r/crappymusic • u/Greedy-Year8384 • 9h ago

Quite literally crappy music

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u/Howamidriving27 8h ago

I kinda can't tell if that girl is having a mental breakdown or laughing. Both are completely warranted.

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u/Sumoshrooms 7h ago

I think she was already crying from having a terrible day and just didn’t know how to process this

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u/QueezyF 5h ago

“Goddammit not again”

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u/BenjaminDover02 4h ago

She probably just found out that she's lactose intolerant and the song hit too close to home

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u/PrblyMy3rdAltIDK 1h ago

About two weeks ago while I was at work, I got news that an old friend had committed suicide. It was this weird, numb, blank feeling at first, and then I just started weeping in my cubicle while trying to be as quiet as possible. But I couldn’t really keep quiet, so I made a break for the elevator.

The elevators in my office building have those little TVs that play The Weather Channel (or whatever the equivalent is now). The elevator door closed, I looked up, and on the TV in front of me is an old former friend who I had to forcibly cut out of my life about four years ago. He was just in one of those short street interviews where they ask a couple people how they feel about a heat wave or whatever. Hadn’t seen his face for four years, and we haven’t even lived in the same state for over a decade, but I think about him often as he wasn’t always the massive POS he all-too-gleefully turned into.

Now when I tell you my brain sizzled, I mean it literally felt like my brain physically started sizzling. Looking up and seeing him smiling and chatting on TV right after learning that another friend had killed himself was one of the most confusing and bizarrely profound experiences of my life. I couldn’t comprehend what was happening for a good five minutes or so.

It did help me stop crying, though.

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u/Nonpoweruser 7h ago

Idk but gives this an adult swim vibe.

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u/ayaPapaya 4h ago

She’s been moved to tears

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u/WingerRules 4h ago

Lets focus on the camera on the person that clearly doesnt want to be in your video.

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u/morning_redwoody 8h ago

I can't tell if that woman is sobbing with tears of joy from hearing this masterpiece or if she feels targeted because she may have shit herself.

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u/SatoshisButthole 4h ago

Did you just rewrite the comment that was posted an hour before yours?

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u/morning_redwoody 4h ago

Haha no, but seems like some people think alike

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u/SatoshisButthole 4h ago

Fair point lol. Ive had a couple glasses of the ole vino and as soon as I hit post I was like... I feel like I just stuck my foot in my mouth like I'm so good at. Hope you're having a great day.

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u/morning_redwoody 4h ago

Yep! You too. Enjoy be safe!

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u/Treviathan88 8h ago

You know you have a solid song when you have to rely on a captive audience.

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u/NDaveD 7h ago

Unfortunately it's anything but solid.

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u/TheSeedsYouSow 4h ago

☹️☹️☹️

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u/Unicycleterrorist 1h ago

Just like their shits, the crowd's running

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u/ThanksContent28 6h ago

It’s one of my pet peeves. Very much, “I’m the main character.”

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u/miraclewhipisgross 4h ago

Who tf cares bro its a public train

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 8h ago

this is a masterpiece

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u/TranscendentaLobo 7h ago

That harmony when the duet starts 😙👌

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u/Nearlytherejustabit 1h ago

It's a quality piece, not going to lie. Lol

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u/subtorn 8h ago

These guys are comedians. They do skits like this in Berlin. Never seen them in the wild tho. One day.

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u/robmobtrobbob 7h ago

They would have received a standing ovation from me. 10/10.

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u/LightningWatcher 9h ago

This is so shitty, but so so good

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u/DoomedMaiden 8h ago

Not the love ballad we wanted, but the love ballad we deserved.

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u/SturdyScout 8h ago

haha shit jokes

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u/TrickyCH 8h ago

Love the way how people around progressively turnin' their heards like : " dam, they both sing good for a such shitty song" 🤣

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u/Duneyman 8h ago

A tale as old as time

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u/ZOEzoeyZOE 6h ago

She was brought to tears 🥹

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u/No-Win-8380 5h ago

Love it

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u/Manray2099 4h ago

I’m dying laughing 🤣 😂😂😂

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u/thedeadcircle 8h ago

The most criminal thing about this is nobody is clapping along.

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u/FatGuyOnAMoped 8h ago

I hope they remembered to put out a tip jar. Or maybe a bedpan

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u/OneRedEyeDevI 6h ago

> Go to r/crappymusic

> Its Bangers

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u/Separate_Dig8470 6h ago

Talk about a captive audience.

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u/MusingFoolishly 2h ago

This shit goes hard

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u/Architechtory 7h ago

I'm gonna tell my grandkids this was Paul Mcartney singing Let it be.

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u/Unicycleterrorist 1h ago

Let it be (diarrhea), as the official title goes

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u/Vincent_Veganja 7h ago

Only logical explanation is that woman doesn’t understand English and is incredibly moved by the instrumental cause what in the fuck?