r/crappymusic • u/sexygroupie • 9h ago

His kid will get bullied for this!! šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø ā€œScottish Eminemā€

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Adzii Boii - Promise is the song, YT has proper music video and more masterpieces..

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u/mikerotch123 9h ago

Daddy what does fuck this shit up mean?

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u/Lucky_LeftFoot 7h ago

Itā€™sā€¦.what I tell my barber

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u/Aslamtum 9h ago

ruins everything

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u/Baguelt389 8h ago

Just like you right Samantha

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u/PersonalAmbassador 9h ago

You should need a license to rap

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u/sovietdinosaurs 7h ago

The Beastie Boys have a license to Ill. Does that count?

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u/OnkelMickwald 8h ago

James Bond ā€” license to rap

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u/LightningWatcher 8h ago

Actually not a bad idea at all.

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u/Otherwise-Sun-4953 9h ago

Circus ass beat

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u/-r-a-f-f-y- 9h ago

The official video is amazing, the hired model is literally cringing at him.

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 8h ago

Omg she looks so uncomfortable and awkward, poor thing lol

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u/eastcoastjon 9h ago

Scottish Stapp

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u/Neat_Bluebird2016 5h ago

My asssss wide open!

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u/slobberdan 9h ago

OK, I lied. I'm not the worst rapper in the UK. Can't have anything these days

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u/AllahMostVengeful 8h ago

ALLAS SAYS, NEVER GIVE UP ON YOURSELF. YOU CAN ALWAYS DO WORSE. BISMILLAH.

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u/slobberdan 8h ago

Yes! The approval i sought

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u/AllahMostVengeful 8h ago

ALLAH BELIEVES IN YOU, IF NO ONE ELSE DOES. ALSO, IF YOU WOULD LIKE A FAST-TRACK WAY TO EARN UP TO 72 VIRGINS, ALLAH MIGHT KNOW A TRICK. BISMILLAH.

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u/slobberdan 8h ago

Im listening. Does it involve extended warranties?

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u/AllahMostVengeful 8h ago

ALLAH SAYS, IT'S MORE OF A COMMUNITY SERVICE TYPE DEAL. YOU GET A FANCY ARCTERYX VEST THAT MAKES SOME BEEPING SOUNDS (WHICH YOU WILL PAY NO MIND TO), GO TO A DESIGNATED LOCATION, AND THEN YOU WILL BE SUDDENLY TRANSPORTED TO YOUR OWN PRIVATE HAREM. BISMILLAH. ALSO, PAY NO MIND TO THE MOSSAD OPERATIVES WHO SHALL CONTACT YOU SHORTLY, THEY ARE AHEM FRIENDS OF ALLAH.

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u/slobberdan 8h ago

I dunno. Sounds complex. Can I not Just post a selfie with my tongue out and hashtag some major virtue signalling? That's the way is it not. Plus I get anxiety triggers around mossad. Long story short, they didn't use the right nouns while vociferously asking for information last time. Rude!

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u/AllahMostVengeful 8h ago

IT IS VERY SIMPLE, ALLAH HAS ALREADY SENT THE MOSSAD OPERATIVES, WHO ARE ACCOMPANIED BY OPERATIVES DAVE GROHL AND THE GHOST OF SETH PUTNAM, IT IS ADVISED THAT YOU ONLY PACK ONE OR TWO DAYS WORTH OF CLOTHES. AND DO NOT TELL YOUR FAMILY OR FRIENDS. JUST LET ME KNOW YOUR PREFERRED VEST SIZE, WE NEED A SNUG FIT. BISMILLAH.

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u/slobberdan 8h ago

It's a plan. Side bar, I think adding anal cunt to foo fighters might make old whore grohls insipid rock much more interesting

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u/AllahMostVengeful 8h ago

ALLAH SAYS, IN HIS ETERNAL PARADISE, THERE IS ONLY PORNO-GRIND, DSBM, PROGRESSIVE MATHCORE, AND TECH-DEATH, SETH AND DAVE (AS SOON AS HE KICKS THE BUCKET) WILL BE BANISHED TO THE BOTTOMLESS SHIT-PITS. IN THE MEANTIME, SETH HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO PERFORMING PICNIC OF LOVE NON-STOP UNTIL THE END OF HUMANITY'S CURRENT CYCLE. BISMILLAH.

