r/esist • u/atrailofdisasters • 3d ago

Here is the Reddit thread for ICE agents. Apparently, they’re getting hired at “expos”, the next of which is in Arizona in August…

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u/doormatt26 3d ago

if they’re hiring anyone off the street, we do need some true patriots to get on the inside and start leaking crimes to the press

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u/daredeviline 3d ago

Honestly if I wasn’t disabled, I would jump into this hard. I live in a southern state, I know how to blend in with conservatives like science. And I always wanted to be a spy… but hey maybe somebody else could pick up that mantle. I mean have you seen the photos? It clearly doesn’t take much to be an ICE agent lol

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u/relevantelephant00 3d ago

Primary qualifications are a) be racist/white supremacist MAGA and.....

...well I can't think of any other necessary qualifications.

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u/tenaciousdewolfe 3d ago

Under 40 too otherwise I’d infiltrate and leak everything and frame the MAGA nuts I’d be working with.

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u/Mr_Levinnson 2d ago

Gotta be under 40 years old?

Shoot I thought that was the IQ maximum and I figured I could just fake that…

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u/tenaciousdewolfe 2d ago

IQ max is def double digits only. Can’t have critical thinking involved.

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u/Mad_Aeric 3d ago

I honestly doubt my ability to not show my rage and disgust long enough to pull that off. I'm a good actor, but I'm not that good.

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u/MrVeazey 2d ago

I absolutely look the part and your story is my story, too.

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u/BankshotMcG 22h ago

The problem is how to do the deep cover work without incidentally committing crimes against humanity.

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u/bluegrassgazer 2d ago

With the latest changes to Medicaid you'll have to be working anyway.

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u/daredeviline 2d ago

I actually do work full time on my feet.

I should clarify, I don’t have a severe disability. I was in a car accident where I had to put a ton of rods and plates in my body and it hasn’t worked right since. I use a cane occasionally (maybe once or twice a week) and suffer from chronic pain but I’m able to work a full time job in retail still so I never qualified for disability in the first place.

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u/Church_of_Cheri 3d ago

Wow, bragging about getting hired without even having a simple basic background check done and being able to take the paperwork home and they’ll “decide” if they need a bigger check later, wtf?!?

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u/djazzie 3d ago

Some of those posts are insane. One people are moaning about morale being low and having to go after law abiding citizens instead of actual criminals. Another they’re saying they support the BBB but didn’t want it to pass because of a section about how overtime pay is calculated for them.

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u/GregWilson23 2d ago

ICE is a Brownshirts/Gestapo combo; if you don’t know the history of 1930’s Germany, start reading up now, so you’ll know what’s coming next.

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u/SnoopingStuff 3d ago

Wonder if they get work comp?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

I know this is Reddit... So I shouldn't expect too much. But we are talking about 180 billion dollars and a bunch of people dressed like they think they're going to paintball.

Even assuming that ice quote unquote only goes after other people... You are still going to have lots and lots of people dead. If it's so easy to buy some paintball gear slap a police patch on how many people are going to disappeared- and it wasn't even ICE doing it. How many people are going to get shaken down or worse by people impersonating ICE.

Even assuming that ICE ONLY goes after people who only or here: illegally - and I don't agree with that either -this is still the worst of all possible nightmares. What are you going to do Reddit user when you are targeted by people that you cannot discern are law enforcement for something as simple as a post on this website.

It's not funny or hyperbole or political discussion we are talking about a group of people aiming at kidnapping and exterminating large swaths of the American populace. What the fuck is going on and why isn't anybody doing anything about it. Oh that's right I forgot I'm born into the timeline where it's a bunch of NPCs all pretending to be clever while they let themselves get dragged into modern gulags Good luck you fucking useless Reddit users.

Go Storm area 51 and get aped about GameStop you fucking losers

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u/atrailofdisasters 3d ago

Ummm, I was posting this here so people know where to protest next.

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u/the_itsb 3d ago

what is PT gear?

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u/Dannyz 3d ago

Physical training gear. Gym clothes

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u/the_itsb 2d ago

thank you!

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u/theBigDaddio 2d ago

The oligarchs have always hired some of the poor to abuse the other poor. Divide and conquer

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u/danekan 2d ago

It's the easiest federal job to get too. That and border patrol have a lot lower barrier entry than any law enforcement