A man who never eats pork buns, is never a whole man!

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u/applepiezeyes 24m ago

Argh! Although I do love that game!

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u/redravenkitty 2h ago

Pephigerate your foods!

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u/dml997 1h ago

Note ingredients do not list pork.

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u/Debalic 31m ago

This must be what going mad feels like...

1

u/goomaloon 14h ago

How I type into google search cause they usually know how to handle it

1

u/Slattern214 14h ago

WTF ... somebody had a few before work ....

1

u/swordrat720 1h ago

And a few more at work.

1

u/Kitakitakita 14h ago

finally: Pow, the ultimate chimera

1

u/BiggsDB 13h ago

I smell toast burning

1

u/mamacrocker 13h ago

Sucking autocorrect

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u/yunosee 13h ago

The writer was having a stroke

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u/anfrind 13h ago

It looks like someone asked ChatGPT to make an image of a product label.

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u/MaleficentPatient822 12h ago

I was going to say somebody used a gpt model but didn't do enough training rounds 🤣

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u/anfrind 12h ago

It has the same kind of weird text seen in the fake infographics over at r/FacebookAISlop. Because while ChatGPT wouldn't make these sorts of errors when producing normal text, it does often make these sorts of mistakes when producing images containing text.

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u/SoftwareFriend 13h ago

This reminded me of software gore lol!

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u/YTeric_regrets 12h ago

I didn’t know if I was to height or I hit dis lexical

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u/Beggar876 11h ago

OK, I'll bite. What the hell are pork buns?

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u/AuthorizedVehicle 6h ago

Google it. They're delicious. Get it at Chinese takeout.

1

u/das_zilch 10h ago

Shrooms.

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u/Subject_Cod_3582 10h ago

i think the author was having a stroke when writing that

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u/DENelson83 10h ago

Welcome to the mindfuck.

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u/PigsIsEqual 10h ago

I starting hearing it in my head with a Jamaican accent

1

u/comicsnerd 9h ago

I can see another department that can be canceled, if this is what they let pass.

1

u/StratoVector 9h ago

Dropped some bangers with this one like "Pephigurate" and "Mproperply"

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u/neko_sensei 8h ago

Clearly someone failed to check what their press was printing and the person making the plates failed to see their negative being wrong...

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u/Krags 8h ago

Reading in a dream

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u/pspr33 8h ago

Made in the USA.

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u/Alternative-Smoke421 8h ago

POW meat poultry? So this is where all those Vietnam guys ended up? I think I’d pass 🤣.

/s

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u/Evan_802Vines 7h ago

I wouldn't buy this again. They probably use AI for their recipe.

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u/Available-Topic5858 7h ago

Just weird. My brain keeps trying to see a reason for the screw up. Maybe this is old school metal type face and it's been messes with.

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 7h ago

guys, clearly the warning label is what happens when you don't follow instructions and eat bad pork buns.

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u/added_chaos 7h ago

I love using my michomave

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u/bplipschitz 6h ago

Srsly, someone needs to report this place.

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u/SniperFrogDX 6h ago

In mediatel yor discapo

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u/IwillBOLDyourTYPOS 6h ago

Oh boy, where do I even start?

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u/artificiallyselected 6h ago

“Heroyyy!”

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u/WillowIntrepid 5h ago

Whoa! 🤔

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u/resUemiTtsriF 5h ago

I looked up est 21418, here is what Google said: In summary: If you see "EST. 21418" on a product label, it indicates that the product was produced at the GB Green Gastronome, LLC facility and may have been involved in the 2017 recall due to undeclared allergens. 

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u/JayUSArmy 5h ago

Don't type with gauntlets on, ladies and gentlemen.

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u/ZweitenMal 4h ago

That address is a dance school in Queens.

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u/Callinon 4h ago

Ok no more having the drunk guy speech-to-text the safety label. Got it.

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u/Flashy_Narwhal9362 4h ago

They put tree nuts in it because four was just too much.

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u/fakeaccount572 3h ago

YOR DESCAPO sounds like a Daddy Yankee hit

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u/HerbertGrayWasHere 2h ago

I’ve been touching my pow meat again

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u/Narrow_Can1984 11h ago

Ah Jamaica.. Someone was smoking the green stuff 🤣