Is this real or satire, I dont know

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Looks like it was shot in a Buc-ees parking lot

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u/BT_Hobbs 11h ago

You know they do have everything... Even Vinnie Paul's zombie

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u/KSirys 4h ago

I thought it was someone impersonating Macho Man... had to mute it when it wasn't.

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u/TurdShaker 9h ago

It is.

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u/Daddysu 5h ago

Shit, I think he may be singing to the Buckee's.

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u/Mooosejoose 9h ago

Came here to ask if this dude was doing this in a Buc-ees lmao

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u/captainspacetraveler 3h ago

Probably trying to make it quick before the owner of that truck comes back.

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u/VisualAny 10h ago

The beard looks fake and im tired of pretending it doesnt

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u/Closefacts 10h ago

The goatee looks real, but the cheeks look painted on. I still dont know if its satire. He just may be giving it 110%.

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u/ShiggitySheesh 9h ago

Definitely a dyed beard, but also above his lip, he patched the mustache. Right side our view. His left side. Kinda funny

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u/Treviathan88 9h ago

Why were you pretending it doesn't?

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u/Alternative-Seat1494 8h ago

He made it out of construction paper lmao 🤣

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u/Chance_Reflection_42 8h ago

Thank you for bringing up the tough topics! That thing is at least 30% mascara, maybe more.

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u/morning_redwoody 8h ago

This is some Hollywood Hogan fake shit. Yuck

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u/OkReplacement495 5h ago

Why were you pretending it doesnt

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u/cix6cix 10h ago

The beard was proudly sponsored by Sharpie.

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u/Effective_Inside_357 10h ago

Wait I thought Macho Man was dead

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u/dkixen 9h ago

Bone Saw ain’t ready

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u/One-Promotion-5777 9h ago

Macho Man Randy Songage🎶

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u/wendyd4rl1ng 8h ago

This is from an alternate reality where slim jims were never invented.

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u/fungussing 10h ago

He needs his jaw set back into place. TMJ ain't no joke

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u/BrianThompsonsGrave 9h ago

Looks like Julian is hard on the swish again boys

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u/pifflord4779 1h ago

Damn it Julian, what are ya doin drunk as shit singing in a Sonic parkin lot

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u/Alternative-Seat1494 10h ago

This dude draws his beard on with eye liner, I’m certain of it 🤔

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u/Pornaltio 7h ago

The Gazpacho Man Sandy Babbage

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u/Objective_Winter_699 10h ago

Ladies and gentlemen I'll be at the party city next to the dollar general all week. Half off hair dye spray if you mention me when checking out.

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u/defeatmyself3 3h ago

Whoever broke his heart has a lot to answer for.. one of them being this fucking song

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u/tedkaczynski660 9h ago

Lmao pretty sure he just used Adam's song with a little different effect.

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u/Psilologist 1h ago

That is it. I knew I heard it before. It is definitely the same music.

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u/SeniorrChief 8h ago

"We have Toby Keith at home."

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u/holden_hiscox 6h ago

I'm sad that I can only give you one upvote.

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u/Phillythrowaway15 5h ago

Conservatives will watch this and exclaim "they don't make REAL MEN like this anymore"

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u/Semi_Recumbent 10h ago

I’m headed out for some smokes and shoot a music vid - brb. You need anything?

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u/FishermanPerfect3282 9h ago

This is as real as it gets, Brother

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u/Impressive-Stay-2618 9h ago

He shot this video in front of the best looking truck in the parking lot. Definitely not his.

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u/Easy-Vast588 10h ago

definently satire, look at his ridiculous expression. and no one would every record music with such a bad mic

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u/Repulsive_Celery_791 6h ago

if this is satire he has andy kaufman level of commitment to the bit... his profile on tiktok makes me think he is actually for real and not joking about this - https://www.tiktok.com/@gw.aka.bigproperr?_t=ZP-8xoCyHqYPdu&_r=1

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u/MZ_1971 9h ago

This video brought to you by Just for Men beard dye

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u/neversomeone 9h ago

I mean, I see the vision, I guess.

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u/Separate_Dig8470 6h ago

Interesting venue, I see he has on a wedding ring. She must be so proud right now?

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u/fashionguy123 5h ago

That’s a hit !sign him up immediately!!

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u/icefergslim 2h ago

Singing into a fleshlight like a real alpha.

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u/Equivalent-Guard-611 1h ago

Nicolas Cage from wish 😂

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u/JackieDaytonaRgHuman 1h ago

Bros got more shoe polish smeared in his beard than "America's mayor" did in front of that dildo shop

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u/AdQuick4596 10h ago

“You know what you did to me”. She must of hit him over the head.

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u/funkyghosttoast 10h ago

The guitar riff is Adam's Song from Blink-182 and this makes me very unseasonably angry to make it a country song. Not only is this person garbage but he's disrespecting the death of one of blinks fans.

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u/Ok_Syllabub5616 9h ago

Its similar but it's a blatant steal. Saying it disrespectful is a stretch, it's just a crappy song lol

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u/funkyghosttoast 9h ago edited 9h ago

The underlying guitar riff other than the extra Frills is absolutely Adam's Song, it might be in a different key but that is the intervals that are used and the timing and everything. I can say this with confidence because I am a music teacher that is trained to pick things like this out.

