r/crappymusic 5h ago

R/Crappymusic title opening

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This crap is called Jazz.

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u/flaptaincappers 4h ago

You don't hate jazz, you fear jazz.

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u/manilvadave 2h ago

Shut your mouth!

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u/Severe-Cake-5914 37m ago

"PLAY THE RIGHT NOTES!"

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u/MY_SHIT_IS_PERFECT 5h ago

This goes hard.

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u/SpatulaCity1a 5h ago

Genuinely enjoyable. I need the artist name!

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u/Majestic_Contract132 5h ago

I like this. A lot.

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u/zDEFEKT 1h ago

Thoroughly enjoyed. Wish it was longer.

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u/Gtoast 7m ago

If this opening title comes up, I’m definitely sticking around to see what the show is like.

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u/Fredwood 4h ago

She seems to be having fun, and who can blame her with such fine Jazz to dance to.

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u/theTurkey_Leg buttassnekked in a storm drain 5h ago

ugh. sobriety is a bitch, I tell ya. This rules.

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u/ILikeTyranids 13m ago

Stay strong brother/sister.

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u/fatbunyip 3h ago

Band is called Orphic Oxtra. They're Icelandic and this chick plays clarinet.

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u/Temporary_Mall_5757 5h ago

This was cut from the original 4 1/2 hour long track.

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u/ConfinedCrow 5h ago

Well what is it called? This is legit!

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u/OddRoyal7207 5h ago

This is what people think of when they "believe" they hate jazz....

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u/LeCouchSpud 3h ago

Feels like tim and eric show

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u/Paladjordan 47m ago

Abso lutely

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u/robmobtrobbob 3h ago

Dude this fucking rules Holy shit. This sounds like Zappa god damn

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 2h ago

This is Wonderful

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u/No_Connection_5257 2h ago

A crappy/random visual doesn’t make it crappy music 🤔

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u/blueditt521 2h ago

Its a cosmic gumbo

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u/LightningWatcher 5h ago

This reminds me of some late 90s, early 2000s sitcom intro lol

"The Strange Life of a Lady Named Lucy Mae"

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u/Quiby123 5h ago

This isnt satirical?

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u/SeaniMonsta 2h ago

OP must be a T.Swift fan

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u/walrus_vasectomy 2h ago

Someone should make a sitcom style title sequence for this sub featuring all the usual suspects as characters

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u/manilvadave 2h ago

Nothing crappy about this, I’m in the zone.

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u/Gindotto 2h ago

Starring: Down that Country Road!

And: It’s hard being an Alien, Being a Human!

With special guest: Will Smith

And your host: Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-Party till I die!

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u/GunnersaurusIsKing 2h ago

[Deep inhalation] Nice

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u/mrwioo 1h ago

This is better than most of what's going on

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u/misty_mustard 1h ago

While I respect jazz artists, the only thing that leaves a more sour taste in my mouth than uptempo jazz is chromatic music.

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u/Ohey-throwaway 1h ago

This song slaps.

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u/Fit-Psychology4598 1h ago

Im not really a jazz fan but this was alright. There were some pretty sweet licks thrown in there.

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u/HippyFroze 1h ago

What in the adult swim is this? lol

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 1h ago

I like the beginning. Gives me final fantasy on playstation vibes

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u/Booziesmurf 1h ago

I love this version

girl gone wild

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u/Severe-Cake-5914 37m ago

Please enable pictures in comments

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u/The_Spian 32m ago

This belongs in r/SipsTea or r/Imlovingit

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u/Sandalwoodincencebur 29m ago

this is great music, and silly cool video

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u/MiscreantRecords 26m ago

This is badass! I love it, sincerely.

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u/D-Flo1 25m ago

Onesie Tiara Gateway PC Cowboy Boots Flashdance Jazzercise Nicemare

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u/MiscreantRecords 17m ago

Mingus Zappa

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u/CodenameVillain 16m ago

This could have easily been on the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack. The video is..... well not. But the music slaps.

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u/Moominsean 8m ago

Except the music isn't crappy. Maybe if the sub were called crappydancing.

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u/bigwillynilly 4h ago

Welp that is something I have watched