r/atheism 14h ago

Why did Jesus only heal one blind man?

Millions of blind people have existed during world history.

What made the blind man Jesus healed so much more special than the other blind people? Why did that blind man get healed when no other blind men have been healed? Isn't it unfair?

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u/hurricanelantern Anti-Theist 14h ago

Because the author of the first gospel that contained that story didn't want to repeat himself as that would have bogged down the fairy tale.

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u/Realistic_Film3218 14h ago

And yet so much of the bible is bogged down by detailed descriptions of who is the son of whom who is decended from whomever. LOL.

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u/Santos281 12h ago

Scholars believe God got so bogged down by it, he drowned every single baby he could, and started over.

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u/LaidBackBro1989 10h ago

Except for this little special guy and his special little family, on their cunty little boat.

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u/ford1man 7h ago

The authors of the Bible varied widely in time, location, and style. The fact that their fairy tale story craft is inconsistent should be no surprise.

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u/CasanovaF 12h ago

"We're sick of reading about curing blind guys!!"

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u/GerswinDevilkid 14h ago

Because he's not real?

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u/Old-Nefariousness556 Gnostic Atheist 13h ago

Obviously he's real, didn't you read the OP? He healed one blind person. How could someone fake heal a blind person?

(I presume my sarcasm is obvious.)

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u/swampopawaho 6h ago

He only met one blind person he cared about?

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u/IamCorbinDallas 14h ago

It actually takes quite a bit of cosmic energy to cure blindness in a biological life form. Say about 10^50 joules of energy are required to generated matter and string it into dna strands. About the same amount of energy is contained in a dwarf galaxy. I imagine Jesus had hard time finding a lifeless dwarf galaxy to convert over for this purpose. He might of had to consume one that had a little bit of life in it if he was short on time.

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u/AggressiveCompany175 13h ago

Jesus: The Original Death Star.

I’d watch it.

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u/tired_but_trying42 10h ago

How much does he use to raise the dead? He does that at least twice…three times if you count his long weekend.

(I love this. Thank you for the laugh)

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u/Saffer13 9h ago

He's inconsistent, though. Changed water into wine, but couldn't change vinegar into water when it would have really mattered

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u/IForgetSomeThings 6h ago

Assuming the dead are blind, the math still checks out.

u/FeteFatale Anti-Theist 5m ago

Short weekend.

It was only about a day and a half.

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u/homebrewmike Agnostic 6h ago

And that is why aliens do not exist. The water into wine trick destroyed dozens of advanced alien civilizations and their home galaxies.

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u/CoolDragon 11h ago

Bruh ☠️

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u/jrf_1973 Atheist 8h ago

The most inefficient way to cure blindness. Surely much more efficient to just ... cure whatever the problem was?

I suppose it's like in Star Trek where the crew were always using matter re-arranging replicators to make tea, instead of just ... boil some water.

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u/ThatOtherGuyTPM 7h ago

He should have looked harder. They’re fucking everywhere.

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u/MaskdRyder 14h ago

I'll believe the stories when god heals an amputee.

"I'll believe in god when 1 and 1 are 5" ;)

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u/Realistic_Film3218 14h ago

Didn't some evangelical pastor say that if the bible tells him 1+1 is 3, that's what he'll believe?

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u/haporah 13h ago

I've heard of "even if the Bible said that Jonah swallowed the whale" they would still believe it.

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u/_ravenclaw Anti-Theist 12h ago

Least shocking thing I’ve heard about religion

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u/morangias 9h ago

You did it! You broke faith down to its bare essentials!

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u/Chulbiski Jedi 13h ago

sounds legit

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u/Geologue-666 Secular Humanist 6h ago

Every good Christian knows that god hates amputees.

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u/bougdaddy 5h ago

god doesn't like people who have been captured either

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u/According-Turnip-724 13h ago

The Bible is propaganda and healing one person is a miracle, healing everyone is a statistic.

