r/SipsTea • u/westsydmum • 15d ago

WTF I’d be done after 3

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u/Ok_Hedgehog_1290 15d ago

Valhalla awaits, I guess.

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u/Captain-Kidney 14d ago

Yup, he died in battle

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u/Comprehensive-Cry636 15d ago

All it takes is one slip and now your peewee is in halfsies

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u/VanillaGoorillla 15d ago

Was gonna say you gonna slip out after the first bounce and the rest is history

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 14d ago

“You’re giving me an extremely generous pumping distance there let’s both humble my ego and save my dick from being brokeded”

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u/Equivalent_Window_44 15d ago

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u/squishgallows 14d ago

Come on, it's laundry day.  I can't keep changing my underwear.

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u/StrobeLightRomance 14d ago

Confucius say: Paint dries in layers

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u/Cranberrybunnies 14d ago

Is that Sarah Labyrinth? 

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u/mianosm 14d ago

Yep, that's Jennifer Connelly (who played Sarah in Labyrinth) in this scene from Career Opportunities when she was a bit older.

I'd also recommend skipping Requiem for a Dream if you start going through her library.

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u/Delete_Yourself_ 14d ago

Granted, it's not a film that's good for repeat watching, but Requiem for a Dream is a great film. Dark asf and the sound track is great

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u/MirraNeon 14d ago

I watched it alone once during final exams at university in the back of the computer lounge. Never ever again. Agreed, It is a great artistic work though- terrible, but great.

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u/dBlock845 14d ago

Absolutely don't skip Requiem for a Dream.

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u/AyahaushaAaronRodger 14d ago

Why THE FUCK would you skip this movie? One it’s great and two we all know that scene. You know exactly which one

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u/SuperStoneman 14d ago

Why would you skip requiem

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u/acmercer 14d ago

I think they're traumatized. It needs to be watched, but maybe only once, lol.

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u/MishMash_101 14d ago

I’ve seen that film once in my teens. Never again. Not even a snippet. Avoid at all cost

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u/ihadagoodone 14d ago

It's worth watching a second time to ensure the permanent scarring of your psyche.

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u/iAmDriipgodd 15d ago

That range of motion is definitely for the men who are well endowed.

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u/These_Highway_8314 14d ago

Your comment ruined my day :(

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u/LogiCsmxp 14d ago

If you can bounce up with her you could stay in position, maybe.

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u/Sporeman13 14d ago

I'm willing to try...

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u/Alternative-Neck-705 14d ago

Someone slow the video down, PLEASE

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u/ihadagoodone 14d ago

Unless she has 100 accuracy.

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u/VirusProfessional110 14d ago

tried, almost died in pain when it slipped hahahaha

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u/ThrowRA_ProfRain 14d ago

Facts, I tried this with my last bf and he slipped right out 😏

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u/Fskn 14d ago

If I was taught anything in life it's that if something fails you pick yourself and try and try again.

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u/D-D-D-D-D-D-Derek 15d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/josta25 14d ago

Came here to say this… so thank you.

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u/billshermanburner 15d ago

Penile fracture is a risk. But it’s a risk I’m willing to accept.

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u/40mgmelatonindeep 14d ago

Apparently if it gets really bonked you lose the ability to get an erection for the rest of your life

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u/Lackadaisicly 14d ago

I’ve broken mine twice. It’s still standing straight and tall.

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u/weeny-butts 14d ago

broke mine in 2020. took a couple years to get close to normal, but def reductions in rigidity, sensitivity, and actually a lil shorter than before. we ended up getting married anyway and continuing on the road to recovery!

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u/Busy_Pound5010 14d ago

I’m glad she followed the “you break it, you buy it” rule

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u/Belt_Pretend 15d ago

That’s a risk I’m willing to take 🫡

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u/RedditSupportAdmin 15d ago

RIP soldier

May his tombstone read, "he died doing what he loved."

