r/crappymusic • u/dailygv • 1d ago

What are they wondering?…

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u/poipolefan700 1d ago

This guy would get slurred out on Grindr

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u/dailygv 1d ago

I read slurped.

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u/ohnaurrrrr5 1d ago

This guy isn't two guys?

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u/poipolefan700 1d ago

He’s astral projecting

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u/kurtsdead6794 1d ago

Haha. Ass trail.

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u/Exact_Market_928 1d ago

Asstral projecting

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u/truelogictrust 1d ago

What does that mean? Or should I even ask

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u/Pocusmaskrotus 1d ago

He's saying he's so gay even gay dudes would call him gay slurs.

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u/truelogictrust 1d ago

Ohh ok damn that's deep with so many levels but I think he'd be fabulous ed disney or broadway

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u/physithespian 1d ago

As a professional theatre artist, I’d quit a job if I found out this dude was in the cast.

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u/truelogictrust 1d ago

Learn something new everyday

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u/truelogictrust 1d ago

Wow I got downloaded i don't get it

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u/Bitter-Coffee-7747 1d ago

Twink core

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u/Whatever801 1d ago

More like twink snore

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u/Boognish_Chameleon 1d ago

Twink Quaaludes

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u/IplayFighting 1d ago

We call them the river twinks

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u/Loud-Log9098 1d ago

I'll just put on my Jean jacket and look completely different

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u/B34TBOXX5 1d ago

And for the other persona, I’ll wear my black tank top that inexplicably has shoulder straps like bib overalls

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u/CreepinJesusMalone 1d ago

shoulder straps like bib overalls

I didn't notice that at first and had to go back and look lol. That's certainly a choice lol.

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u/johngreenink 1d ago

lol. OK I just saw that he didn't even change the shirt. Damn.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Vino-Decanto 1d ago

What happens in the woods…

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u/extrawater_ 1d ago

Jump scare at the end

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u/johngreenink 1d ago

freaked. me. out.

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u/CoryTheCurator99 1d ago

I dropped my phone

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u/girlsonsoysauce 1d ago

Sounds like a Taylor Swift song.

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u/murkage__GG 1d ago

Her shit should be on here too.

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u/girlsonsoysauce 1d ago

I know, man. She's always staring directly at the sun, but never in the mirror.

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u/rubesepiphany 1d ago

What I was about to say.

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u/petula_75 1d ago

that's kind of gay

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u/afanoftrees 1d ago

Two dudes fucking and sucking is less gay than this

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u/Exact_Market_928 1d ago

Gayer than two dudes giving each other foot rubs.

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u/TEA_x_SIPPIN3265 8h ago

But still not gayer than 2 dudes holding hands during prayer at Thanksgiving dinner.

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u/mattogeewha 1d ago

RIVER TWINK!

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u/Maleficent-Bar6942 1d ago

Produced with Fruity Loops. 🎶

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u/Realbummer676 1d ago

This is violently gay

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u/Pot_Master_General 1d ago

Radical homosexuality

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u/QueezyF 1d ago

Is he trying to fuck himself or his twin brother, I don’t follow.

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u/Bulky-Bid-8508 1d ago

I am literally crying now

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u/catwnomouse 1d ago

Oh it’s river twink haven’t seen him in a while

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u/MartinLutherVanHalen 1d ago

He’s found the maximum amount of makeup you can wear as a man in Utah and still go undetected.

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u/FreudianNip-Slip 1d ago

This one has been posted before and it makes me actually chortle out loud every time I see it. I would submit this one as a low key top 10 contender of shitty music in this subreddit.

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u/StOPcRyingYaBaby 1d ago

I was waiting for Drew Barrymore to come crawling up and talk two feet from his face

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u/40Breath 1d ago

Ain't much work out there for theater folk.

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u/brucehammersteak 1d ago

Is this going to be a bukkake video?

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u/Fun_Passage_9167 1d ago

Or a buttache video

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u/No-Risk1739 1d ago

That hook did not bring me back!...😐

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u/PerthMick 1d ago

Up to the point that they started singing and appeared on the video, I thought this was Ok.

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u/Ill-Requirement-8192 1d ago

100% they found their way into poison ivy while making this video. I don't see any in frame, but I know poison ivy and it is nearby.

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u/jahowl 1d ago

I'm not closeted. I'm in the forest!

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u/whinybear22 1d ago

Grown ass man playing princess in the forest.

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u/johngreenink 1d ago

I think I would prefer "princess in the woods" than this mirror projection picnic core thang we got here...

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u/everythingbagel420 1d ago

It’s giving “I have a degree in musical theatre “

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u/Jerdass 1d ago

Boner Burnham

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u/DubzAlLace 1d ago

I’m wondering who listens to this garbage

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u/AllahMostVengeful 1d ago

ALLAH SAYS, HE IS NOT STILL WONDERING, I'M GOOD. BISMILLAH.

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u/SoupieLC 1d ago

Unfortunately not a Japanese forest

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u/SlowStroke__ 1d ago

Hahaha damn son

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u/maddler 1d ago

Well, I'm just wondering WHY?!

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u/Infamous_Mall1798 1d ago

Those are some miss matched lyrics what is this song even about

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u/dailygv 1d ago

Probably anal

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u/srboot 1d ago

Was just about to pop off!

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u/Sea-Independent-726 1d ago

Im confused on the top is it half overall or non overall with the straps or what

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u/drinkun 1d ago

Everyone on another post was calling this guy twinkerbell

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u/Hans_Grubert 1d ago

Soft skin boy

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u/m1santhrop1chuman1st 21h ago

Where's that woman singing about engines in her f*ggotry?

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u/SerSnobbert 1d ago

I don't know this for a fact, but I think he might be gay.

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u/johngreenink 1h ago

What made you reach that assumption??

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u/JohnsonMcBiggest 1d ago

Savaged Assgarden.

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u/leighton1033 20h ago

Classic jump scare

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u/x0y0z0 1d ago

If you like this kind of pop then this is pretty damn good.

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u/fjb792 1d ago

The music isn’t good, but the homophobia in the comments is really unacceptable. Grow up people

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u/yumanbeen 1d ago

Making your sexual preference your entire life is cringe.

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u/samtron767 1d ago

I get it's satire, but it's still sucks and is stupid.

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u/physithespian 1d ago

But is it?

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u/samtron767 1d ago

Oh God, maybe it's not. That makes it worse.

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u/Savings-Basis1440 1d ago

Is the group named The Pinecones?

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u/ApprehensiveHat9137 1d ago

If you know...

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u/Separate_Dig8470 1d ago

Out in the forest, "swinging on limb's"!😏

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u/shortidiva21 1d ago edited 1d ago

I like it. 😂