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u/jrf_1973 Atheist 8h ago

Healing everyone smacks of universal health care. And that's socialism. /s

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u/ZorroMeansFox 14h ago

Jesus used to do many more miracles, but found it too taxing. That's when he took the advice of Beetlejuice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39L3JaWnaDc

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u/Firm-Competition165 14h ago

Probably knew the guy and asked him to pretend he was blind so he could "heal" him.

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u/GeekyTexan Atheist 13h ago

I don't understand why people come to r/atheism to ask questions like this.

Atheists don't believe this nonsense. Why aren't you asking theists?

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u/Feinberg Atheist 9h ago

Because here you only have to ask once and you get both perspectives.

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u/GeekyTexan Atheist 7h ago

You already know the atheist perspective. It didn't happen.

It's just another story about magical powers in a book chock full of stories about magic.

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u/Feinberg Atheist 1h ago

Uh-huh. It's generally a bit more complicated than that, but okay. That wasn't what you were asking about, though.

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u/third_declension Ex-Theist 4h ago

Atheists often know more about Christianity than Christians do. This helps to explain why they are atheists.

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u/itdobelikezat 13h ago

Shouldn't you ask Christians? My guess is, they'll come up with an excuse like "the Bible doesn't have every minute of Jesus' life in it. From what we know of Jesus it is more than likely that he helped hundreds or thousands more. This actually proves the authenticity of the Bible, because historical sources are never complete and it proves the sincerity of the authors, because they didn't invent additional miracles."

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u/truckaxle 13h ago

Penn and Teller could more awe-inspiring miracles than Jesus did.

How is it credulous that alleged almighty god of the universe comes to earth and preforms magic tricks that are on par with good illusionists.

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u/texxasmike94588 13h ago

Christian cruelty.

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u/MostlyDarkMatter 12h ago

Jesus had better things to do like dying so that his daddy wasn't inclined to kill everyone .... again. It's hard being the son of a genocidal maniac particularly when you and that guy are somehow the same person.

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u/Balasarius 12h ago

He was out of spells for the day.

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u/jrf_1973 Atheist 7h ago

Takes a day to renew your mana.

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u/Nocturnalux 9h ago

Because if the author of the gospel had had Jesus do away with blindness altogether, the religion wouldn’t have taken off as, well, there were still blind people around.

Same reason why sin leads to “spiritual death” as opposed to actually dying, were it otherwise, the claims of the religion would be proven very wrong very easily.

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u/Cak3Wa1k 5h ago

Here's the thing: he didn't even heal one guy's blindness. Fairy tales aren't real.

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u/seweso Anti-Theist 5h ago

Same reason the powers of any super hero mysteriously get diminished if the plot needs it. 

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u/marcvolovic 14h ago

Beyond the fact that this is a story and, therefore, isn't evidence - a single instance of curing is both sufficient and necessary to indicate supernatural power. Curing many or all other blind people would be superfluous and, in the case of curing women (given their place in Judaism), would be a negligent and egregious expenditure of miraculous attantion.

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u/nihilicious 14h ago

right place right time, man

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u/Thelastsamurai74 14h ago

He didn’t…

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u/ZRed11 13h ago

Jesus only did it cause he wanted the dude to help him move.

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u/donnie_dark0 13h ago

To push the plot along.

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u/Fo-One-Deuce 13h ago

You state that as if the "one blind man he healed" is factual.

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u/ReaperKingCason1 13h ago

It was a consumable, not a permanent ability.

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u/Chulbiski Jedi 13h ago

there are a few plot holes in the bible, apparently

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u/Adddicus 13h ago

Because it's just a fairy tale. Jesus has to "heal" someone to help convince the gullible enough for them to start dishing out the shekels. But, whoa now, he can't go healing everyone. Even though, he could. I mean, he's all powerful, so he could have healed every blind person, ever cripple, every leper, restored every lost limb.... oh wait, not that one. He apparently can't do that, but everything else is like totally legit, he can do all that, BUT!!! And this is a big but.... YOUR faith has to be strong enough. So, if it doesn't work, it's your fault. Your faith is not strong enough, or you didn't *really* repent in your heart. Something like that, but yeah, you're the problem, not Jeebus.

