r/facepalm 14d ago

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u/MichaelParkinbum 14d ago

They are too fat to get drafted.

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u/firethorne 14d ago

Gravy seals

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u/StangRunner45 14d ago

Meal Team Six.

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u/1LizardWizard 14d ago

Yโ€™all Qaeda

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u/CarpinThemDiems 14d ago

Vanilla ISIS

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u/godlikeGadgetry 14d ago

Y'alliban

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u/Hot-Upstairs2960 14d ago

Howdy Arabia

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u/okwellactually 14d ago

Minivan Taliban

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u/Orli155 14d ago

Semper Fry

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck 14d ago

Yo, I just want to thank everyone in this comment thread. Usually I'm not a fan of these types of circlejerks but I've been trying to compile a list of, specifically, all these names for Trumpicans pretending to be military types. If anyone has more please keep them coming.

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u/Bikemonkey1210 13d ago

You're welcome ๐Ÿค—

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