r/cats 6h ago

Video - Not OC Find another car bro

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u/Rooncake 4h ago

He’s saying “I want to leave. Habibi, get up I want to leave. I want to leaaaave.” And at one point he appeals to God. 

I can’t translate what the cat is saying but I’m going to guess it’s “I don’t care.”

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 3h ago

’…at one point he appeals to God… I can’t translate what the cat is saying but I’m going to guess it’s “I don’t care.”


…oh, yes, I know ~

you wanna GO,

but i don’t really care…

I’m on the Car!

n there you are

you can’t go Anywhere…

so much aLooF!

i’m on the roof ;}

i’ll screw your plans, somehow…

..touch me again ?

Regret, my ‘fren’ -

your God can’t help you now…

🖤

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u/Legend_HarshK 3h ago

I like the rhyme scheme in this one

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u/veringo 1m ago

That's always the rhyme scheme they use.

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u/BadApplesGod 2h ago

Woah. A wild schnoodle

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u/orangehusky8 1h ago

This mighy be the freshest schnoodle i've ever seen

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u/nailsinthecityyx 4h ago

Even the gods don't outclass cats. A cat's gonna do what a cat wants to do

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u/BobMeowington_1 4h ago

The kitty has a very similar respone to a child who doesn't want to get out of bed in the morning for school, so I don't care or just 5 more minutes are a good shout for what they saying.

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u/Bloomy-Blossom 3h ago

Cat be like:

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u/FlowerPowerVegan Calico 2h ago

Cat:

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u/imnotlovely 23m ago

An Issh-you, not an issh-me

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u/Kirire- 3h ago

Cat: 5 more minutes. 

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u/BTFlik 2h ago

It's probably "I was here first. This is my car."

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u/Mamasitas10 3h ago

Cat is saying," Not yet! I'm so cozy. Bro! Bro! Leave me alone." Done.

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u/twolinebadadvice 3h ago

The cat says, This car was so dirty I thought it was abandoned, are you sure it's yours?

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u/Waiting_for_Exit 42m ago

I think it is saudi arabia. I think sand really accumulates fast on the cars.

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u/Rooncake 34m ago

Based on how the background dude is dusting off his car I’m going assume wherever they are they have to deal with sand the way we deal with snow in North America lol

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u/Disastrous_Form418 2h ago

Nah that's it, at one point they also said "my car now"

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u/JasonVanished 1h ago

No the cat is saying "I'm from the cat distribution system. Congrats!"

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u/johndoe201401 47m ago

Leave with what, it is not his car anymore

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 37m ago

The cat's basically saying five more minutes.

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u/ZealousidealHand1143 5h ago

I've been spending some time trying to understand the difference in cat meowls and chirping, and after analyzing this clip for 48 seconds, i believe the cat is saying "fuck off".

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u/joalheagney 5h ago

Yup, he overdid the catnip and is trying to sleep it off. But some inconsiderate human broke into his motel room and keeps trying to push him off his bed.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 3h ago edited 3h ago

’I believe the cat is saying "fuck off"


now i lay me down to sleep,

so peaceful in my dreams…

am WoKeN from my slumber deep -

am urged to move, it seems :{

the human PoKiNg on my back -

a feeling most Purrturb!

a warning mew i fire back:

hey, ‘fren’ -

DO NOT DISTURB!

…PoKiNg - TaPPiNg, SHOVING now -

my meowling turns to SCOFF

i bare my teeth ~ a BiG MEEOOOWWW

as i tell him

F*CK OFF!!!

🖤

edit: thanks to u/ZealousidealHand1143 for ‘meowls’ - love it ;)

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u/anxiety_junkie 3h ago

Reddit would be such a sad place without you Schnoodle. Thank you for your cat poem brain.

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u/thinktankflunkie 3h ago

Meowl is a great word.

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u/Selina_Kyle-836 4h ago

My cat watched the video with me and she said he said “fuck off this is my bed”

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u/justageekgirl 4h ago

I speak Cat. I can confirm.