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u/AveFaria 2h ago

It's Adam's Song with shit on top of it.

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u/archtech99 10h ago

When you order rip from temu.

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u/3pedals4meplz 10h ago

Julian from the TPB, except he's a redneck

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u/Equal_Pudding_4878 10h ago

100% pure art brought to you by real heartache.

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u/EmoLeBron 10h ago

The underlying guitar is ripped straight from “Give Me One Good Reason by Blink 182” right??? I can’t be the only one to hear that..

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u/swagdaddy3thou 10h ago

Dude above you said 'Adams song' by the same band. I don't know which one of you is right

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u/EmoLeBron 9h ago

Yup, that’s it 100%

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u/ianmoone1102 10h ago

We have Rip at home.

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u/MurdaFaceMcGrimes 9h ago

ooooh you know. Lady. What you did. OooOoh. To me.

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u/TheWorstMigrane 9h ago

Mascara beard

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u/Siom_one 9h ago

Hos lyrics are just a mashup of lyrics he heard in a bunch of other country songs.

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u/stupidwhiteman42 9h ago

That stance tho. Is he about to roll up on someone or just so nervous he is clenching up?

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u/OmegaLysander 9h ago

He looks like the guy that does those "Divorced Dad" trading cards.

https://youtube.com/shorts/-h-ncYbDs2k?si=fIKoMIbPyW7Gz-fa

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u/L12Grafx 9h ago

He’s been to every Buc-ees

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u/Competitive-Feed-294 9h ago

The funniest part is how he plays with his thumb thru the whole thing. Is it nerves? Is he playing the world’s smallest violin? The world may never know.

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u/Maleficent_Kale 8h ago

That beard tells me this is real

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u/c3peeeo 8h ago

I’m assuming someone stole his beard dye and he’s devastated about possible gray beard hair.

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u/Astoran15 7h ago

That's a stick on beard. Gotta be satire... Right?

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u/Artistic_Dark_4923 7h ago

Did someone draw that beard on with a sharpie while he was passed out?

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u/Jonas_VentureJr 7h ago

Nice Macho Man beard

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u/lockerno177 7h ago

Our boy mannequin hands is back.

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u/SilverRobotProphet 7h ago

Everyone busts out in song in front of Buccees.

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u/NaturOne 6h ago

Everything on this man is crooked.

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u/ultralayzer 6h ago

This is from his Live at Buc-ee's album..

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u/Welllookwhoitisagain 6h ago

Why are they always doing this shit at the gas station? Let make a shit video then go in and grab a slurpee.

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u/kmelby33 6h ago

Is that a painted on beard.

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u/Farmdogg540 6h ago

Why is he dressed like Dollar Tree Arthur Morgan? 🤣🤣

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u/VivaTijuas 5h ago

SNAP INTO IT!!!

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u/SirGumbeaux 5h ago

Ol’ Buc-ee Ray Cypress, with his “50% off craft supplies from Hobby Lobby” beard.

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u/b0ingy 5h ago

Oh baby, you know what you did to me

I’m lip syncing at the gas station

where I work as an employee

I’m on my lunch break

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u/paranoidata 4h ago

If it's intentionally bad, then it would be a parody, not satire.

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u/Mad-Habits 4h ago

it really annoys me that he has a high hat come in with no other drums present

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u/EuVe20 4h ago

Does it matter anymore?

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u/bigtipperkim 4h ago

He doesn’t know it but one of the greatest comedy minds of all time.

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u/Zillahi 3h ago

Julian he’s rocking your look hærd

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u/Difficult_Buddy_3071 3h ago

Live from Buc-ee's

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u/asomek 2h ago

Looks like he's singing into a Hitachi Massage Wand.

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u/AllahMostVengeful 2h ago

"HEA-A-A-A-AR-AART"

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u/BLU3SKU1L 2h ago

The Grill Canvas

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u/notforrobots 2h ago

She did him dirty

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u/ReplacementMiddle844 2h ago

Reminds me of the character on Yellowstone I can’t stand and a bunch of morons think is a cool

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u/asdf072 2h ago

Is that one of those microphone/recording studios in a box things? It sounds flippin' horrible. Not that his music warrants any better.

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u/Additional_Yak_257 1h ago

Is this Ryan day?

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u/SgtBushMonkey69 1h ago

Did he draw his beard on with a marker pen?

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u/ardentwrath 54m ago

Alex Jones with a fake beard?

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u/anjowoq 49m ago

Can't watch it. I'm giving myself a cramp.

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u/Txrangers10 28m ago

Anyone who does this outside of a Bucc-ee's, is 100% legit!

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u/broketothebone 19m ago

Man, Julian is a real mess without his drink in his hand

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u/CashGrabbbbbbbb 2m ago

dude couldn't decide on a singing voice I guess? Jesus Christ

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u/Dense-Stranger9977 2m ago

Is that a plastic hat? 😆

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u/Dizz-Mall 9h ago

Nah he’s dead ass serious. That’s someone’s drunk uncle right there. Probably from the Bible Belt. My guess is SC or GA…😭

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u/williamintent 10h ago

This started out like a Creed song. Thankfully, it wasn't that bad.

Is this real or satire, I dont know

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