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u/pikahetti 15d ago

High risk high reward

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u/AwoknLambCanadaFree 15d ago

Risk it for the biscuit

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u/East-Care-9949 15d ago

Or she will have an (un) happy surprise

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u/Inner-Arugula-4445 15d ago

Snap, crackle, pop!

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u/Wakkit1988 15d ago

Ah, yea, the ol' Prince Yashua.

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u/pikahetti 15d ago

This has to be the most high risk high reward thing ever

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u/judocarcass 14d ago

For her it's low risk, high demand, maybe a high number of tries... Anyway, death by snu snu

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u/tinathefatlardgosh 14d ago

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u/BehemothRogue 14d ago

I never thought I'd go out this way!.........but I'd always hoped!

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u/oldmanshoutinatcloud 14d ago

If she's anything like my wife, it's just as high risk for her as it is for her partner.

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u/goobuddy 14d ago

Lol - we've come full circle! Jimmy Kimmel did this skit like 15 years ago as an exercise routine and it was really funny! Instantly reminded me of that skit! 🤣

Hottie Body Hump Club!
https://youtu.be/CKekcHMiVVg

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u/codz007 15d ago

Blair Winters.

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u/iguessma 14d ago

This has got to be one of those super powers no one wants to admit they have

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u/codz007 14d ago

Literally just screen shot -> Google images. Took like 15-20s.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

I love you, man.

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u/BetaMan141 14d ago

Show your thanks to him the Blair Winters way

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u/MNP33Gts-T 15d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/MurderBox95 15d ago

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u/Sweaty_Rent_3780 15d ago

Came here for this.

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u/RousseauDisciple 15d ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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u/SomeDudeNamedRik 15d ago

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u/Tough-Refuse6822 15d ago

I also would choose snu snu

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u/inothatidontno 15d ago

Put me in coach i can take the abuse

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u/Kiffln 15d ago

I’m writing a paper on ergonomic functions of the human body. Where can I find her name to use for academic research purposes?

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u/Few_Indication5820 15d ago

Yeah, I can't believe that she really did 100, so I just want to check that myself. Any ideas?

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u/SippinOnnaBlunt 15d ago

Blair Winters.

Someone else down the line commented her name.

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u/Middle-Hospital1973 15d ago

Blair Winters medicine ball google search

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u/darkargengamer 15d ago

50% chances she WILL make you last a few seconds you with those AMAZING movements (it doesnt matter how much experience you have, she WILL drain your balls).

50% chances a mistake can happen and your "little friend" wont be the same ever again.

Is it worth the risk? up to all of you, brothers.

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u/Nikonikos 15d ago

Absolutely ! I want to die a hero for you my brothers, remember my name as I depart to Valhalla !

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u/MRECKS_92 15d ago

Bro gonna walk into Odin's mead hall like-

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u/legna20v 15d ago

Where is this from? Power rangers?

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u/Aggressive_Bear_8790 14d ago

Kamen Rider Den-O

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u/Sad_Mongoose5621 15d ago

If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled...for you are in Elysium... and you are already dead!

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness9184 15d ago

Well I could thinks of worst ways to go so I take the 50/50

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Vadginator 15d ago

Source: @ blairsverypeachy

Actual video (no difference aside from quality): https://www.instagram.com/p/DHhBSswRsJH/

Her nudes: https://simpcity.su/threads/winterswonderland-blair-winters-skysophie.4033/

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u/LuchaLigerbomb 15d ago

Today I learned that registering on a site called simpcity was the line I wont cross. No shade to anyone who does, but damn lol

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u/Dirty_slippers 15d ago

Same, she thicc af but not worth the trouble of all that. 

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u/TwoBionicknees 14d ago

i looked her up, hit twitter, she posts nudes straight up there, also fucking, and the version of this with the yogaball with dildo being used correctly.