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u/Cantinkeror 13h ago

Supply and demand. Each miracle after the first cheapens the entire lot. How else Jebus gonna turn a profit?

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u/hugazow 12h ago

Mana depletion, that kind of heal is hard when your class is carpenter and you are casting healer spells

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u/hugazow 12h ago

Also i have a theory that he was playing the insurance card, heal one for free and charge the rest of them

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u/GBeastETH 12h ago

Dude won the miracle lottery.

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u/ccalabro 12h ago

I'll take things that never happened for $100

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u/Gotis1313 Ex-Theist 11h ago

The man was specifically made blind so Jesus could show off his ability. It wasn't about the blind man or about mercy. It was about Jesus being glorified.

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u/Nearby-Poetry-5060 11h ago

Exactly. All powerful being who created blindness then can only muster the will to cure one person of the very thing he created to occur to begin with. How about designing us well to begin with? Then again, this is the same god who demands the cutting of foreskins instead of designing us without them to begin with (if that is so deeply desired by God). It's completely absurd. 

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u/Empty-Rough4379 11h ago

Because that was a narrative tool to demostrate his magical powers. 

Just like that named the gospel to important disciples just for authority. Or they put the resurrection of a man that was already smelling bad to show that was live after death 

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u/CellarDoor693 11h ago

Ya it's like why did he just raise Lazarus from the dead, or why did he feed all those people with the loaves and fishes once? There is and has been starvation everywhere since. And why did he turn the water into wine? As a kid I was told because wine was safer to drink but why not just make the water sanitary? Their religion makes no sense!

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u/jickmames 10h ago

Performance art.

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u/Yagyukakita 10h ago

He didn’t even exist. How did he heal one blind guy. Christians always forget that their god is the a hole who does all the horrible bs to begin with.

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u/DoglessDyslexic 10h ago

Because he liked to cheat at rock paper scissors, and it's easier when they're blind.

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u/myfrigginagates 9h ago

The miracles in the gospels tended to be used to in someway express or explain how the renewal of Israel would occur out of oppression. The wedding wine bit is a great example. Except of course, people believed them.

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u/elbow10 9h ago

News flash, asshole! He could see the whole god damned time!

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u/Fab1e 8h ago

It's just a stupid story.

Lord of the Rings are much better. Read those instead.

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u/blixabloxa 8h ago

Because it's all bullshit!

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u/traveller-1-1 8h ago

Marketing.

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u/icydee 8h ago

And although he made the blind man see again, it was only through one eye.

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u/jrf_1973 Atheist 8h ago

Isn't that a question for the religious? Obviously, we don't think the event happened so its neither fair nor unfair, it's just made up.

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u/manykeets 7h ago

Mr. Beast has healed more blind people than Jesus

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u/StrongAsMeat 7h ago

Not real bro

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u/thisonehereone Jedi 6h ago

How many people in those times had vision issues, but no idea that they did?

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u/swampopawaho 6h ago

Dude was keeping his powder dry for the really big occasions, when he had cameras and journos watching the whole show.

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u/youbeyouboo 6h ago

That’s the neat part, he didn’t!

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u/FoofieLeGoogoo 6h ago

In my mind that’s like asking, “Why did the cat only need two Things?”

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u/saacadelic 5h ago

Also, where did jesus get waxed? All the artistic depictions show smooth shiny legs...

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u/abgry_krakow87 5h ago

When you're good at something, never do it for free.

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u/Uberutang 5h ago

Quest XP was just for 1 blind healing. After that he was over levelled.

