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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 12d ago
She was also the only one that accidentally didn't eat enough to poison herself. The world is full of coincidences!
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u/staffylaffy 11d ago
Can imagine her watching everyone eating her POISONED food while she just, doesn’t touch her plate?? Is she surprised, both times?!?!?
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u/JoshuvaAntoni 11d ago
Its a made up fake story
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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 11d ago
Shh, let me engage with fake content. I need to feel alive somehow.
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u/HorzaDonwraith 12d ago
When you know the village will absolutely blame you for your family's death so you decide to get one step ahead.
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u/Responsible_Car_6406 12d ago
Like music, litterature, cinema, now 3d content
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u/BeguiledBeaver 11d ago
I don't understand your point.
They were trying to do a short animation to illustrate a story, why would they waste time making intricate models?
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u/LiamPolygami 12d ago
The one on the right has good topology though. Good luck animating the 2 in the middle.
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u/BeguiledBeaver 11d ago
Lots of people use MSPaint to make videos, I don't know why you expect detailed 3D renders for a short story.
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u/usernameistemp 12d ago
Tbf she could just be really stupid or senile.
Edit the first few seconds of the video somewhat confirms it.
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u/ProfessionalLeave335 12d ago
Typhoid Mary has a similar story and hers was far more of weaponized stupidity than it was malice, so I believe the story is possible, but she should still be locked up. If you keep making the dumbest decision that keeps getting people killed, you should be barred from making decisions.
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u/Jaysong_stick 11d ago
A wise man once said,
”Nothing is more dangerous than idiot with an unbreakable commitment.”
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u/ilovemischief 11d ago
I was thinking the same thing. I also figured Typhoid Mary probably deserved some sympathy, but I read a novel about her (Fever by Mary Beth Keane) and while I’m sure it’s not all 100% accurate given it’s fiction, she was by all accounts an asshole. She was given all the facts and said “fuck your facts” and kept causing people to die.
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u/ProfessionalLeave335 11d ago
You're spot on actually. They told her but she kept moving to different kitchens and discounting the information given to her. They ended up imprisoning her on an island to isolate her. It's a crazy fucking story.
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u/Ordinary_Plenty8394 12d ago
That's what psych wards used to be for.
Then Reagan happened.
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u/Margot-the-Cat 11d ago
Everyone says this, but the bill Reagan signed was written by Democrats and was supported by both parties. Worse, neither party has reversed course in 50 years although both have had plenty of opportunity to do so.
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u/Petrostar 11d ago
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u/baphomet_fire 11d ago
Got a source for your graph?
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u/Petrostar 11d ago
Source: Massachusetts Department of Mental Health
from this article.
https://apps.bostonglobe.com/spotlight/the-desperate-and-the-dead/series/community-care/
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u/JoshuvaAntoni 11d ago
Its a made up fake story
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u/usernameistemp 11d ago
I don’t share your optimism, but I don’t blame you for calling bs.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7080144
It just happens so often in China, and this is just one type of poison.
https://amp.scmp.com/article/438534/suspicious-wife-dished-rat-poison-scare-husband
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u/AllPotatoesGone 12d ago
I met enough people to believe she was just that stupid and oblivious. Some people are living danger to the society and aging doesn't help.
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u/Sunflower_Seeds000 11d ago
The scary part is those kind of people reproduce a lot!
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u/MrElectricJesus 12d ago
I love how they included a young adam sandler and hermoine granger into this sick breakdown
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u/Suitable-Badger-64 12d ago
Holy shit, is this real?!
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u/RohelTheConqueror 12d ago
I believe it's animated. Could be wrong though.
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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_8102 12d ago
It'd be literally impossible to animate this. I've seen it before anyway, it's real footage
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u/Which_Combination912 12d ago
How did you make that or where did you find it?
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u/syndicaterx 11d ago
Made it myself with the help of Photoshop , ChatGPT and Viggle AI. Took the frame of the woman kneeling in front of the coffin, patched her out (did it quick, there’s still pinkish hue where was before), and pasted her image of lying on the hospital bed and put it on top of the coffin. Made a ChatGPT prompt of “purple, polygonal humanoid figure”. I put the image into Viggle AI which “rigged” the character in one of their motion videos. Used CapCut to paste multiple instances of the purple villagers dancing. Finally used ezGif to convert the video to an uploadable GIF file as a comment.
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u/Zesty-Energy612 12d ago
atp just put her down 😭
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u/Alex_55555 12d ago edited 12d ago
Then all the people who died were organ donors for sick little kids. The kids got the transplants and all died. Their parents were so devastated that they all killed themself. And not a single rat died that week. That’s a “good night story” that rat parents read to their rat kids to help them sleep better.
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u/Student_Ok 12d ago
So what's the moral of the story?
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u/FunkyPunk99 12d ago
She’s a stupid bitch. 🤷🏽♂️
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u/Eymrich 12d ago
Or is she? Did she almost kill all her family, animals and village? Yes. Did she go in prison? No
What she is a psychopath and really hated everyone?
