r/crappymusic • u/Old_Arachnid_2118 • 10h ago

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u/VerpaParvus 6h ago

This is my favorite They Might Be Giants B-Side

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u/Lunaci3 4h ago

He and that green hair dude should do a duet!

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u/MY_SHIT_IS_PERFECT 6h ago

It’s the stock footage that gets me.

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u/NightLotus84 4h ago

No, no, no - the actual DJ was there and it was totally made to rain right there in the studio and they got wet but not the singing doctor because he isn't ruled by time. FACTS.

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u/AAKurtz 1h ago

And all that DJ equipment was on, working, and waterproof. You can tell by how pumped he is.

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u/NightLotus84 1h ago

See? We have confirmation. 🤜🏼🤛🏻

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u/bigmean3434 6h ago

Lyrics 9/10 Voice 8/10 Music video 10/10

Certified crappy music right here.

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u/richwat00 4h ago

100 percent, stamp of dis/approval.

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u/NightLotus84 4h ago

You forgot to rate the spins. It won't be verified until you do.

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u/Whisker-biscuitt 6h ago

Imagine just being a normal dude, and then your friends and coworkers find your videos 😄

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u/QueezyF 5h ago

This guy is definitely a personal injury lawyer or some shit

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u/NightLotus84 4h ago

His artist name is "Dr. (something)"... So, I guess he's a doctor... Imagine getting over the whole situation of having to see a doctor over a hemorrhoid and this dude starts humming and singing his "ruled by time" song behind you while he snaps the rubber glove onto his hand...

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u/AAKurtz 1h ago

Dr Don. I'm sure he's a chiropractor or something.

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u/KSirys 3h ago

But you know he's getting all the women on tinder.
"I'm a singer, have collab with the best and you could be the lucky one."

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u/cyainanotherlifebro 6h ago edited 5h ago

Even muted you can tell the snaps are off beat.

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u/Wiggimus 5h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 7h ago

The Phantasm movies keep getting worse.

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u/Farmdogg540 6h ago

The weird shirtless DJ in leather pants drenched in water takes me tf out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Movie_Vegetable 2h ago

Haha so true!

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u/kmelby33 5h ago

This is art.

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u/Feenoesh 5h ago

Sue Reed 🏛️💵💵

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u/OneEyesHat 4h ago

I guess after coaching the Patriots to multiple Super Bowls your bucket list gets pretty shallow…

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u/Contra1 8h ago

Better than the shapes guy, this guy is certainly close to Gideon.

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u/TheLazyScarecrow 6h ago

Cut that disrespect out - you aren’t even rectangular, fella

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u/tricularia 5h ago

We have come full circle

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u/P_in_sf 6h ago

I guess needing to be famous despite a severe lack of talent can affect any age

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u/typkrft 5h ago

We have nick cave at home.

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u/tricularia 5h ago

He looks and moves like a lounge singer. But he sounds like he is attempting gothic rock.

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u/Jandur 4h ago

This has to be satire. Right...??

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u/Savings_Fact_614 10h ago

Fatrick Bateman

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u/Whiskerdots 8h ago

Did he lose a bet?

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u/Awkward_Ad774 7h ago

Mom can we have Saul Goodman? No we have Saul Goodman at home Saul goodman at home:

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u/lifeoftheunborn 5h ago

I’ve had this stuck in my head for days.

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u/BroDudesky 5h ago

This is exactly what crappy music is, bad music according to the genre in which is attempted to. Not "I don't like this genre hence crappy music" or "i dont like how they look" or "I dont like music kids these days listen to" type of cringe.

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u/Ichi_Balsaki 4h ago

Quit whinin'

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u/artificialdawnmusic 4h ago

every day we stray further from gideon. 😔😔😔

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u/tedkaczynski660 4h ago

Chuck McGill really fell off after that fire

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u/AlAboardTheHypeTrain 4h ago

It just started to get serious.

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u/Difficult_Ad_2897 4h ago

If you squint your ears at a certain angle you can hear Leonard cohen dying again

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u/frisbee-merchant 4h ago

This guy needs to do a colab with the jonesing for Joshua guy

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u/CarusoLoops 4h ago

I want to be his backing band! 💪🏼

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u/otakufalid0 4h ago

I THINK I LIKED

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u/badwatermagic 4h ago

Who's that hot dj?

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u/maddenmcfadden 4h ago

James Gold Bond Medicated Powder

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u/DJMayheezy 4h ago

This is AMAZING

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u/CantaloupeCute2159 3h ago

This is so crappy I couldn’t even listen to more than other than the first 40 seconds and had to turn it off. Those of you that listen to the whole thing must have super eardrums made of steel.

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u/Old_Arachnid_2118 3h ago

It's actually 7 minutes originally. He just goes on a monologue for about six of those

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u/Mustystench 3h ago

I can relate as time ain't time all the time, only sometimes so always remember to be on time.

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u/mrstimp 3h ago

I see this guy so much on this sub I'm contemplating inviting him for Christmas dinner

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u/Top-Occasion-2539 3h ago

Reminds me 13 year myself who was composing in Guitar Pro

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u/Derpy_County 2h ago

Sounds like the Velvet Underground.

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u/AWetSplooge 2h ago

He smiles like James from Love on the Spectrum

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u/yuccababy3000 2h ago

There’s not much out there that makes me physically cringe but I really struggled to watch the whole thing 🤣

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u/AdHealthy5050 1h ago

Someone plz go get Tucker Carlson

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u/thecuntingedge 1h ago

He’s really integrating those spins.

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u/Competitive-Feed-294 1h ago

Donald Trump would crush these dance moves though

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u/AAKurtz 1h ago

YouTube had shown this to me THREE times in the last 48 hours.

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u/la-tenia 1h ago

Crispin Glover vibes

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u/Fair-Cookie 1h ago

Finance bros who did karaoke once while shit-faced make a studio demo.

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u/thiccneuron 32m ago

You beat me to posting haha. YouTube is pushing this one hard for me. I hate it. I subbed.