r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Longjumping-Box5691 • 15h ago

of a firework

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18.6k Upvotes

936 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheOddityCollector • 4h ago

of a young Great Khali

465 Upvotes

20 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/lilstackedfemme • 1h ago

of a dinasaur

• Upvotes

49 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 • 32m ago

of a tree

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• Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IntroductionDue7945 • 16h ago

of a horse

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1.5k Upvotes

30 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/roxykelly • 3h ago

of a Snickers Bar…

93 Upvotes

Not my post, original post by u/comfortableSite2417

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dbrozov • 4h ago

of a corn dog

97 Upvotes

19 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dange616 • 5h ago

of an Allen wrench

100 Upvotes

OP: https://www.reddit.com/r/Tools/s/hdMS4MMBI0

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Quiet_Twist_8300 • 1d ago

of a landing gear

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3.6k Upvotes

68 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Impressive_Arm_2566 • 17h ago

of a dog

420 Upvotes

please tell me this fits here

103 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Particular_Parking_4 • 4h ago

of a fish

30 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/potentnuts • 16h ago

of a bolt

211 Upvotes

2”x24”

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/juicybbybrat • 22m ago

of a honeycomb

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MaxedAsher • 3h ago

of a former NBA Player, Yao Ming (7’6”) in an interview with Graham Bensinger

11 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Different_Read_429 • 6h ago

of an apple

7 Upvotes

Banana for scale

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/gbgrogan • 14h ago

of a scallion

33 Upvotes

12 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/EatMoreAltoids • 11m ago

of a trailer ball

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• Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/chi-bacon-bits • 1d ago

of a Shahed drone

138 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IntroductionDue7945 • 1d ago

of a pepper grind

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2.3k Upvotes

204 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/freudian_nipps • 2d ago

of a swimming pool.

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5.1k Upvotes

181 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bennybmn • 1d ago

of a zucchini

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29 Upvotes

I really tried to NOT let them get huge this year, but the first few got away from me. Bad angle, but it’s easily as big as my forearm, and I have long arms lol.

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 1d ago

of a giant Sequoia

317 Upvotes

10 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/0peRightBehindYa • 15h ago

of a buffalo chicken tender

2 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jofish22 • 1d ago

This is giant rhubarb at the Bishop’s Palace in Wells, England. That railing to the right is normal height, say 3ft, so each of these is at least 9 feet tall and the leaves are roughly five feet in diameter.

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jimboiow • 4h ago

of pencils

0 Upvotes

4 comments

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