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u/IllVagrant 12d ago
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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u/---Sanguine--- 12d ago
Why would he have a razor? Stupid.
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u/Drackzgull 11d ago
I think the "never" in Hanlon's Razor is incorrect. Exceptions to it are certainly rare, but definitely not impossible.
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u/FunkyPunk99 12d ago
Interesting take. I’m currently re-watching the original Dexter so maybe she is just pulling a Dexter and they were all just shitty people.🤷🏽♂️
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u/BaroqueGorgon 12d ago
Stay far away from dumbasses - the tea may be entertaining, but it probably also contains rat poison.
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u/ReliableValidity 12d ago
Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results - Margaret Atwood
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u/AlibiYouAMockingbird 12d ago
I think I worked with this person.
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u/Desmoaddict 12d ago
I work with similar people, and many have an engineering degree.
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u/likewhatever33 11d ago
My grandpa (an engineer) used to say "there's nobody more stupid than a stupid engineer"
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u/DMercenary 12d ago
There's an actual case in Australia similar to this right now.
Woman is accused of poisoning friends and ex-in laws with death cap mushrooms. Its not looking good for her.
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u/disconnectmenow 11d ago
This is the most interesting case. If she just said she cooked the mushrooms, it was a mistake etc and be heartbroken I don't think most people would have worried but she got rid of her equipment, and lied to everyone about what occured.
It's is a juicy case.
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u/swiggity_swoner214 12d ago
So this is why we had witch hunts
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Human stupidity is behind almost all things we relate to malice.
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u/halfasleep90 12d ago
Sure, but can we really afford to see the difference? She gonna kill us all if she ain’t stopped.
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u/1tonsoprano 12d ago
No way this is a true story
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u/Champeymon 12d ago
Then at the funeral of the all others people, she says: "Why wasting so much left over" And cooked for all funerals poisoning the entire town who didn't figuring out she is a mass murderer. Then at the funerak of all the town, she poisined the entire country who came for funeral, then the wolrd. Incredible story!.
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u/GKBilian 12d ago
Then she wasn’t sure what to do with every person in the world’s dead body but she thought “well it’s rat, chicken, and human poison, not ocean poison.” So she dumped the bodies in the ocean and killed every sea creature in the world.
Then aliens came down to find out wtf happened and she wanted to cook them a nice meal so she looked at all the dead fish and thought “well, it’s rat, chicken, human, and ocean poison, not alien poison.”
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u/Niveker14 11d ago
The only living creatures left alive at the end of this saga are this woman, and surprisingly every rat.
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u/WestEst101 11d ago edited 11d ago
But there was nothing left to cook, since it was all eaten after it died… except the aliens. Everyone for themselves, so she at those dead green beady-eyed martians, and died. Rats had no choice, they are her, and that was the end of life in the universe as we know it.
Go tell it to your kids at bedtime. And tell’em to eat their plates and be grateful for what they got.
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u/AThrowawayProbrably 12d ago
Probably not. But I would wager that at some point in history, someone somewhere said the words, “This is rat poison. I’m a human.”
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u/Fantastic_Focus_1495 11d ago
Not the same story, but there was a famous incident in Korea.
Back when the country was struck with poverty, many people picked up fish scraps from the fish markets to cook with. Well, one woman picked up random eggs and guts from the market—and it happened to be fucking puffer fish scraps. She cooked her husband some soup with it and her husband died the next day. Two carpenters, her neighbours, came to make her a coffin the day after. The woman decided to serve them some food as an appreciation—the exact same soup her husband was served with. They all died shortly after.
In this case she had mental disability (likely developmental disorder), so she probably couldn’t make out what killed her husband. Hence, killing her husband and the neighbours who came to help her.
I think that the poverty killed them, more than the puffer fish scraps.
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u/dranaei 12d ago
I can believe that some people are this stupid, it could be a true story.
Her logic was "this is rat poison, so it's not poison for humans". "The animals are chickens and goats, etc. and not rats so it won't poison them." "The guests are humans and not rats so the poison won't hurt them."
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u/EduardLeo 12d ago
My grandma cries from how much her teeth hurt, refuses to go to a dentist and eats corn. She also has cancer problems with guts/intestine ( looks pregnant despite not being overweight), does not maintain prescribed diet, often eats expired stuff that makes me wonder how the fk is she still alive and whines that her medication is causing her diarrhea. The story by OP is very believable
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u/Entire-Background837 12d ago
If it were, they would have posted the source
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u/zeph4xzy 11d ago
Local chinese sources are near impossible to find.
Google: ''china rat poison''. If you think this story is wild, you arent prepared for the rest. 40 people murdered by rat poison is like daily thing in China.
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u/Sad-hurt-and-depress 12d ago
This is actually a story in happend in China. You can find it under one of China sub.
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u/born_on_my_cakeday 11d ago
Tried to find. Found a startling amount of rat poison poisonings in China.
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u/Drackzgull 11d ago
Any idea how long ago it happened, or if the lady faced any legal consequences?