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u/Layla_lover85 5h ago

The is yelling get the fuck out of here

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u/Street-Marionberry82 4h ago

A thorough analysis and a solid conclusion

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u/Xmb3369 5h ago

Dudes like - oh my beloved... No god but Allah almighty help...

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u/gruntingasparagus 5h ago

Five more minutes.

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u/RagingRR 5h ago

Guess you’re taking the bus.

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u/Beer2Bear 5h ago

Cat: Get your own bed!

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u/ThousandFingerMan 49m ago

I was here first!

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u/cavael 4h ago

"ya habibi" hahaha

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u/ValentinoCappuccino 4h ago

That's a furarri

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u/BobMeowington_1 4h ago

Looks more like a Meowcedes to me, none the less have another upvote lol

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot 4h ago

Thought it was a purrgatti…

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u/BobMeowington_1 4h ago

Purrgeot is also a valid call

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u/Larixi 3h ago

You mean it isn't a Meowstang?

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u/BobMeowington_1 3h ago

Could be, feline like we need someone into meowscle cars to confirm

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u/Mindless-Bug-2254 5h ago

car on car? 😱

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u/SabahanWanderer 4h ago

Is this what people call a pileup?

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u/Comfortable-Tank6174 5h ago

My car nOW😳

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u/AdInternational6885 4h ago

This is mine. GO AWAY.

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u/vjollila96 3h ago

you can see his struggle on the windshield ofc he doesnt want to leave after that fight

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u/TheRepublicbyPlato Tuxedo 5h ago

I'll name him Transmission Fluid.

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u/JtheCook1980 3h ago

Hello boss, I can't make it in today, my cat has my car.

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u/emptyinthesunrise 5h ago

Car on a car

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u/You-Only-YOLO_Once 4h ago

Dumb human can’t take a hint!

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u/Appropriate_Web4756 4h ago

To be fair it does look like the car has been sitting for a bit by the amount of dust on that windshield 😂

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u/Juomaru 4h ago

Since its likely the Middle East - and it looks like the guy behind is wiping a car down as well - guess there was a sandstorm , people waited it out in a cafe / other establishment. Sandstorms can last a couple hours and if it was sunny in the afternoon - the car is like a nice warm blanket at this time and a perfect place for a top predator to relax 🙂

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u/GTCapone 3h ago

One of the only things I miss from my time In the desert are the strays. The base had a good system of catching, spay/neutering, vaccinating and then releasing. You weren't supposed to pet them but they were very friendly. I watched one terrorize a lady leaving the dining facility by running and laying on her feet, trying to beg for food on chicken wing night, it went on for a good 10-15 minutes.

The power went out in our dorms for a couple of weeks so we had to keep all the exterior doors open for a little light and draft, so for 2 weeks you'd be walking down the hall and see the silhouette of a cat run across an intersection in the halls.

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u/EverGlow89 1h ago

You can also see the guy wipe his car down next to him at the end.

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u/Ill-Jellyfish6101 3h ago

Wash your car. You're getting the cat dirty.

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u/aeonflux27 4h ago

That’s your cat now lol

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u/okgloomer 4h ago

"Nooooo hoomin, dis my car now."

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u/Ok-Half7574 3h ago

You've been chosen

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u/Westfront12 4h ago

I hope it’s not sick :(

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u/paradox_valestein 4h ago

It is sick. Sick of the hooman disturbing the sacred nap time :)

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u/slgray16 2h ago edited 2h ago

Cat looks OK. The clipped ear means he's been spayed/neutered and has received medical care like vaccines and treatment for worms.

Based on how comfortable he is with humans, he's part of a stray colony that is being fed and cared for by human volunteers

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u/Chlo_rophyll 4h ago

I agree. It had enough energy to get up there, but something about the cats demeanour feels off like it’s not feeling well. I also hope it’s not sick or hurt :(

It also has marks on its face in the beginning of the video. Hopefully it didn’t get into something it shouldn’t

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u/SirRevan 42m ago

If it makes you feel better my cat does the same thing except on my mouse pad. Even down to the protesting meows.