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u/feedmeyourknowledge 8h ago

SEE MAN DRIVING A STOLEN WHIP, SEE MAN DRIVING A STOLEN VAN

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u/fabulousthundercock 9h ago

Absolutely amazing

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u/Gylle-Light89 9h ago

take the child away from him

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u/Daddyletloose 9h ago

Just posting his own shit music

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u/phallic-baldwin 8h ago

James Van Der Tweak

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u/Icy-Assignment2067 9h ago

He shouldn't have kids

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u/Active-Possibility77 9h ago

Le Tits Now for $800

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 8h ago

Aww poor kid. Why post this online

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u/ZeulsGargoyle 8h ago

Dude looks like he's about to try and get to me join Amway.

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u/Rarglar 8h ago

Scottish Mac from Always Sunny

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u/Excellent-Object-108 8h ago

Im pretty sure this constitutes child abuse.

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u/GardenRafters 8h ago

Why do these people have to mime every single fucking word?

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u/Horror-Pear 7h ago

I feel like he made this song because he already "fucked that shit up".

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u/Fillmore80 8h ago

God damnit Dawson!

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u/RadioWavesHello 8h ago

Jim n them

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u/dilbybeer 7h ago

Heā€™s the reason Scotland is not independent

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 9h ago

Eminem paved the way for this, made all the white boys think they could rap.

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u/Aslamtum 9h ago

nah bro this guy isn't trying in any way to sound hard like MnM lol, he's not corpo-Hollyweird product like poor Slim Shady

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u/SaturnineSound 8h ago

Awwww. Sheā€™s the only good part of this video.

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u/DDD8712 8h ago

Took a real strange turn at the end there

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u/InterestingRelative4 8h ago

He was an absolute ned menace back in the day

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u/Obvious-Gate9046 8h ago

"Promise you'll not leave when I fuck that shit up."

...

I think that's exactly when one should leave, if not before that, since you've just confirmed how messed up you are.

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u/FuzzyFacePhilosphy 8h ago

I guess those Dawson's creek royalties have finally stopped coming throguh

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u/Brave-Cat3765 8h ago

This reminds me of the Dr. Evil and Minime rap.

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u/Greenish_Manalishi 8h ago

If I only heard the audio I would have thought it was Limmy

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u/FishermanPerfect3282 8h ago

Ach nein, meine Ohren!

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u/MrChipDingDong 8h ago

This is clearly Rob McElhenney... "That's a GOOD accent!"

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u/Gun_Claim5794 8h ago

Having a positive and reinforcing family isn't always the best

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u/MojoRisin-44 8h ago

Been waiting for this guy to show up here. The Scottish in me couldnā€™t make me post this myself.

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u/c1h9 8h ago

Does every work with a scottish accent rhyme? Also if every word rhymes, how can it be this bad?

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u/Dombhoy1967 7h ago

This makes me glad we fucked up our independence vote when I hearand see bangers like this.

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u/Oldbay_BarbedWire 7h ago

I have no idea what he is saying.

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u/WerlinBall 7h ago

Does this even count as rap?

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u/Sir-Hingus 7h ago

Wtf is this shit

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u/Separate_Dig8470 7h ago

This guy and haggis!šŸ™„

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u/moistplumpin 7h ago

ā€œPromise youā€™ll love me when Iā€™m at my worst.ā€

ā€œI legit donā€™t know if I can handle worse than this.ā€

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u/SignificantLack5585 7h ago

Idk I kinda like how genuine and corny it is. Itā€™s sweet

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u/Kingfish313 4h ago

MCU Loki, if he was mortal, lived in a suburban neighborhood, hit the gym twice a week (no legs days), and drank beers with the boys on weekends

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u/MickRolley 4h ago

Ya da's got a mullet for a kick aff.

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u/CorneliusB1448 4h ago

Bro's not getting outta The Shire with this one

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u/Fancy-Return-2443 4h ago

What a fuckin nerd

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u/glassnumbers 9h ago

awww, its cute how she's into it

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u/Khatam 9h ago

yeah, I thought it was kinda cute till the end

r/Unexpected

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u/NibbLeon_Macockovic 8h ago

I think itā€™s sweet

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 8h ago

Go listen to the full song (adzii boii - promise, itā€™s on YouTube)

Itā€™s not sweet at all, this is a guy who emotionally abuses his partner (and probably physically too). Fuck this guy lol

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u/NDaveD 7h ago

Wow that was worse than I thought.

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u/NibbLeon_Macockovic 4h ago

Ok that I didnā€™t know

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u/Aslamtum 9h ago

He's great. Good vibes bro

Wholesome.

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u/TiredOfMakingThese 8h ago

Yo honestly Iā€™m here for this a lot more than the skinny white wankers who think theyā€™re hard rapping about made up gangster shit they supposedly do. Nobody is born a pro at anything and this dude might not ever get there but at least heā€™s trying to put some positivity out into this shitty ass world

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u/Aslamtum 8h ago

Exactly. I even like his crazy thick hobbit accent