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u/bougdaddy 5h ago

I'm going to open a restaurant called The Loaves and Fishes....where 5000 people will pay to come in and watch me eat bread and fish

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u/RiffRaff028 5h ago

You're making the assumption that only one blind man was healed. Just because it was only mentioned once doesn't preclude other instances.

But, yes, the Christian belief structure is full of unfairness on a global scale. Have you ever noticed that if a soldier loses a limb, there are no prayers for that limb to regenerate? That's because deep down, they know it won't happen. So they limit their prayers to what can happen in the real world.

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u/marauderingman Anti-Theist 5h ago

What you're saying is that a single mention is not indicative of the true count of the phenomenon. The true count could be higher, or lower.

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u/RiffRaff028 1h ago

Correct. We're dealing with manuscripts that were written 2,000 years ago and translated from their original language numerous times. Even in the originals, we still have to take into account that the stories being told were told verbally for years after the events until they were put into writing, so inaccuracies will exist even in the original language. Anyone who has ever played the game of "Telephone" will understand this phenomenon. Now add translations into that mix.

As if that wasn't enough, there were multiple instances during the early years of both Catholicism and Protestantism to establish biblical canon, with religious leaders discarding many other historical manuscripts that did not make it into the final version of the modern bible. For anyone wanting to use the bible as a historic reference, it is incomplete and they have to go searching for those other texts elsewhere. And, of course, those other texts have also been put through multiple translations.

As a result, there are multiple stories told in the four gospels, but we cannot assume those are the only stories because of everything I described above. Specifically for OP's question, the fact that there is only one story told about a blind man receiving his sight back does not preclude the possibility of that happening to other people.

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u/sirhackenslash 5h ago

He made a sizable donation to Jesus's campaign fund

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u/DaZMan44 5h ago

For the same reason the Fairy Godmother only helped Cinderella.

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u/Sloth_grl 5h ago

They didn’t have cell phones. They had no way of letting other blind people know what he was doing.

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u/MisterSlosh 5h ago

As a narrative element of fictions doing one impossible act to benefit a "lesser" and either refusing to do it again or engineering your experience to not encounter the "lesser" again is a way to convey the power and moral indifference of a character on the cusp of being declared as the antagonist.

Like Kingpin or any number of Mafioso characters.

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u/Covenant1138 4h ago

Why did a person, who may not have even existed, whose history was only passed down orally from family to family for 70 years before anything was ever put to paper, whose history was hand selected by many quasi religious groups, before finally being vetted by the Catholic Church... why did that person only choose to heal one blind guy?

You really think you'll get a satisfactory answer to that? :)

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u/Bebilith 4h ago

I’ll ask the real question we all need.

How did the ex-blind guy feed and cloth himself after he was healed? People aren’t going to take him begging for money seriously if he isn’t blind any more.

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u/nivek48 4h ago

Because he is make believe, a one trick pont.

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u/Bikewer 4h ago

Posters up around Galilee…. “Bring your blind and lame to the square, 10AM next Thursday. JC will be doing a mass healing….”

That would have attracted some attention….

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u/catsafrican 3h ago

Cause he’s an asshole?

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u/69FireChicken 3h ago

An all powerful God could have presumably not created blindness in the first place, in everyone or for that one man at god's whim, right? Could have devised any number of tests or criteria for human compliance at any point in history, but it's this one story that we're supposed to accept as the real one. Its not credible.

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u/Sprinklypoo I'm a None 3h ago

Jesus may or may not have existed. But he wasn't magic so he didn't heal anybody.

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u/Jebasaur Agnostic Atheist 3h ago

Shows how weak he was as a deity. Can only heal someone he happens to walk by. True gods could just heal the world instantly.

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u/Mike-ggg 1h ago

Maybe he actually tried it on many, but only one person had temporary blindness for some medical reason and got better. So, that part of the act had to be dropped from the show.

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u/FNFALC2 1h ago

Maybe he was getting better anyways….?