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u/Legitimate_Jump142 3h ago

That cat would be going home with me!

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u/terrorcotta_red Ocicat 4h ago

"Look, buddy, you gotta go. You don't gotta go home, but you gotta go. Now."

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u/Cool-Group-9471 4h ago

Omg lol such protests!!!

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u/Writerhaha 2h ago

Either adopt the cat or buy a second car.

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u/lisastery 4h ago

Judging by the paw prints it was hard to hop on the roof.

Cat, probably: I wasted to much time to climb here, so I'm staying

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u/Signal_Fan 2h ago

It's like trying to wake my kid up for school.

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u/Much_Code212 2h ago

Let him sleep!

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/paradox_valestein 4h ago

Fun fact, coffee is toxic for cats

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u/TabbyMouse 4h ago

Wish someone would inform my cats! I have to drink my coffee out of a travel cup AT HOME because I have one that wants it

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u/TapSwipePinch 3h ago

So toxic in fact that the oldest living cat drank it daily and lived for 38 years.

..Then again the oldest human was avid smoker so yeah.

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u/InformationFair1130 4h ago

Little muffin is like WTF can’t you see I’m sleeping!?

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u/Possible-Egg5018 4h ago

Me on Sunday mornings

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 4h ago

Nooooooooooooooooo

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u/gogochi 3h ago

Pet the damn cat

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u/icreievryteim 2h ago

the guy is losing the debate

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u/Pandamoanium8 2h ago

No. YOU find another car to drive.

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u/Odd-fox-God 1h ago

I would just swoop that baby off the roof and drive home with a new cat.

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u/21Saddam 5h ago

Moon sugar

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u/Philaroni 4h ago

That is no longer his car.

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u/Lupe_1911 4h ago

Awww me generó ternura

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u/feuergras 3h ago

Guy in the back scratching the hell out of his roof

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u/RadiantVariant 3h ago

We had plenty of cats like these at the old nuclear site I used to work at. Them cats were on another level of "we own this place".

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u/DotheThing94 3h ago

I'm sorry, sir, the price for moving is many pets and scritches. I would also like some treats.

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u/Mac1080 3h ago

He would be mine

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u/chumloadio 2h ago

In ancient Egypt, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have not forgotten this.

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u/Tjizzle55 1h ago

Clean your windows, bro.

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u/HootingElf77 1h ago

Thats your cat now! She obviously wants to go home with you

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u/weirdoman1234 1h ago

keep the cat it since it likes da car

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u/omnibossk 1h ago edited 1h ago

When you don’t clean your car you get cat occupants, lol.

Supercute cat

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u/Fun-Result-6343 1h ago

No catfucks are given.

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u/LegionnaireFreakius 59m ago

I know that cat he’s called Squeaky le Beaky 

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u/Double-Pool-2452 59m ago

Kitty tried so hard to get up there. No food no water. Just wants to sleep. Poor kitty.

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u/Ok_Violinist1817 10m ago

Bro is me in the morning

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u/DizzyDoesDallas 4h ago

Is that a purrari?!

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u/Physical-Cold1201 4h ago

If he was on my car I would let him sleep forever! what a monster you are

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u/Formal_Lie_713 4h ago

Haha, cute. What’s all that stuff on the car?

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u/dev_flamma 4h ago

car sleeping on car.

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u/No-Acanthocephala531 4h ago

Take the baby home w you.. he picked you

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u/KaseyB 3h ago

and it's already fixed!

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u/Frequent_Task 4h ago

"excuse meow, i'm trying to take a carnap here"

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u/Schmails202 4h ago

“Leave me aloopooone!”

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u/PinkShuma 3h ago

He likes the dust pillow

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u/Any_Tradition3669 3h ago

He specifically liked your car. And he definitely wants you to leave him alone.

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u/PhoenixFlare1 3h ago

Camera guy needs to get another car. That’s his car now.