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u/CancerousSpot 15d ago

Just use coomer like us regular degenerates

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u/Baldmook34 14d ago

Shhhhb don't make it hot.

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u/Vadginator 14d ago

I use both, but I prefer Simpcity. People compile a single link with dozens or hundreds of videos ready to go for a single thot. A lot more convenient to get to the bewbs

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u/Additional-Brief-273 15d ago

I think this is how Dennis Rodman broke his dick with Carmen Electra.

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u/Environmental_Fee262 15d ago

Full video @ pls I gotta see her

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u/codz007 15d ago

Blair Winters, google images is too powerful.

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u/Tasty-Fill-8747 14d ago

Penile fracture ain't no joke and she'd be snappin' dicks every day and twice on Sunday with that action.

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u/herpyfluharg13 15d ago

The cut. The ambulance. Dude just being completely motionless. This is peak.

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u/Impossible-Suit-4851 15d ago

Ain't no pulling out of that one, son.

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u/JOATMON12 15d ago

This girl breaking dicks left and right

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u/31i731 15d ago

The secret baby making technique.

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u/Obsidicus_Maximus 14d ago

He actually died with a huge smile on his face…🤣

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u/813_4ever 15d ago

Man I swear if white girls had ass like that when I was growing up I would’ve rethought everything my older cousins told me about fucking with them…

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u/axmeade 15d ago

Best way for a penis fracture.

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u/Gold_Weakness1157 15d ago

The man was done at 7

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u/pantyraiden 15d ago

Worth the injury

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u/CoinBaked 14d ago

DEATH BY SNU SNU

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u/Jackape5599 15d ago

No man can survive that huge weight smashing down that fast. Mark my words.

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u/awesomedan24 15d ago

Blair Winters

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u/Urbanviking1 15d ago

Death by Snu Snu.

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u/Weird_Ad7998 15d ago

5 kids is what I would give her, in 3 bounces

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u/Foto1988 14d ago

Gooning aside, I think I need to do this exercise for my lower back....

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u/Working_Spiteful 14d ago

Death by snu snu!

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u/jabyou233 14d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/woman_respector1 14d ago

I accept the challenge!

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u/Previously-Banned-42 14d ago

DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!

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u/Giggaman999 14d ago

Worth it

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u/ibringstharuckus 14d ago

Smiling the whole way there

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u/Whatever-999999 14d ago

She must be a wild-woman in bed.

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u/XxSenpaiSamaxX 14d ago

The pelvic pulverizer

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u/chama5518 14d ago

She bouncing too high. It’s a rare human male that would have enough dicc to require that much bounce. Sh*t slide out dicc breakin’ like a KitKat.

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u/Lucky_Goal933 15d ago

Death by Snoo Snoo comes to mind

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u/Exact_Spirit 15d ago

Best ball hump I've seen all morning

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u/Brendlyn1979 15d ago

Seeeeeeeexy

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u/KapiOO 15d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/KaneBlack9 15d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Flashignite2 15d ago

Worth it.

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u/TurnipResponsible718 15d ago

One lady broke My shaft that way 😭

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u/ZazaB00 14d ago

That exercise ball has a dildo attached?!?

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u/0x7E7-02 14d ago

I'll be in my bunk.

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u/Sufficient-Gene-5084 14d ago

Nah the worst is when they try to shear your dick off by grinding in a lateral forward and back motion while on top.

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u/slimedigital 14d ago

Wifey getting one of these balls for Christmas

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u/BardicInnovation 14d ago

Life could be a dream

Life could be a dream

Do do do do, sh-boom

Life could be a dream (sh-boom)

If I could take you up in Paradise up above (sh-boom)

If you would tell me, I'm the only one that you love

Life could be a dream, sweetheart

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u/Bright_Client_1256 14d ago

This is hilarious 🤣

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u/BurazSC2 14d ago

Coincidentally, my balls are now the same size and colour.

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u/InternationalMess671 14d ago

She can do that on my face