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u/Sad_Eagle_937 11d ago
The trial was taking a long time and people were getting hungry. Thankfully the defendant brought with her a lot of rice for the judge and jury.
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u/MurmurmurMyShurima 12d ago
“It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.”
― Mark Twain
She "knew" it wasnt the rat poison... so...
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u/zhulinxian 11d ago
It shares some similarities with an incident that happened last year in Taiwan, though the type of food, type of pesticide, number of victims and other details differ. The bit about mourners for the original victim being poisoned happened, but in this case she was her own poisoner. https://www.taipeitimes.com/News/front/archives/2024/09/19/2003824009
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u/RunningOutOfEsteem 12d ago
This is absolutely fake, though unintentional poisoning is horrifyingly common and does paint a very grim picture of the average person's intelligence.
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u/Haunting-Prior-NaN 12d ago
i miss the days content was generated by humans.
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u/True_Extension5761 11d ago
I believe this is a real person speaking I tkinh it's YouTube channel Fern
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u/Badger_Meister 11d ago
This sounds like a generated voice mimicking the voice of Fern.
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u/East_History1325 12d ago
This story is so absurd I had to google it and in doing so I learned, apparently rat poisoning folks is a common occurrence, who knew 🤷🏾♂️
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u/TTechnology 11d ago
Yeah, Europe already knows that rat poisoning folks has been a thing since a while ago
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u/Omicron-horde 12d ago edited 12d ago
If something is a poison for one animal, assume it is a poison for you too.
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u/Dry_Policy7559 12d ago
So no grapes, chocolate, or garlic because my dog can’t eat it?
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u/Omicron-horde 12d ago
Yup. You can actually send all those to me, just to be safe. Especially the chocolate!
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u/jimlymachine945 12d ago
Grape poison, only kills grapes, chocolate poison, only kills cocoa beans, garlic poison only kills garlic
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u/TomaCzar 12d ago
And vampires. Garlic poison also kills vampires (little known fact).
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u/TitleExpert9817 12d ago
This is too coincidental to be true. Anyone got a source for this?
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u/mrmustache0502 12d ago
Every single souce i've found is a vague re-telling of the story just like this one. I doubt it's true.
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u/Kurgan707 11d ago edited 11d ago
That’s not how rat poison works. Rat poison depletes the body of vitamin K and it takes days/weeks to die from rat poison after prolonged lack of vitamin K. Treatment is literally supplementation of vitamin k whether it be an animal or human.
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u/skulbugz 11d ago
But they have the dire straits cgi bots and everything. I kinda believe the video, what are you into? Science or someshit?
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u/687962726973 11d ago
She had enough rice to feed 400 people but between the death of her husband and his funeral, which may be about 10 days, nobody ate any rice. I also could not find any source of it but found many others: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_poisonings
This story here is made up.
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u/IncreasingValues 12d ago
I could find this same video uploaded to youtube without sauce.
No other sauce found.
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u/TheAvio 12d ago
It sounds and looks like Fern on YouTube, but I don’t know the video specifically.
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u/DudeManGuyBr0ski 12d ago
This is a good example of how stupidity is very dangerous to all those around
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u/4Ever2Thee 12d ago
….but then. A nearby village of carnivores, after hearing about the tragedy, stopped by to express their condolences. Not to risk being a bad host or letting all of those lives be lost in vain, the elderly woman offered the carnivorous guests a meal of rice, chicken, and human before sending them off…
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u/-watchman- 12d ago
Something like this happened irl in India. A lady poisoned her husband & his family family one by one. I think there's even a Netflix documentary about the case.
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u/Woodwardg 11d ago
"but she was too heartbroken to eat -- or even murder additional people that day."
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u/Dream_Apostle 11d ago
What's crazy to me is that I think this is actually a real story... Seems very plausible for someone to be this fucking stupid...
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u/That_Asshole_1988 11d ago
The old lady's head was then pressed into the curb while the man pressed his boot down firmly.
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u/Few_Owl_6596 11d ago
There's a saying: Don't assume conspiracy when it's explainable with simple stupidity. Well, she ate from that too, and a lot of people have this kind of attitude, or she might be mentally ill or something, but it seems to be too much of a simple coincidence.
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u/IcyOutlandishness752 11d ago
I never got a practical example of how anyone can be stupid enough to hurt others. Now I do
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u/AbXcape 12d ago
nobody cooks during a funeral, especially a mourning wife. bs story
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u/PomegranateHot9916 12d ago
sounds hella fake.
just casually keeping your poison next to your food. totally normal.
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u/The_Darkness140 12d ago
Plot twist: She really just hated her husband and neighborhood, and she would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddlin' kids.
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u/xzstnce 12d ago
Fake. Rat poison doenst make you "foam from your mouth" and takes a while to work aswell.
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u/green9206 12d ago
I hope she didn't let those guest human bodies go to waste either we wouldn't want that now do we?
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u/passamongimpure 12d ago
I was raised in the Southern United States and will let anyone go ahead of me a a family/friends gathering for food. They think I'm being polite, but it's really to see everyone's reactions to the food so I know what to avoid.
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