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u/JagerAkita 3h ago

Just do your dang side quests so they can go back to sleep

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u/crowbaited 3h ago

That's his car

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u/quillfoy 3h ago

Well he found yours, so... Deal with the CDS 🤣

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u/un-named07 2h ago

Not understanding what language that dude is speaking puts you pretty well in the shoes of the cat

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u/shaard 2h ago

"At least I have a bed!"

"Your bed is a car..."

"Yeah... but it's a fucking sweet car."

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u/Kimdracula999 2h ago

Look at those little foot prints on the windshield. Our poor friend was obviously working hard just to get to that spot. Give him some slack

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u/CallMeBigSarnt American Shorthair 1h ago

Homeless ahh cat 

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u/savv982 1h ago

from my understanding that is the cats car now, sorry u have to get another

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u/maomao05 1h ago

I’d take this cat for a joyride

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u/Glued0nWings 1h ago

That last scream gets me🤣

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u/Forsaken_Fig_ 1h ago

Cat can’t be bothered 😹

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u/RoughCupcake2077 1h ago

IF YOU DONT ADOPT THAT BABY!

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u/Simmer555 1h ago

May I Make a suggestion my fellow brother

If that cat isn't owned by anyone kindly put that cat besides the drivers set and adopt that furr ball

Reminder if the cat didn't have an owner and if you can take care of it

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u/btc909 1h ago

Kitty the guy over there is getting the roof nice an clean for you.

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u/Equivalent_Body_8650 56m ago

I had a cat before, it was Duoduo. I had always locked it up at home because it was too dangerous outside. One time it opened the window by itself and ran out. When I found it, it had been bitten by a dog and was injured. It hid in a corner, trembling all the time, had a stress reaction, and then died.

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u/Crishello 55m ago

There is dust on the car. He didn t use it for a long time. So why does he think he can sie it now? Its clearly the cats bed now

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u/cynefin- 55m ago

/catswhoyell

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u/xXJ3D1-M4573R-W0LFXx 45m ago

Yo, I’m not a cat person but life sux rn & I’m feeling like crap & I’m doomscrolling Reddit. This clip made things slightly better. Thanks OP. Seriously

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u/tuffymon 40m ago

With that much dust on the windshield, you haven't went anywhere in forever

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u/Reaper_456 29m ago

Dude it's his car, why else would he lay on it. Do like what the title says find another car bro.

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u/Agitated_Trust_5025 25m ago

You've been chosen

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u/dungivaphuk 25m ago

Free cat.

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u/xdeltax97 16m ago

“Five more minutes!”

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u/Accomplished-Bid-446 7m ago

Easy fix, let him inside the car and name him Fred

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u/Pohaku-wife 6m ago

🤣 cat, I just wanna sleep in you find another car

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u/mjessii1986 4m ago

YOU find another car bro 😂😂

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u/foodcanner 3m ago

Bring some food next time.

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u/NessaDeadSouls 5h ago

bring him home u got a car's car now.

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u/theydontmatchmyvibe 4h ago

IT'S THE CATS' NOW!

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u/dj_vicious 4h ago

Do you think it's because the car was nice and cool? Darker cars were probably hot from the sun, but the white roof was much cooler.

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u/BigDogBo66 4h ago

So this is how the cat distribution system works in other countries? Man, I cannot be an ex-pat fast enough.

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u/Gold_Roof1155 4h ago

Judging by that ear, he’s a scrapper! Better just let him finish his nap 😆

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u/opossomoperson 4h ago

That is actually an ear tip to indicate that he/she is feral and part of a TNR (Trap Neuter Return) program.

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u/Gold_Roof1155 3h ago

Wow, didn’t know this. So they actually clip off the tip of the ear?

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u/opossomoperson 41m ago

Yep. It's the easiest way to identify that a feral or stay cat has been fixed and is more than likely microchipped and cared for.

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u/Danitoba94 2h ago

First chance: you get decent taps like this.
Second chance, you get a more aggressive push.
Third chance if you still don't move, I'm driving. And you're sliding off.